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FFLaguna

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My mayor gets out of jail in five days, how should I cel
« on: December 02, 2007, 07:24:00 pm »

When my mayor was elected, he was ecstatic about having his punishment delayed. Then he got locked up, and it's been two hammerstrikes and almost 200 days since he's set foot away from his shackles. What should I do to celebrate his release?

[ December 02, 2007: Message edited by: FFLaguna ]

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Gakidou

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Re: My mayor gets out of jail in five days, how should I cel
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2007, 07:31:00 pm »

Execute the Hammerer.
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FFLaguna

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Re: My mayor gets out of jail in five days, how should I cel
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2007, 07:45:00 pm »

Actually, as luck would have it, my Hammerer either died or went berserk in a massive chain reaction of berserktions. I went from a population of 140 to 100 during a siege and a hydra attack, before I realized I forgot to turn invasions off in the new upgrade. Then I went from 100 to 60 dwarfs, each one succumbing to depression or going berserk or tantruming or dying as a result of another dwarf doing this. I am still recovering, but no replacement immigration has come in the past year or two except for a brand new Hammerer.

So am I supposed to kill the new one, or what?

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Bingbing

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Re: My mayor gets out of jail in five days, how should I cel
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2007, 11:49:00 pm »

Drow- Wait, that's version 23. DROWN THE HAMMERER!
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Re: My mayor gets out of jail in five days, how should I cel
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 12:31:00 am »

Drive the new hammerer insane and catch him with a cage trap. Then put the cage in  the mayor's bedroom.
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