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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting  (Read 504649 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10110 on: May 25, 2019, 11:07:47 am »

They've been sort of making the same game over and over for like..... I dunno, 20 years? Sometimes they add some kind of fancy online ranking system that puts forward a pale, withered imitation of creativity while stretching their cold and beclawed hands for your wallet.

In this case it's literally the same title from like, 2005 or something.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10111 on: May 25, 2019, 11:10:52 am »

Who needs nonsense like "creativity" or "innovation" when people buy it anyway
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10112 on: May 25, 2019, 11:16:13 am »

They've been sort of making the same game over and over for like..... I dunno, 20 years? Sometimes they add some kind of fancy online ranking system that puts forward a pale, withered imitation of creativity while stretching their cold and beclawed hands for your wallet.

In this case it's literally the same title from like, 2005 or something.

CoD4 and WaW were still pretty fun, especially since the latter has a flamethrower. I've dropped the franchise after MW3, though.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10113 on: May 25, 2019, 01:02:27 pm »

They've been sort of making the same game over and over for like..... I dunno, 20 years? Sometimes they add some kind of fancy online ranking system that puts forward a pale, withered imitation of creativity while stretching their cold and beclawed hands for your wallet.

In this case it's literally the same title from like, 2005 or something.

The title that was offered to PS Plus subscribers a few months ago, too.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10114 on: Today at 01:51:48 am »

So the missus and I were watching Boruto and she sees Orochimaru and Suigetsu in their lab and asks "so what, those two are that kid Mitsuki's parents?" and I told her yes, they both uh... produced essence into a bucket and the creepy kid congealed from it.

Then I was chuckling about shit like Boruto asking Hinata how long she waited before telling Naruto she was preggers, suggesting she would have ignored the question and watered her plants.

On the other hand Sasuke would have just told Sakura she was getting kinda fat before she realized she was pregnant and she says this fucking line that damn near killed me.

"What, how could that have happened, I was wearing Orochimaru's Home-made Condom!"

She starts to correct herself and say "condoms" but I was like 'nope, there's just the one, so everybody in the village takes turns, they have a list and schedule in the Hokage's office even' and I'm fighting with all my might to not fall back down the gigglehole as I type this, send help, please.

Orochimaru's Home-made Condom.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10115 on: Today at 02:17:58 am »

Sounds more like its

XxOrochimaru's Home-made condomxX

If your description is accurate.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 9701 skittles and counting
« Reply #10116 on: Today at 02:21:45 am »

WHAT DID HE MAKE IT OUT OF, WHY DOES HE ASK PEOPLE TO BRING IT TO HIM REGULARLY FOR "CLEANING", AND GOD WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IT HURTS ME TO LAUGH STILL!?!?!?
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