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[Kagus]

Is there something - beyond familiarity - that your home and/or people offer that nowhere else does?

Well, Basque cooking tradition is supposed to be world class, for one

At least according to the Basque

[scriver]

I mean, I saw it in a food show once

Of course, I realise now that I write this that that's the kind of thing they probably say about every place they visit in every episode

...But then again there's a reason no food show ever fucking visits Sweden to praise our cuisine

[Yoink]

Life! Existence! How about it. Shit's fucked, am I right!?

My phone thought "shit's" was meant to be "shots". I think it might be onto something.

[George_Chickens]

Life! Existence! How about it. Shit's fucked, am I right!?

My phone thought "shit's" was meant to be "shots". I think it might be onto something.

Shots fucked, hmm... you're about to make jelly shots that you really put yourself into, huh?

[Yoink]

Hmm. Not quite what I was thinking, but that sounds like the makings of some kind of modern-day love potion.

[Kagus]

http://www.mixolopedia.com/cocktail/blowjob/

[George_Chickens]

http://www.mixolopedia.com/cocktail/blowjob/

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS OF RAM RANCH

[itisnotlogical]

I'm depressed. All I've done for a few days now is sleep and dread waking up. I've had the past 72 hours to do literally anything I wanted and I spent most of it on my ass or in bed. I don't want it to be tonight anymore but I don't want it to be tomorrow either. I just want to put my life back on the rails and have it stay there for an entire year.

[Yoink]

That sounds awful relatable. I'm afraid I have no real advice to offer.

http://www.mixolopedia.com/cocktail/blowjob/

Bruh, they no longer sell vegan Baileys in Australia for some reason. That's my new, capital-S Sad right there.

[Iduno]

That sounds awful relatable. I'm afraid I have no real advice to offer.

http://www.mixolopedia.com/cocktail/blowjob/

Bruh, they no longer sell vegan Baileys in Australia for some reason. That's my new, capital-S Sad right there.

I mean, make your own?

[Iduno]

I hate this subject I'm having to revise for. It's one of those ones where rote memorisation is necessary because there's five billion fucking hormones in the body and they expect you to be able to recall every last one of them, as well as what they do and what makes them. Worst part is, that's only 1/5th of the subject, the rest of it is less annoying to learn, but still annoying. Nervous system, sensory system, respiration and reproduction. Gotta remember all the pigments involved in the eye, all the different eye forms and how they all work, the different cells in the eye, the unique cases of eye form. Respiration's easy at least. Nervous system, gotta memorise all kinds of different cells, how they interact, all sorts of neurotransmitters and how they work, which neurotransmitters are relevant to what parts of the nervous system, all that fun stuff. Reproduction just piles even more onto the hormones aspect.

It's not a subject like the others where memorisation is a smaller aspect and the rest is application of knowledge (Which means that even if you forget aspects you can easily get away with it so long as you know what you're doing), which I much much MUCH prefer. No. It's "Memorise everything, apply nothing" instead.

Sounds like Organic Chemistry. Luckily, I impressed the professor with my knowledge of the non-memorization stuff in class, so he took pity on me and gave me a D.

[Arx]

Hey, on the plus side for you, it's only making your head hurt figuratively! Instead of your abdomen, physically.

[Dunamisdeos]

My wife used to have three a month. This has been rectified.

[Kagus]

I used to date a girl who'd been on birth control since she was fifteen in order to control her periods, because her cramps were painful enough to make her pass out.

[Mephisto]

I have lost control of my life. It feels like it's always me making concessions for others or getting ignored.