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[JoshuaFH]

I have no idea why, but my mood today is just spiraling downward. I feel so lonely, crushingly lonely, but all I can think about is how I want to be away from everyone I know and just be by myself.

Man, I hate being at home so much, this is such a shitty place. I never want to come back here again, and I'll do everything in my power to make sure that happens.

I just want to be at my new apartment by myself; it's a good thing I'm moving on Friday, cause I don't think I could tolerate another week of being here without snapping.

[cakeonslaught]

This didnt exactly make me sad,but im almost confused to tears, if that makes any sense...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266

I can't tell if its all sarcasm or what but i think i enjoy it.

[JoshuaFH]

This didnt exactly make me sad,but im almost confused to tears, if that makes any sense...

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266

I can't tell if its all sarcasm or what but i think i enjoy it.

I read this and I can't imagine anyone writing this without laughing to themselves the entire time.

This is the highest grade facetiousness I've seen in a long time.

[Bauglir]

It's satire.

I couldn't tell one way or the other until the economics bit, but once I got there it was fairly clear.

[cakeonslaught]

i noticed in about the second or third post down, in the picture you can see the guy has a google search open for "gay fat amputee gangbang"...

[Truean]

Threatened at work today, incredibly numb, homicide.

Incredibly short version:
Guy is an asshole; wife divorces him for it. Guy thinks it is my fault and seriously threatens me/office staff in office with weapon. I talk to guy and keep him busy. "See if we have any starbursts," tells secretary to call police. Should never have to say it; I do. She does; we know them; they arrive lights off. I fill out police report and refuse to talk about it, pretending to be busy. I'm not brave at all. I'm pretty sure I'm so immensely terrified I can't face it. I want to cry my eyes out and sob but can't feel anything at all. I don't watch TV, but have been staring at it for an hour and haven't turned it on.

Also, a coworker and I knew his family, though the coworker moreso than I. Dr. Masterson is a far more humane person than I ever could be and I can't imagine his son provoked this. "Voluntary Manslaughter" usually means the victim provoked, instilled heat of passion, or engaged in mutual combat resulting in deadly force. Yes, he could be a hothead sometimes and could've been drunk in a bar, but this doesn't seem like him.

I'm just so very, very numb right now. I might be off to distract myself with alcohol or work. I really don't know.

[MaximumZero]

"Captain" is a good one too.

“Captain Aqizzar” is good, but I like “Commissar Aqizzar” or “Admiral Aqizzar”. The best titles are either rhymes or alliterations.

How about "Conquistador"? I would suggest "Tsar", but, well...

[Virex]

You mean Aqizzar isn't a honorary title in itself?

[MaximumZero]

You mean Aqizzar isn't a honorary title in itself?

It would be too close. Tsar Aqizzar? AqiTsar. Aqua Tsar, Lord of the Dolphins!

[Reudh]

It's satire.

I couldn't tell one way or the other until the economics bit, but once I got there it was fairly clear.

My goodness... I was completely trolled by it, until i saw the 'gay fat amputee gangbang'... i became mildly suspicious, then i looked them up on Wikipedia. Now that I can view it from a satirical perspective, it's bloody hilarious.

[Scaraban]

I couldn't make it through the whole post because I thought it was serious. I couldn't even make it halfway.

[cakeonslaught]

There's hours upon hours of entertainment in there. It's a veritable gold-mine.

[Max White]

I made xna crash 

[JoshuaFH]

Threatened at work today, incredibly numb, homicide.

Incredibly short version:
Guy is an asshole; wife divorces him for it. Guy thinks it is my fault and seriously threatens me/office staff in office with weapon. I talk to guy and keep him busy. "See if we have any starbursts," tells secretary to call police. Should never have to say it; I do. She does; we know them; they arrive lights off. I fill out police report and refuse to talk about it, pretending to be busy. I'm not brave at all. I'm pretty sure I'm so immensely terrified I can't face it. I want to cry my eyes out and sob but can't feel anything at all. I don't watch TV, but have been staring at it for an hour and haven't turned it on.

Also, a coworker and I knew his family, though the coworker moreso than I. Dr. Masterson is a far more humane person than I ever could be and I can't imagine his son provoked this. "Voluntary Manslaughter" usually means the victim provoked, instilled heat of passion, or engaged in mutual combat resulting in deadly force. Yes, he could be a hothead sometimes and could've been drunk in a bar, but this doesn't seem like him.

I'm just so very, very numb right now. I might be off to distract myself with alcohol or work. I really don't know.

How has noone said anything yet? I have no idea what to say that would act as consolation, other than that it must have been a very traumatic experience, and I can assure you things will be alright. I don't know what else to say. I'm sorry.

[Bauglir]

@Truean

Goddamn, life is not being fair to you. I'm glad you made it through that.