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[Urist Imiknorris]

RedKing 2016: "There's The Door."

MetalSlimeHunt/MaximumZero 2030: "The Illusion Of Free Choice."

This is extra special because that's not an election year.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

RedKing 2016: "There's The Door."

MetalSlimeHunt/MaximumZero 2030: "The Illusion Of Free Choice."

This is extra special because that's not an election year.

I was too busy calculating when I'd be thirty-five.

[penguinofhonor]

Ha. I'll be 35 in 2028, which means I can get elected right after I'm old enough.

[Truean]

Charlie Sheen 2016: "I can give myself pardons, right guys?"

[Lightningfalcon]

Lightningfalcon 2032- Shooting politicians shall be legalized.  Unless that politician is me.

But yeah, having a Bay 12er in office would be awesome. 

[Loud Whispers]

Lightningfalcon 2032- Shooting politicians shall be legalized.  Unless that politician is me.

Inb4 all politicians now poleticians

[MrWillsauce]

Politicians exist for the sole purpose of being assassinated.

[Sirus]

Politicians exist for the sole purpose of being assassinated.

And thus MrWillsauce was dragged away by the local authority, never to be seen again

[Frumple]

Politicians exist for the sole purpose of being assassinated.

"How can you call yourself a philosopher politician if no one has deigned to try to kill you for your beliefs?"

... the sad is I can't remember who said the original of that. But it is a line, and a lot of the greatest philosophers of our history did have a few murder attempts at them. S'kinda' an interesting thought.

[MaximumZero]

Bay12politics. RedKing runs for president in 2016, with a plucky young facepunchin' sidekick as his VP/bodyguard. 2020 rolls around, and that sidekick is old enough to be elected president himself. Sidekick wins the election by a landslide after punching a bullet meant for President RedKing out of the air. A new era is born. In 2020, MaximumMurrica (FUCK YEAH!) is born!

[Hanslanda]

In the year 2021, all war is ended via atomic facepunch.

[Fniff]

Fniff 2014
"There's no other option, I destroyed them all."
"If I'm elected, I promise to unleash the zombie apocalypse. C'mon. You've all been waiting for it."
"You're my loyal subjects! Test subjects."
"A vote for me is a vote for America taking over the universe."
"Fniff: we haven't got you at gunpoint. We've got you at nuke-point."

[RedKing]

Bay12politics. RedKing runs for president in 2016, with a plucky young facepunchin' sidekick as his VP/bodyguard. 2020 rolls around, and that sidekick is old enough to be elected president himself. Sidekick wins the election by a landslide after punching a bullet meant for President RedKing out of the air. A new era is born. In 2020, MaximumMurrica (FUCK YEAH!) is born!

....did you just call me a one-termer?? D:

Et tu, Maxime?

[Fniff]

Well, I imagine you had to spend 90% of your time cleaning up the zombies and trying to repair relations with all the countries I nuked, Redking. Don't feel bad, you didn't have time to do anything else.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Can I become first minister of zombies?