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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 8475193 times)

Mephansteras

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59040 on: March 12, 2013, 06:48:48 pm »

Bay12politics. RedKing runs for president in 2016, with a plucky young facepunchin' sidekick as his VP/bodyguard. 2020 rolls around, and that sidekick is old enough to be elected president himself. Sidekick wins the election by a landslide after punching a bullet meant for President RedKing out of the air. A new era is born. In 2020, MaximumMurrica (FUCK YEAH!) is born!
....did you just call me a one-termer?? D:

Et tu, Maxime?

Well, you see, it was an Assault Rifle and MZ can only punch so many bullets at a time.

I'm sorry man. He tried, he really did.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59041 on: March 12, 2013, 06:54:56 pm »

Charlie Sheen 2016: "I can give myself pardons, right guys?"


Truean 2016: [Stretch]
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59042 on: March 12, 2013, 06:56:07 pm »

[Stretch] ?
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59043 on: March 12, 2013, 06:58:15 pm »

From IRC. You always say that. >.> Unless I'm thinking of someone else then just ignore this.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Truean

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59044 on: March 12, 2013, 07:00:03 pm »

Perhaps I shouldn't have placed the question mark at the end.... :)
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59045 on: March 12, 2013, 07:08:01 pm »

I can't decide if that means I'm thinking of the right person, or if you're just messing with me now. >.>
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59046 on: March 12, 2013, 07:16:06 pm »

Probably the right person. Although I've only seen [sigh] myself :P
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59047 on: March 12, 2013, 07:20:43 pm »

Probably the right person. Although I've only seen [sigh] myself :P


I've definitely seen [stretch] like, half a dozen times from her. Then again, she doesn't get on IRC very often so I could be misremembering. This is why witnesses are not as good a form of evidence as most people think.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59048 on: March 12, 2013, 07:27:12 pm »

I should IRC you people some time. Especially considering I was doing IRC when some of you weren't even single-celled yet.  :-\

* RedKing pulls his pants up around his chest and puts on his "Back in my day..." bifocals.



Also, girlfriend didn't get the job she was hoping for. And I'm too far away to give hugs. :(
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59049 on: March 12, 2013, 07:31:17 pm »

Lies. Make plaster molds of your arms and then mail them.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59050 on: March 12, 2013, 07:50:17 pm »

I should IRC you people some time. Especially considering I was doing IRC when some of you weren't even single-celled yet.  :-\
SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING, a female has all the eggs of her children since the time of her birth, so a person would have to be a teenage son of a teenage mother for you to be even BORN before they were single-cell. And my mom was born in 1962, which puts the age for you to have been doing IRC at at least 50. They did not even have IRC in the 1960s. Only Ballistic computers.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59051 on: March 12, 2013, 07:53:22 pm »

Lies. Make plaster molds of your arms and then mail them.
You can't hug with nuclear arms. Or plaster ones. Or even nuclear-powered plaster golem arms.


@misko: ..... I am defeated by your superior knowledge of reproductive biology.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59052 on: March 12, 2013, 08:15:53 pm »

I'm feeling all stressed for what is a completely and totally irrational thing, due entirely to hormone insanity, and yet can't stop feeling stressed about this thing despite realizing that it totally doesn't make sense at all.  >:(
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59053 on: March 12, 2013, 08:23:52 pm »

I should IRC you people some time. Especially considering I was doing IRC when some of you weren't even single-celled yet.  :-\
SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING, a female has all the eggs of her children since the time of her birth, so a person would have to be a teenage son of a teenage mother for you to be even BORN before they were single-cell. And my mom was born in 1962, which puts the age for you to have been doing IRC at at least 50. They did not even have IRC in the 1960s. Only Ballistic computers.

SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING, you are only 'you' from when you are fertilized into a diploid, 2n cell. A female only has haploid 1n cells from birth. :D
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #59054 on: March 12, 2013, 08:42:56 pm »

Hah! IN YOUR FACE, biology-talking guy!  :P
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