Why am I so damn innocent and/or socially inept?
Went to a friend of mine's birthday party. Was mostly fine, until I go outside with another friend to get some fresh air (it was super hot) and she (also being super innocent!) asks this guy who came out with us why he has an empty water bottle. I then learn that it is to be used to smoke with, and head back inside pretty much immediately. (While my friend stays out, I think she was trying to tell him not to). Queue some other two people full-on making out at the dinner tables, a couple more people going outside to smoke, and then the birthday girl going outside (she said to yell at them, but texting to her later she says that she just wanted them to give her some).
So yeah. This was all super unexpected and bleh, especially since her parents were there and it was at a public venue, and somehow nobody noticed any of this. And it was a shock to me, too, since I have pretty much been home-schooled my whole life till last year.