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Author Topic: Things that made you sad today thread.  (Read 8473836 times)

Teneb

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115065 on: December 18, 2018, 09:08:09 am »

Biology is important for some people though.
They are silly people.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115066 on: December 18, 2018, 09:09:40 am »

Become gay, hire a surrogate mother, get baby, discover you are truely not gay after all. Done deal

Con: The mother would be the kind of woman who allows people to implant chest-bursters into her chest
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115067 on: December 18, 2018, 09:12:16 am »

Biology is important for some people though.
They are silly people.
To clarify, it's important to me.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115068 on: December 18, 2018, 09:18:50 am »

Become gay, hire a surrogate mother, get baby, discover you are truely not gay after all. Done deal

Con: The mother would be the kind of woman who allows people to implant chest-bursters into her chest

The alternative is to impregnate a woman who'd go out with me and I don't trust the genetics of those people

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115069 on: December 18, 2018, 09:25:27 am »

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115070 on: December 18, 2018, 09:33:18 am »

Why not? It's one of the main goal posts wired into us by biology - to have your own genetic offshoots.

More personally, I want my mum and dad's genes to survive, not to mention my own, and I want any inheritor of my family's wealth (however much or little that is) to go to someone who is linked to those who accrued it. For instance, the family farm has been in our family for four hundred odd years.

And, more personally still, I would find it easier to connect to my own biological child. It would not be impossible to connect to someone else's child - quite the contrary - but I feel it would be a connection of a slightly different sort.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115071 on: December 18, 2018, 09:43:56 am »

Having a kid is a life changing experience. I would guess is less stressful if you have enough resources, or if you are a slacker parent.

If I had to choose the best moment of my life it would have to be the first time I held peter in my arms.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115072 on: December 18, 2018, 09:45:47 am »

Become gay, hire a surrogate mother, get baby, discover you are truely not gay after all. Done deal

Con: The mother would be the kind of woman who allows people to implant chest-bursters into her chest

The alternative is to impregnate a woman who'd go out with me and I don't trust the genetics of those people

Indeed. That's the kind of severe cognitive defect you don't want to risk passing on.

In my case, I've got a genetic history of mental illness and cancer, not to mention horrible senses of humor.

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115073 on: December 18, 2018, 09:48:27 am »

Become gay, hire a surrogate mother, get baby, discover you are truely not gay after all. Done deal

Con: The mother would be the kind of woman who allows people to implant chest-bursters into her chest

The alternative is to impregnate a woman who'd go out with me and I don't trust the genetics of those people

Indeed. That's the kind of severe cognitive defect you don't want to risk passing on.

In my case, I've got a genetic history of mental illness and cancer, not to mention horrible senses of humor.

And let's be real, would you have the mother of your kids to be a woman you'd fuck. That'd be gross and irresponsible

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115074 on: December 18, 2018, 11:20:39 am »

... Wut.

Also my kid is smarter than me. And I have rather good genetics. Family history of hypertension and joint/spine cartilage degradation but otherwise nothing.
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115075 on: December 18, 2018, 11:27:58 am »

twas a joke :U

I'm a ugly midget who lives under a rock and after having experienced marital bliss I'll pass on the spouse. But spreading my genes is something I want to do out of spite for humanity so I'm in a bit of a morale dilemna

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115076 on: December 18, 2018, 12:05:17 pm »

And let's be real, would you have the mother of your kids to be a woman you'd fuck. That'd be gross and irresponsible
Not to mention unsanitary, and immoral!

It's no wonder kids are growing up to be the perverts they are when their very mothers are allowed to be present at their conception!

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115077 on: December 18, 2018, 12:07:21 pm »

Not to mention, think of the children. How are you going to explain to them what you did to their mother

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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115078 on: December 18, 2018, 12:23:30 pm »

How I Storked Your Mother
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Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« Reply #115079 on: December 18, 2018, 12:45:49 pm »

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