Topic: Stupidest dwarves/lamest deaths. (Read 1060 times)

Dante` · « **on:** October 19, 2009, 12:17:30 pm »

Well. Whats yours?

Mine <Just> happened... My dwarves being the GENIOUSES they are decided to settle between a river and a pond, Guess what? Not 2 seconds after game starts I have only one dwarf left because everyone else got pulled into the river by carp and pond by sturgeon. WTF DF?

rickvoid · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2009, 12:31:26 pm »

Uh, try the Dwarf Mode Discussion subform. This one is more for community and sucession threads.

Dante` · « **Reply #2 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:00:28 pm »

Huh, Kk. Sorry the "stories" confused me when I thought we'd all share stories.

Magua · « **Reply #3 on:** October 19, 2009, 01:13:44 pm »

There's a succession idea, though.

Each year, one of your dwarves has to die in a way that's dumber than last year's.

After awhile, you can't get dumber, so you can replace it with multiple deaths.

Eventually, you'll end up with ballista set to fire at will through the dining hall. It'll be Fun!

Dante` · « **Reply #4 on:** October 19, 2009, 03:24:24 pm »

that would indeed be epic. I mean hell I dont know how to do it but itd be interesting.

Dante` · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2009, 06:59:15 am »

btw, since this post was started to share stories its actually in line with this section of the forum, As claims the description in the main forum paige o.o

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Dante`

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