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Author Topic: Hilarious/funny/disturbing announcements/reports thread  (Read 1204 times)

utunnels

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Hilarious/funny/disturbing announcements/reports thread
« on: April 29, 2015, 12:23:28 am »

For example, those in my signature.
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The troglodyte head shakes The Troglodyte around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!

Risen Asteshdakas, Ghostly Recruit has risen and is haunting the fortress!

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Re: Hilarious/funny/disturbing announcements/reports thread
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2015, 12:27:10 am »

Um, I once remember seeing a Slug Demon on the active creatures screen, once.
Above ground.
Way before the HFS was even remotely thought about.
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Re: Hilarious/funny/disturbing announcements/reports thread
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2015, 10:57:03 pm »

Not mine, but I believe there was one from another thread that went something like:
Urist begins a mysterious construction.
Urist has given birth.

And another where a dwarf issued a mandate moments before completing it themselves.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. Was this inevitable (Y/y)?