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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2007, 11:33:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Rondol:
<STRONG>Note 2: The ninja/pirate discussion has been done a few hundred times, but I really don't think that vikings come even close to either.</STRONG>

I agree, the vikings could make short work of both of them.

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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2007, 02:04:00 am »

Uhm, buddy? The Vikings WERE pirates. They just attacked villages as well. Of course, one could argue that Vikings are infinately MORE then pirates, which would be correct. But they were also pirates.

Now, Berserkers... Whooo boy, do you ever not want to mess with one of those. Death-cult, drugged, insanely powerful warrior in bear/wolfskin bearing down on you with no regard for anything other than to cleave you in twain, no matter the cost to himself. Backstab a berserker, and you'll only make him madder! Boo and Minsk will be free!

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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2007, 02:36:00 am »

Blargh, thank you. You just reminded me of a vital fact which will help in my convincing of another forum's populace that pirates are, indeed, better than ninjas. Of course I made up my mind the instant I learned the chick I was talking to at a party a few weeks ago was, in fact, the closest thing to a pirate most people will ever meet.
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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2007, 02:37:00 am »

thought napoleon was from corsica, which is sorta france (so freakin' what if it's not mainland, they still run it don't they?)
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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2007, 02:51:00 am »

Corsica is indeed French (although just barely at that time), but Napoleon himself was of Italian heritage.
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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2007, 03:07:00 am »

Space Pirate Ninjas>Ninjas and pirates.
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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2007, 05:44:00 am »

Mongols>Vikings
Ninja Pirate>pirate>ninja
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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2007, 09:18:00 am »

Space-zombie-robot-pirate-ninja-vikings, anyone?
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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2007, 09:29:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Fishersalwaysdie:
<STRONG>Mongols>Vikings
Ninja Pirate>pirate>ninja</STRONG>


why is it a ninja pirate then surely the ninjs being first says something

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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2007, 10:24:00 am »

JT wins the thread.

Also, more topical:
Ninja pirate robot Lincoln riding a dinosaur > Everything
Exception:  Any John Wilkes Booth, regardless of wimpiness, trumps any Lincoln.

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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2007, 02:39:00 pm »

Where are the Russians? And the cyborgs? Just you wait, once my friend gets online who has the message log, we have the Ultimate Thing (tm).

Assuming he still has the message log. I think there's been some computer changing.

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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2007, 02:59:00 pm »

quote:
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<STRONG>


why is it a ninja pirate then surely the ninjs being first says something</STRONG>



It just sounds better, try saying pirate ninja.
It sucks, doesn't it?
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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2007, 03:17:00 pm »

Kobolds > ninjas + pirates + ninja pirates + pirate ninjas + vikings + berserkers + obscure historical figures (ex. Napoleon, Lincoln)+ robots + everything!

THAT IS THE DIVINE FACT OF ARMOK, AND THOSE WHO DISAGREE WILL BE ZAPPED BY MY DIVINE LIGHTING!!!!!!

Then we have the elves...

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« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2007, 03:54:00 pm »

Elves are more akin to little girls than anything else, unless they have a sword, and then they're more like the little girls in horror flicks -- i.e. run the fuck away from them.
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Re: If Elephants Are Grey, Wrinkly Ninjas...
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2007, 04:17:00 pm »

Thrown insects > Kobolds.
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