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[GlyphGryph]

In hindsight, that bus was a terrible choice. I should have done Dakarian/Org or maybe even Webadict/Org. Since If Meph was town and they killed him they would have just confirmed Dakarian.

[dakarian]

Now a question:

Why in the world would a psychotic bus driver that drives a clown car start off with a 3 word speech impediment? 

[GlyphGryph]

I have absolutely no clue. I don't even think I got sent the whole role, since it was only a paragraph (though it included my abilities and the part at the end that said I win if all scum are eliminated, so maybe everybody just got a paragraph).

Either way, it says nothing about a three word speech impediment, and  I haven't heard anything from Panda about it. I'm sending him another message now.

[dakarian]

That makes no sense.  When a person subs in, they, at least, receive the entire role. It's a simple matter of copy and paste for the host.

What's more, you already knew that the 3-word deal was a part of your role when you came in.  If it wasn't a part of your role PM wouldn't that have been the first question you would send to the host? 

And if you had sent it and didn't get a response, wouldn't it make sense to bring that up when I asked about your role just now?

[GlyphGryph]

He didn't even send me the role for multiple days. He just said I'm replacing SHADOWdump and that I'm a town busser and said to catch up until I got the full role (that really confused me at first, by the way, since I had no idea "bus" had the swap meaning).

When he sent me the role, it was a quoted paragraph and "here's your full role". It does even technically say I'm town, it just said I win when all all scum are dead. So I know it wasn't the entire thing, and I don't know why he didn't send me the entire thing. I only know I'm town because his initial message said so (the win condition implies town, of course).

I figured if it wasn't part of my role pm, it didn't matter. And I sent him the pm later asking for full back details, so I figured he'd let me know eventually. As of this post he still hasn't.

As to the last question, you asked about my role, I looked at my role pm, and then I told you what it said. Why would I even think the mention the 3-word thing when it isn't in my pm? I can't tell you what I don't know.

[GlyphGryph]

Still no word.

[dakarian]

@host

May I ask if there are any requests still waiting answers?

[Pandarsenic]

There are no outstanding requests as of the posting of this message.

Do not take this to mean anything; I check PMs before I check threads.

[Cheddarius]

Okay, I have no idea what's going on.
The only thing I really have to contribute is that I inspected Mephansteras and he turned up town.

[Vector]

I don't really know what the hell is going on with GlyphGryph, but I remember SHAD0Wdump having a weird habit of self-imposed post restrictions in other games (like Toon Mafia IV, in which I was scum).  I'm taking that as a null tell, for now, though I'll note his apparent jumpiness.

Okay, I have no idea what's going on.
The only thing I really have to contribute is that I inspected Mephansteras and he turned up town.

Never mind about the no-lynch.  He's lurking, playing confused, and making a stupid attempt at screening his partner... plus there was all that shit with the weird role-blocking Org did earlier.

Lynch him today.  We can figure out what's happening with Meph and GlyphGryph tomorrow, but the obvscum dies now.

[GlyphGryph]

Pandarsenic says he made it up because he was lazy, and that he thinks that is pretty much it. (SHADOW that is)

And there were no IMs sent, apparently. (at least his mention didn't mention any)

[Cheddarius]

Vector, have you considered that I might ACTUALLY BE CONFUSED? This is what, my third game, and there's almost 150 pages of meandering gibberish here. Do you expect me to understand it all instantly? Cut me some slack, man, just because I haven't acheived Mafia Nirvana doesn't mean I'm automatically scum. I didn't post because I didn't know what I could do... but then I thought, I might as well post my investigate. Oh, and "screening my partner"? Telling what I got for my investigate doesn't mean I'm scum, you know. Anyone would do it. That's circular logic - he is scum, therefore he's screening his partner, therefore he is scum. It only works if you assume I'm scum in the first place.

[dakarian]

Alright.  I did what I could here.  I played all the way through.  I pushed and hunted as well as I could.  I do this fully ready to believe what I'm doing and accepting the consequences.

Do or die.

Vote Cheddarius

[Mephansteras]

I hope you're right, dak!

[Pandarsenic]

Dakarian strides forward, a cold chill in his eyes. Everyone watches him, and none dare speak; the silence is so oppressive they can feel it. He grabs the gun and places it at Org's Cheddarius' head.

"Enough of this."

The town suddenly jumps. The shot was abrupt, shattering the perfect tension. Org Cheddarius glares down. The giant robot, an Imperial Titan, Imperator Class, refuses to die.

"You idiot Heretic King, I'll not die so easily! For the emprah!" He attempts to step on Dakarian. Dakarian grabs a sword that was not present before and lets out the roar of a madman as he scales Org Cheddarius and concludes by thrusting his sword into Org Cheddarius' skull. A sight unusually reminiscent of Shadow of the Colossus occurs as Org collapses while black... blood...?... sprays from the wound.

MAFIA MEMBER. Jesus fucking Christ, you're huge. You're... really huge. Any action you take will be announced to anyone because they can't help but see you. You have the power to STARE INTIMIDATINGLY at someone. They will be so intimidated they cannot take any action that night. Your other ability is to STEP ON [PLAYERNAME], which will kill that player. In fact, you will stomp them so thoroughly you will kill them two times. This is a variant of the MAFIAKILL action. The mafia partners are SEXY MOTHERS. You win when it is no longer possible for town to win. The Mafia Chat is at YERMOM

"This battle is not yet lost," Dakarian declares, throwing his crown down upon Org Cheddarius' body.

Ozymandias rule is no longer in effect.

Dakarian is no longer King of Kings.

Night ends no sooner than 11PM Pacific Saturday.