This fortress I'm playing sure is a happy place! Take a look at the first two (and as of yet only) artifacts:
Relonilir, The Royal Joy: A green tourmaline piccolo
Valued at 51,600. Described as encircled with bands of Green tourmaline and Brown jasper. On the item is an image of a rope reed in turtle shell.
Kubukilir, Lancejoy: A magnetite trumpet
Valued at 28,800. Described as encrusted with Magnetite. This object menaces with spikes of Magnetite.
It's a joy to lance yourself while you play a trumpet?
I found it funny that both used "joy" in the description. I wonder how common is it that it would use the same word like that...
Also the guy who made the trumpet became a legendary engraver from it. Go figure.