Alright then, I'll have Kashyyk on Rand-AI. Finals have ended, and WE HAVE WINNERS!
It's worth noting that only two competitors are standing.
This tournament approaches its grand finale! Kashyyk and Arbiter close in, weapons firing! Kashyyk fires lasers! Arbiter launches missiles! Ouch, it seems they read each other's minds too much - each chose a defence against his own attack, both are hit! Arbiter is barely standing, Kashyyk is just a little better off, but the battle still continues!
Next to them, PrinnyBaal charges at Poultron with a desire to SMASH! Boosters firing, he drives his mech's fist forward! But Poultron responds with missiles, and most of them slam straight into PrinnyBaal, this will not end well! Spouting flames and smoke, PrinnyBaal collides with Poultron! Both machines are out, neither can get up! Poultron and PrinnyBaal hastily exit their machines, and the fire teams are on the field to put out the flames! It seems this battle will be resolved by the judges' decision.
And while we wait, look at 'em go! Kashyyk and Arbiter speed towards each other in a crazed game of chicken! Now both launch missiles, which easily track the massive heat exhausts! Holy Saturn, they are not going to make it! What a crash! A massive fireball is all that is left now of our combatants, I fear we may have lost.. no, wait! I see the ejector seats, both pilots are safe! Their mechs are completely totaled, fire teams are already on the field and trying to douse the burning wrecks so that the judges can identify which mech begins where. Not even our repair teams will be able to repair that kind of damage.
And while the judges are at it, let's look at arena two, the battle for third place! RAM bets it all on his empowered laser, discharging it into his opponent's torso! But Ajax is unharmed! Reflector shields have saved his day. Now confident in his victory, he unloads another Revenger swarm! Poor RAM, how he tries to evade, but there's no escape from Revenge! One, two, two blasts! Oh, it seems like RAM's machine is failing! He struggles to keep control, but even I see the fountain of hydraulic oil that spurts out of the mech! Yes, the fight for him is OVER! Ajax opens his mech's canopy and stands up to hear the deafening cheers of the crowd, he is this tournament's third place winner! RAM has to contend himself with the fourth.
Wait a minute.. yes, the judges' decisions for the groups C and D are ready now. Leading by three points of damage, the fifth place of the tournament goes to.. KASHYYK! The final attack has nearly destroyed Arbiter's mech, and he is left with the sixth place. And, also leading by three points of damage, the seventh place of the tournament goes to... POULTRON! PrinnyBaal's luck has failed him in the end, and he is left in the eighth place of our tournament.
And now, for the final showdown. All the other contestants now watch from the sidelines, cheering for one or the other - Haika and Siquo are locked in combat for the first RPS Tournament's Grand Prize!
Both still in top shape, the combatants walk around the arena. The tension in the air is palpable, neither pilot knows the other's intentions, and both wait for an appropriate moment. And they move in! Finally, the winner will be decided! They pick up speed... they run toward each other! No boosters, no flashy effects, just pure mechanical force! They aim weapons! I can see their defences activating, and HOfzzzhhhhrhhrrrrfzzzzhiiiiiii*tap*. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, this is another arena ruined. A massive ball of fire is all that is visible now in the center of Arena 1. It seems both contestants have simultaneously released torpedoes, which exploded right in the center, between Haika and Siquo. Our control teams report contact loss with both machines, there may be no hope of survival for the pilots. No, wait! What is this! It is... Haika! Haika's mech is barely holding together, but he exits the smoke-filled crater on its own legs! It's dragging something behind it... and yes, it seems that Siquo is also safe, his mech clinging to Haika's with its arm. Well, I guess it's pretty clear who the winner is in this situation. Having lost its legs, Siquo's mech is unable to continue the fight! Hm, what? Oh! It seems Siquo's mech was underrepaired! Due to this, the judges will decide the outcome of the battle! They are out on the field... it seems both machines have sustained equal amounts of damage during the fight... Haika rages over the commlink, his anger is understandable. The judges return, and announce their decision! The winner of the First RPS Tournament, and the First All-Time Champion of the RPS Mecha Battle League, iiiiiis.... HAIKA!!! We'll likely have to deduce the arena repair costs from the prizes of all of the winners, but it'll still leave them plenty of money to burn. Once again, CONGRATULATIONS!
PrinnyBaal, Eighth place!
Poultron, Seventh place!
Arbiter, Sixth place!
Kashyyk, Fifth place!
RAM, Runner-up in Fourth place!
Ajax, Bronze Scissors and 1000 cred winner! Third place!
Siquo, Silver Paper Roll and 5000 cred winner! Second place!
HAIKA, Gold Rock and 10000 cred winner, the First RPS Champion!
(please note, the arena repairs are estimated to cost over 15000 creds... so keep 200 creds each and get outta here before our lawyers get here)
PrinnyBaal: Hit for 6, -4 left.
Poultron: Hit for 2, -1 left.
Arbiter: Hit for 4, 6, -5 left.
Kashyyk: Hit for 3, 5, -2 left.
RAM: Hit for 2, -1 left.
Ajax: Not hit, 3 left.
Siquo: Hit for 6, -1 left.
Haika: Hit for 5, 1 left.