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Pnx

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You know the new version has bugs when...
« on: November 04, 2007, 02:03:00 pm »

It's a game for those of us who need to take a lighter view of the new version.

Just like "You know you've played too much DF when..." only like this...

You know the new version has bugs when you can farm in your fully engraved legendary dining room.

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2007, 03:37:00 am »

You never played the arcadia level in bioshock, did you?

Anyway, back on topic.

You know the never version has bug when a single raccoon contains enough blood to splatter on everybody and their pets, paint the entire zone red and do the same to a 768x768 obsidian mining facility.

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2007, 04:43:00 am »

You know the new version has bugs when your dwarves build a pile of platinum and gold serrated disks instead of iron because the gold/platinum was closer.

You know the new version has bugs when, despite your only defense being gold and platinum disks, the goblins decide they really don't want to attack you after all and instead make a giant pile outside and climb over each other for 3 months before going home.

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2007, 06:32:00 am »

Platinum and gold serrated disks? .. nothing is too good for your enemy, is it? :P

You just know that this version has bugs when you are trying to build a wall off the side of a grate, only to have the wall tip over into the sea below, pulling the dwarf along.

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DrMorbly

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2007, 06:37:00 am »

You know the new version has bugs when your carpenter tries to remove a floor construction while standing on it which covers a magma river.
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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2007, 07:18:00 am »

You know the new version has bugs when the Dwarven King sends his entire army to reclaim a 20 dwarf outpost in bumblef-ck, nowhere
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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2007, 01:36:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by DrMorbly:
<STRONG>You know the new version has bugs when your carpenter tries to remove a floor construction while standing on it which covers a magma river.</STRONG>

They did that in the old version with bridges too.

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2007, 05:53:00 pm »

You know the new version has bugs when your Trader attends parties, sleeps, eats, and drinks 24/7 for three months straight, all the while ignoring the human merchant baron following him. And watching him sleep.
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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2007, 06:00:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Goncyn:
<STRONG>You know the new version has bugs when your Trader attends parties, sleeps, eats, and drinks 24/7 for three months straight, all the while ignoring the human merchant baron following him. And watching him sleep.</STRONG>

This one happened in my game also.   :D

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Solara

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2007, 10:38:00 pm »

You know the new version has bugs when you can pile something like 1000 rocks on a single tile...oh wait, that's a feature! Leave that one in please.
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Eiba

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2007, 12:08:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by StormDragoness:
<STRONG>Platinum and gold serrated disks? .. nothing is too good for your enemy, is it? :P</STRONG>

Bah, in my fortress goblins are greeted by broken glass!

Actually, I wonder if that's a bug, large serrated green glass disks, that is... They sound awfully painful...

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2007, 01:04:00 am »

Wait, how did you get glass serrated discs? I'd like to make some.

When a well is used and water is more than a tile or so below it, and the world ends...the new version just might have bugs.

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2007, 10:12:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Sparksol:
<STRONG>Wait, how did you get glass serrated discs? I'd like to make some.</STRONG>

What do you mean how did I get it? I just made it at the glass furnace like any other glass item:

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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2007, 11:09:00 pm »

Making glass trap components asked me for 'glass bars' I was trying to make spiked balls though.
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Re: You know the new version has bugs when...
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2007, 11:11:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Eiba:
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What do you mean how did I get it? I just made it at the glass furnace like any other glass item:
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Well it certainly seems it ought to work as well or better than wooden trap components. Only thing is, if you make a spiked ball out of green glass, is it going to shatter the first time you use it, doing a ton of broken-glass damage to whatever it hits but completely ruining the trap for any further use?

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