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[alfie275]

Pretty explanatory title, post songs with changed lyrics.

Here is mine, based on the song "I can't decide" by the scissor sisters.

Spoiler: I can't decide the way that you should die (click to show/hide)

It's not easy being nice all of the time
Beating up those elven betters
Making sure that they four-letter
If I can kill you both at the same time
Smells-like a cat I've forgotten
Killed a mouse and now it's rotten

I'm not a noble tonight
Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm just a miner baby
And you're an elf in my way

I can't decide
The way that you should die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't bang your head and cry
No wonder why
It looks like coal inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

It's a bitch convincing the elves to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you'd be a litter
Annoying everyone is just like you
Mining rocks until I'm crippled
Slug ☼sunshine☼ I won't get pickled

I've got to hand it to you
You've slayed by all the same rules
It takes armok to rule me
And now you've made him angry

I can't decide
The way that you should die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't bang your head and cry
No wonder why
It looks like coal inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride

I could throw you in a magma lake
Or feed you poisoned wambler steak
I wont lie I wont miss you when you're gone
Oh I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I'm sleeping
That's not why

I can't decide
The way that you should die
Oh, you'll probably go to heaven
Please don't bang your head and cry
No wonder why
It looks like coal inside
It's cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We're going for a ride