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[Ze Spy]

two words

LOYALITY CASADES

[xdarkcodex]

Between Dwarf mode I try to kill the champions of the Human villages. I was a spear man named Suwu  The other guy was a Champion Bowman. I finally kill him when an axe man and a spear man run up. I kill the axeman before the spear man gets too close. Fighting he mortally wounds me just as I kill him and I bleed to death at the same time.
The next game I went to the same town which was called Pricetwinkles. I did the same time except with a Crossbowman. After killing him all these children start appearing. I get swarmed and kill most of them but I eventually die. I decided to try again but as soon as I spawn I get challenged by a champion xbowman called Ushav Exitflies. He begins shooting me from the top floor. After several attempts I get to him and kill him I begin to walk out the door.  Some random guy begins shooting me. Before I bleed to death a random lasher runs in and begins to attack him then a swordman runs  and attacks the  lasher. Now every time I come back the whole town just is randomly attacking each other.

Haha that would be so awesome to watch.

[wagawaga]

I fight a dwarf child with a new modded creature; the child in one single combat turn lopped off 3 of my limbs and crushed me into a tree.

Turns out that i my attempt to mod a monster with huge damblock and speed, but I forgot that speed works reverse, and made the damblock so high it overflowed into some negative number.

[Doomshifter]

A short, kinda dumb one.

Just now, I was playing adventurer mode. I entered a cave. I was walking along, minding my own business when HOLYCRAPAGIANTCAVESPIDEROUTOFNOWHERE.

Somehow, my swordswoman managed to slice it in two with a single hit. Amused, I carried on. As I left, his buddy showed his disgruntlement by wiping the floor with me.

[Comrade]

Blocked 3 iron bolts with my spear, got shot in the leg, fell to the ground, started crawling towards the crossbowman, got shot in the chest, killed him, got shot from behind in the head, instakill.

Most honorable way out.

[wagawaga]

Wow, blocking bolts with a spear. That's actually quite hard (at least IRL).

[xdarkcodex]

Not if you where awesome!...Yer that was lame.

[Morrigi]

I have a not-so-epic one. I'm using the legendary lands mod and decided, for once, to play as a kobold. I was getting a lot of combat spam from a chaos spawn (big demon-y thing with tentacles) that was fighting about 20 allies. I ran over and charged it with my spear trying to be a heroic super-kobold, got webbed, and promptly got my head smashed in.
Super-kobold=FAIL

[quinnr]

My first encounter with a carp..(or 10)

Hmmm....carp can only get fishing dwarves can't they? (and even then, they can't be that bad...) Not drinking dwarves right?

~dwarves all go to river~
"OH GOD THE BLOOOOOOOOD!"

This was my first dead dwarf too...how sad.

[xdarkcodex]

I love it how the blood flows down the rivers.It would be so awesome to have a river of blood or vomit.

[Satarus]

With a bit of experimenting with pocket worlds, I successfully depopulated all the major races, the sole megabeast, and all 3 semi-megabeasts.  I then climbed to the summit of the only volcano and jumped into the exposed magma pipe.  I died before I could kill any of it's inhabitants.

[Caesar]

I was playing with my own species, a legendary spearman, thrower, shield user and wrestler. I decided it'd be fun to attack a high priest. Turned out it wasn't;

My first hit was to pierce his upper body, and by doing so, I pierced his heart and both lungs. The next moment he tried to hit me, and I dodged..

I dodged right into some bassin on the lowers floor of the temple..

and my creature can't swim.

[kwon]

I intended to train my block skill up a bit so that I don't get raped by that giant.
Turns out that 4 Red Back Spiders raped me :/
Not epic, but ironic 

[Morrigi]

I got swarmed by 9 of those things once. The entire screen was covered by webs.

[Deon]

This happened JUST now.

I am a rogue junker robot who kills his own civilization because he lost the contact with the source signal.
I enter the tavern and a ranger junker who is the leader of the town starts to shoot iron bolts from his pneumatic arbalest.
I catch 4 bolts while moving towards him. I am deadly wounded because my central fuel pump is damaged and exhaust engine is breached. I gather my last energy, rip off a bolt out of my torso case and throw it back. It pierces the ranger's exhaust engine the moment my CPU is switched off. His CPU is switched off ten seconds later.



P.S. Notice the distance and the fact that I have NO experience in throwing. And the chance to hit the vital organ. And the fact that it's the first time I play adv. mode in my new mod. Woot.

P.S. In case you wonder, this is how these guys look:

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