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UncleSporky

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The greatest fortress ever made
« on: September 01, 2006, 05:52:00 pm »

May it be a symbol and testament of dwarven might, and a grim warning to all demons who dare attempt to cross the threshold.

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Gakidou

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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2006, 06:00:00 pm »

>_<
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Rollory

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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2006, 06:42:00 pm »

That's a might skinny, er ... primary shaft.

Might almost think it elven.

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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2006, 06:50:00 pm »

But does it get the job done?   That's way more important than size.
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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2006, 06:56:00 pm »

Out of curiosity, is this fortress masochistic?  There seems to be a pair of rather huge wooden branches rammed right through it...
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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2006, 07:07:00 pm »

I'd see a doctor about the stream of blood too.   :eek:
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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2006, 08:11:00 pm »

The blue jeans have a seam and some buttons on the back pocket.  Also "Labor of Love".  Also something to do with linear accelerators.
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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2006, 08:16:00 pm »

There appears to be some kind of fungus growth at the err.. base there. Other then that, totally freaking awesome.    :D

Edit: If only it was populated by the Wangmen that were posted last night on PA. I would die laughing.

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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2006, 11:03:00 pm »

Why?
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TrevorGood

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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2006, 11:36:00 pm »

For science, obviously.
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Re: The greatest fortress ever made
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2006, 01:33:00 am »

Brings a whole new meaning to:

"Are you mad, Frink?  Put down that science pole!"

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