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Author Topic: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition  (Read 8835 times)

Virex

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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2010, 05:53:58 pm »

Roll away from RNG's HUGE CHUNK of metal, then as he recovers from the blow, hit him violently on the back of his neck with my katara
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kilakan

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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2010, 06:29:23 pm »

Is it me, or are we all trying to disable eachother instead of killing....
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2010, 06:53:50 pm »

Bust outta my metal prison in the same way the hulk would bust out of his shirt.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2010, 08:05:36 pm »

Grab the shield by the remaining spike and charge kilakan. It might be clumsy, but it''ll still hurt.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2010, 08:33:15 pm »

kilakan: 4 — you sneak behind dragnar. As you shoot him, (8) he notices you and puts up his shield, which misses the rock. He's hit in the right arm and drops his shield.
RNG: 7 — You try to recall martial arts to beat up Virex in style. He starts to roll away, and you throw a punch to stop him. The mud your gun is in dries.
Virex:  6 — You wait, looking for a piece of metal. None comes, and you try to roll off. You recieve a punch and stop.
Flintus10: 2 — You struggle, but to no avail.
Dragnar: 8 — You try to be as graceful as humanly possible, trying several grabs on the spike. You notice kilakan sneaking up, and turn around as the rock flies putting up your weapon arm which you are holding the shield in (right). It hits you in the right arm, and is lodged. You drop the shield.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2010, 10:21:02 pm »

Back up a bit, reload the crossbow with a bolt, and shoot for one of Dragnar's knees.
You know, I had planned on just taking your shield, but now I think you shall die... slowly...
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2010, 10:39:40 pm »

Who needs crossbows? Everyone knows thrown sand can kill. I throw my shield at kilakan for Massive Damage!
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2010, 02:43:46 am »

I throw my shield at kilakan for Massive Damage!
You're not attacking his weak point?

Yell "Incomming!" while slamming into Virex, breaking him like a intelligence room door.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2010, 02:46:40 am by RandomNumberGenerator »
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2010, 06:45:40 am »

Hmmm...Sturggle and attempt to flail wildly.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2010, 11:42:07 am »

I throw my shield at kilakan for Massive Damage!
You're not attacking his weak point?
Unfortunately he is not a boss, and so does not have one.(besides, I'll be lucky just to hit him)
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2010, 06:24:19 pm »

(you made me do this)

With a fury only matched by my general RAEG at the world, I trust my Katara into RNG's 'weak spot' (You know what I mean ;))
« Last Edit: January 23, 2010, 06:26:45 pm by Virex »
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kilakan

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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2010, 01:38:28 pm »

duuude that is cruel beyond belief.  How exactly are you planning on throwing the shield very well with a wounded right arm?  Oh well we shall see.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2010, 07:03:44 pm »

Waiting list please.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #28 on: January 28, 2010, 07:21:24 pm »

dunno, but this may be dead already.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2010, 11:03:09 pm »

Oh, this is still on the first page? It isn't dead, just in a coma. Really sorry.
Kilakan: 10 — you spend the whole time searching for the PERFECT rock. You are so distracted that you don't notice dragnar throwing his shield and get hit in the stomach with the spiky side of dragnar's shield
Dragnar: 5 — you throw your shield, and kilakan is hit in the stomach by the spiky side. Critical hit!
RNG: 3 — you jump, but miss and land on his arm.
Flintus10: 8 — you struggle, and break out of your prison with such bravado that you hit a tree. You are disoriented.
Virex: 10 — you try to find the exact spot that would make RNG hurt most, and RNG has time to land on your arm.
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