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Author Topic: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition  (Read 8594 times)

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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2010, 01:29:47 am »

Hmm... I'm tempted to say "minigun ammunition", but the mud might be a problem.

Summon the K.G.B. Then attack Virex with them.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2010, 08:56:10 am »

Oh, by the way, I won't have a dodge roll every time someone attacks. I'll just compare the primary rolls of both players.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2010, 09:09:53 am »

Summon a metal pipe and push it through the sheet metal turning it intoa  very crude battle umbrealla!
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2010, 10:58:16 am »

While the shield is still stuck to Kilakan's side I run up and stomp on the smooth side.

I summon a gauntlet.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2010, 11:22:01 am »

hummm what could save me know........ humm............ ah!
I shall summon another spiked shield, with spiky sides pointing outwards from the other spiky sheild, with them attached back to back, making a spiky ball, then attempt to shoot Dragnar, from behind both shields.
If I'm gonna be impaled, you will be too.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2010, 04:43:22 pm »

Let's try something... strange

I summon Kilakan!
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2010, 08:07:08 pm »

that's not gonna end  well......
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2010, 09:30:36 pm »

RNG: 1 — you summon the killer gopher battalion, newly formed. They decide to kill you, but luckily only manage to cripple you below the knees. If only you asked for a wheelchair.
Flintus10: 3 — You do so successfully. It's a REALLY crude umbrella, and the pipe is rusty and cuts your palm. Ow.
Dragnar: 10 — You kick kilakan, but he manages to dodge and you fall on the floor (you kicked really hard). Also, your gauntlet is GODLY. You'd hand catches fire as it appears on it.
kilakan: 8 — you dodge dragnar's kick, and then summon a spiked shield. It's made of a much better metal. So much better that it bends less in heat, causing it to seperate in the sun and land on your foot. You are then whisked away to virex, and the shock makes you drop your crossbow.
Virex: 5 — you summon virex. This makes him drop his crossbow.
2 more turns to new summon this time
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #38 on: February 03, 2010, 12:33:27 am »

Must... resist... lame action...

Never mind. Falcon Punch! Preferably punch a foe, but no matter what, punch something.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #39 on: February 03, 2010, 01:06:11 am »

I squash puny adversaries!
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #40 on: February 03, 2010, 05:55:27 am »

Charge with my new weapon placed in a position that covers my whole body and beat the heck out of whoever is closest.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #41 on: February 03, 2010, 05:04:45 pm »

Grab crossbow, shoot Virex's neck out with a bolt.
« Last Edit: February 03, 2010, 06:57:15 pm by kilakan »
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #42 on: February 03, 2010, 06:42:28 pm »

Wack Killakan in the back of his skull with my Katara. Then kindly ask him to hand the crossbow over
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2010, 02:28:10 am »

Following.

EDIT: Now that I've had time to peruse this, I'd like to go on the waiting list with a pick as my item.
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Re: Roll to dodge — conjure and murder edition
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2010, 03:50:46 pm »

haha, a guitar pick.
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