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[kilakan]

yay, double team!

[100killer9]

dragnar: 3 — You charge up a falcon punch, but trip while running out of the woods, messing up your charge.
kilakan: 10 — You attempt to grab His katara. You climb up the tallest tree in sight, and make a huge leap out of it in an attempt to reach heaven to take God's katara. You fall and break most bones of your body, and you are unconcious too.
RNG: 2 — You combust, but not spontaneously or like a pheonix. Your shoulder is on fire, but nothing else.
Virex: 3 — You wait for kilakan to grab your katara. He instead climbs a tree and jumps. You stand and watch. You thought he should have gone limp, because then you would have caught him thinking he was a dummy because hey — free dummy.
Flintus: 7 — You roll to the forest with great speed, but get stuck in some trees with great inertia and slam against the wall of your cage, with great force. You are in great pain.
Summon away!

[RandomNumberGenerator]

Shoulder-Tackle!

Oh, wait, are my legs still useless?

Erm...

Automagically heal my wounds so I am in perfect fighting condition.

Summon the Sandvitch Edible Device and take a bite, restoring 300 nutritional points.

[Flintus10]

Overcome the pain and roll over kilikan's unconcious body.

Edit: I summon alot of spikes for later attatchment to my rolling thing.

[100killer9]

You can summon something, you know (except kilakan, on virtue of being unconcious)

[dragnar]

I summon Boots of Speed.

Find someone to punch.

[Cheddarius]

I summon someone to punch.
Find Boots of Speed.

Fixed that for ya.

[dragnar]

I summon someone to punch.
Find Boots of Speed.

Fixed that for ya.

...That works too!

[kilakan]

I summon a field hospital to treat my wounds, and poison/kill other people who try to use it. Then use said field hospital.

[Virex]

(this is sooooo going to get me killed)

I summon death and destruction!

And I punch someone, for good measure.

[100killer9]

I'm too bad at updating this. Believe it or not, I'm too lazy to open up a dice rolling website with any frequency. But I don't want to end on a total abandonment, sooo...
Virex: OVER 9000 — You summon the very essence of death and destruction itself. It hangs in the air for a moment, and everyone becomes confused. How does a relative concept (destruction) and a state of being (death) have an essence? But in confusion death and destruction revel, so the essence splits and enters all your bodies. It uses these to fire pure energy at the surrounding matter, vaporizing all. And then, the essence becomes instable from the five-way split, releasing multiple waves of infinite energy that destroy the universe several times.
Sorry. But you probably weren't expecting an update anyway, so it's better than nothing, right?

[Virex]

YES! I destroyed my first universe! Mom's going to be sooooo proud!