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Author Topic: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction  (Read 25599 times)

Karnewarrior

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« Reply #120 on: June 16, 2010, 07:03:34 pm »



It was a cold black aprill night, and Veesteer ind Wroker drone were wishing for many lurves. But no-one knew2 wher to get lurves, bnut Jackbunny anf he was not talkinng. He had locke D himself in basement with caer door, whom he had fallen in lurve with many moons ago. The VAMIRE came from shadowe, andf VeestEer and Workewr drone found many lo9ves with vampire man and womens and werewolves and all the mans across the world were happys and they sparkeled when walking in sun, so the human rase became nocturnal and becaame VAMIREs and werre :)

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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #121 on: June 17, 2010, 07:40:12 am »

Oh god Karne.

Still better than My Immortal, though.
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #122 on: June 17, 2010, 02:51:07 pm »

It's simple: Write way faster than your used to and don't check your writing. I have a tendancy to whack the spacebar a little much, and will occasionally hit caps lock rapidly when going for A.
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #123 on: June 18, 2010, 02:51:37 am »

It was very hard for me, since hitting backspace for me is pretty much instinct.
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I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #124 on: June 18, 2010, 10:44:03 pm »

Hit backspace, but don't replace the letters you delete.
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #125 on: June 19, 2010, 05:59:22 am »

ut thats hrd to!
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #126 on: June 19, 2010, 06:44:56 am »

This forum managed to perfect my typing and grammar to the extent that I actually find it nigh impossible to type any way other than the way I do.

Of course, typing that means I made about a billion mistakes in that post that I never usually would have made, just to make me feel dumb.
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #127 on: June 19, 2010, 06:48:02 am »

Most of the English-speakers where I come from are absolutely anal about grammar.

AND WHY DOES ONLY JACKBUNNY KNOW WHERE TO GET LURVES?!
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #128 on: June 19, 2010, 07:00:32 am »

What, seriously? You don't know?

And what's all this crap about not telling anyone? They're at the back of the cupboard, behind the chicken stock.
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #129 on: June 19, 2010, 08:17:59 am »

So THAT'S where they were!
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #130 on: June 19, 2010, 09:26:00 am »

We should probably go out and get some fresh lurve, since Jackbunny accidentally fell in all the lurve we had when he was downstairs.
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #131 on: June 19, 2010, 09:42:00 am »

Penguins never get any lurves.
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« Reply #132 on: June 19, 2010, 10:16:15 am »

Neither do creepy crazy avatar people :(



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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #133 on: June 19, 2010, 12:44:59 pm »

AND WHY DOES ONLY JACKBUNNY KNOW WHERE TO GET LURVES?!
Obviously, the secret to love is a car door.
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Re: Intentionally crappy forum romance fiction
« Reply #134 on: June 23, 2010, 09:06:21 am »

We're talking about lurve, not love.
Jeez, Karne, try to stay on topic...
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.
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