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[Taco Dan]

I never wanted to fuck with Janet, but now I'm never even thinking about it.

[ein]

Spoiler: Short snippet that can be used whenever as a character introduction: (click to show/hide)

The New Guy

Well, today was my first day at the new school. It was pretty interesting. There are some really interesting people here. And some interesting classes. There was this one class, Room 121 it's called. Dedicated entirely to developing social skills. Social skills. Social. Fucking. Skills. Really, that's pretty crazy.

Anyway, I got grouped with this guy called Jackrabbit. He seems to be picked on a lot, but this other guy, WorkerDrone, if that's even his real name, helps him out a lot. Workerdrone is not the kind of guy you want to mess with.

My favourite class was the one known as Dwarven Science. Too bad it's mostly steam and gears and such. I prefer circuits. Thankfully, I was able to sneak in some of my normal work. Managed to finish soldering the capacitor for my particle cannon.

Lunch was fairly uneventful. Those guys I mentioned earlier, with the rest of their friends seem to have a table in the back. It's got a short leg. They seem like cool people. I took an empty table somewhere nearby and continued working on my particle cannon. This girl approached me and asked what I was doing. I started to explain, but she obviously didn't care. Just walked away while I was in the middle of explaining how the particle cannon shoots out beams of argon.

My last class is pretty small. There's only 12 people. It's dedicated to mythology. Right now, we're studying out of this giant textbook labeled 4chan. And people say Greek mythology is full of sexual content... One of the guys there was sitting at the short-legged table during lunch. His name is Cthulhu. He seems cool, if a little... tentacly. There was also this girl in the class who kept taking glances at me. Couldn't quite pin the intent.

[Cheddarius]

[irrelephant]

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I'm the muscular black boxer?

Sweet.

[Taco Dan]

I made one, It could maybe be the actual start to the actual story.

Spoiler: Story#1 (click to show/hide)

It was always the same; I sat in my corner and ate my lunch, then listened to everyone else’s conversations and chimed in with a few tired jokes, and somehow I was happy with that.
Yesterday was different, I usually keep to myself, but I can’t stand by and watch people get hurt. It was P.E. (Physical Education), second period of the day; I usually sit out most of the time because of my… unusual build. The period was just about over, when I noticed a group of people who weren’t supposed to be there. Whatever, I thought, it’s not my problem, somebody’ll kick them out eventually. Then I noticed them heading towards Cthulu, picking him up, and bringing him to the climbing ropes. I didn’t know what they were planning to do, but I needed to do something before it happened, I looked around for Aqizzar, he seemed to be preoccupied, and if I went and got anyone else, I’d be too late. I hurried over to the group and drew their attention, I wasn’t the strongest, but I could definitely withstand some punishment, a thick shell can do that.
“Hey, that’s not very nice!” I shouted, “What’d he do to you guys?”
They dropped Cthulu violently and turned to face me, one of them stepped forward, “Coming to the rescue? We got some things planned for you little tentacle friend, so back off!” He shoved me, I didn’t move, he looked surprised. He took a swing at me, I didn’t even flinch. This was always my strategy if it ever came to blows, stand my ground, don’t move a muscle, sure I got more bruises that way, but if a teacher comes to break it up, I don’t get punished.
My strategy changed when he missed and hit my hat, it fell off and flew onto the ground, and then it got stepped on. I’ll tell you one thing, nobody fucks with my hat. My eyes narrowed, and he suddenly thought he could tease me about this.
“Aw, did I hurt your precious little hat? I’m sure we cou-” He wasn’t able to finish because I punched him in the gut, knocking the wind out of him and toppling him over, his head hit the hard floor of the gymnasium, and he stopped moving, he was out cold. The rest of the crew suddenly came to the realization that it was probably a bad idea to make me angry, and quickly fled the scene.
I helped Cthulu up and dusted off my hat, luckily it wasn’t too badly damaged and it didn’t need to be replaced. They haven’t bothered anyone that I know of since, though if they do I know just what to do.

The reason I say that this could be the start is because WD said he didn't want his expanded on, ein said he didn'r make a full story, and Cheddarius didn't really make his according to the original plan. So please expand on this story, thank you.

[Heron TSG]

I'll go off of Taco Dan's. It's close enough to an intro.

Spoiler: Story#2 (click to show/hide)

     The door slammed into the wall, shattering the glass window into a million pieces. I wasn't used to slamming doors, but it had to be done. This one had simply refused to open when I stared at it. I brushed the broken glass aside with my flipper, slowly making my way towards the cafeteria. Today was the first day of school for me in this new town. The locals seemed friendly enough, but grand entrances are required no matter the death toll.
     After much wandering, I found my first class; Underwater Basket-Weaving. Having lived in the arctic ocean all my life, I took quickly to the task of weaving baskets, although the lack of thumbs made threading the wicker difficult. As I was finishing my last basket of the day, a tentacled monstrosity came up to my workpool and asked to borrow my soldering gun. I told him that there was no need for soldering when weaving baskets, but he didn't seem to notice. Weirdo.
     Today was interesting, but tomorrow I may make it in time for all of my classes, and have many grand misadventures. For now, I wait.

Not very long, but at least I made my intro.

[Gunner-Chan]

Companion story to Workerdrone's. Once again stand alone.

Spoiler: Room 121: a strange meeting. (click to show/hide)

High school... Overall boring, I never expected much to get out of it. But on that day...

April 13th
The gym was always empty between classes, I'd hang out here alone. No one ever noticed me, I'd kept low for pretty much all my time here. No one could ever pin a name on me, I liked that. No one could really track me down or say anything about me. Today though, I heard some banging outside. Must be bullies again torturing that stupid rabbit. So why not take a look I thought, might be funny.

Something was odd though... That rabbit was fine, and one of the lockers was smashed in. And... Who was that standing by Jack? Tall... Interesting... Dangerous? I had never seen him till now... But before I could react they were off, class must be starting soon... But first I decided I'd follow this person... I wanna see who they are...

I followed him carefully into the bathroom, he seemed unaware. I realized though... We was gonna turn around when he was done, so I snuck over to the side of the last stall and crawled under the divider. I stayed until... I heard his voice... I cant even remember what he said, but it was angelic... I needed this man... First though... Class.

I seemed to have caught up fast enough to follow him in not like he'd find this odd. I doubt he ever saw me before, but this was a chance already! I dove into the seat behind him, anything to just have an excuse to look at him. The professor droned on and on and on, but fuck him. He's boring, I had other priority's right now than to listen to this science crap. Really I just had to wait till some idiot got himself hurt, class always ended that way.

After the inevitable happened, everyone got out in a hurry, like always. Off to room 121, the class I usually skip. I thought this would be the best opprotinity though, so it was time to get to class for once. I always seemed to be able to blend in a crowd, he didn't notice me follow him in.

I really didn't know what I was supposed to be doing, I saw my classmates taking seats. Seemed everyone was pairing off, and that Rabbit... Stole MY seat! I already didn't like this asshole. I did the only thing I could do, I took him by his silly ears and threw him off towards the window... I missed. He landed near that Duke guy, shame... I was hoping he got sliced up by the window.

I took my seat in front of him, I didn't know what to say... So I just sat. Losing myself in his eyes. He talked and talked... And then just gave me an odd look. I didn't care... I just wanted to look at him, talking could come later... Sadly class had to end... Lunch? I guess. I had my own food, I didn't need the crap they served here. But... Why not? I should see what he's doing.

From the door I could see him... Arm wrestling with some green chinned guy? No chances there, I should wait till after lunch. I heard someone walking up to me... Dammit. Only one other person in this school skips lunch besides me...

"JJJAANNEE-"

I turned around and grabbed him, slamming him to the ground. Yes, It was Armok. That Moron that always Follows me around when I can't beat him into the floor.

"Stop FOLLOWING me asshole! I have things to do!" I hissed at him. "What have I said about you?"

"Uhh... You don't like me?" He choked out, I seemed to be holding him by his throat I realized. "Well I don't. And now I'm gonna do something about it." I replyed.

I pounded his face into the floor, first with my fists but when he stopped screaming I switched to stomping on his head. When he quit moving I dragged him over to the Janitors closet and tossed him in, out of my hair now. Ill come back and finish the job before going home. Class was about to start again, And I had to catch up with him.

I walked class to class, following him around. If I could I took a seat behind him, if not, somewhere I could see him. He seemed nervous, like if he was into me. His hand raised, he was going to the bathroom. So was I... This was perfect, somewhere I could be alone with him... I had to do it, I'd make him mine.

I trailed him to the mens room, I could barely hold back my excitement. My heart beat in my chest like an engine, I could hear my own breath, pouring out of me in anticipation. I was drunk with the sensation, I was addicted to him. I entered after him, I could smell his intoxicating scent. It was time... I smashed open a stall. Not here... I could feel him, where was he? I smashed open another, I could feel the excitement rising! Where was he he's not here! The next one... And the next... One more he was here... I could taste him on my lips, I leaned against the door, I could hear myself panting like a fool. This might not be time yet... But why not introduce yourself then I asked Janet? And of course I agreed. I know what's best for me.

"... Hiii~" I breathed out. This was enough for now, he knew my voice and my face. Now he was mine. I'd meet him again later. As I left I thought I heard a door slam... Hmm... He must of been eager to meet me.

April 14th

I decided I'd spend the day skipping classes... Instead I'd follow around my future lover and take pictures of him. I got so many I didn't know what to do with them... I also found out this angel had a name. Workerdrone... I even got to just loose myself in his eyes again today...

Just saying his name makes my heart ache...

April 15th

No school today, I spent my time arranging him all over my room. I got some questions from the photo guy, but who argues with a blade to their neck? Well he did but that's a different story, Ill deal with that when the time comes if I need to. Now my room is as close to heaven as you can get...

Now to find a way to bring heaven here...

April 16th
You know what a green chin is? A pussy that's what. A little confrontation plus a flash of a blade and he fucks right off. They don't make them like they used to. I didn't get much of a chance to meet him today... Tomorrow's the day... It has to be. I'm doing this, and then he'll be mine.


April 17th

That rabbit knew him very well, it was time to get some information... Right as Gym started I cornered him and squeezed him for information.

"I need you to tell me about Workerdrone." I told him in an urgent voice, and it was Urgent. "What? Wait how do you eve-" He TRIED to say, people quiet down quickly when you hook them in the gut. "SHUT. UP. And tell me all you know about him! Now!" I screetched at him, I could see fear in his eyes welling up, but he kept that stupid grin on his face, he was mocking me now wasn't he? I noticed Workerdrone had started heading this way... Time to make this quick..

"You say anything to him and Ill cut you to pieces little rabbit." I said as I pushed him to the floor, and left class early. Social studys was coming up, I was gonna do something about it today. I needed to compose myself for this.

The rabbit was in MY seat again, and I tossed him in his rightful place so I could take mine. And there he was... Time for my favorite part of the day... I went to my usual job, and stared into his eyes, I just can't get over them. Every time I look it's as if I am taking a swim in the most wonderful pool in the world, the feeling just washes over me and nothing else matters. Suddenly, he took out a pencil and a pad. He's taking notes?! What?! I'm what's important here! Not those stupid notes! I had to show him, I took his pencil and twirled it around a bit teasingly, when it looked like he wanted it back, I snapped it and flashed him a smile. He stood up, it looked like he had something to say to me...

"You know what, fuck off, you creep."

I sat shocked for a bit... Feeling tears gather in my eyes. He doesn't love me? He doesn't see how I feel about him? It was too much, I couldn't take it. I shot up and barged out of the room, unable to contain myself. I ran and hid myself in the storage room, no NO! He didn't mean that! He wanted me like I wanted him! I just needed to show him! After what felt like hours I decided it was time to meet him again, and show him how he made me feel...

I took my razor, if tough love is all he knows ill have to show it back in kind... It was late, the school was empty... I could feel him though. I got glimpses of him as I followed, he kept trying to look behind him, but I didn't let him see me. Again I could feel and hear my breath growing heavy, and a laughed a little at this situation. I was gonna make him mine today, even if I had to rough him up again. I'd never been so happy...

He ducked into the restroom again. Same old game? No... This was different... This time I would accomplish something. I walked slowly among the stalls, kicking them open as I passed, I knew where he was. I just needed him to know how fucking serious I was, I smelt him again... I moved to his stall, breathing and panting even heavier than last time. The hunter had found her prey and now it was time to strike. I leaned on the door, scraping my razor against the metal on the hinges.

"... Hiii~"

I pushed the door open.

[userpay]

I might throw my hat into this, not sure what I'd be though. Some Ninja guy that occationally pops up with quips?

[WorkerDrone]

Companion story to Workerdrone's. Once again stand alone.

Spoiler: Room 121: a strange meeting. (click to show/hide)

High school... Overall boring, I never expected much to get out of it. But on that day...

April 13th
The gym was always empty between classes, I'd hang out here alone. No one ever noticed me, I'd kept low for pretty much all my time here. No one could ever pin a name on me, I liked that. No one could really track me down or say anything about me. Today though, I heard some banging outside. Must be bullies again torturing that stupid rabbit. So why not take a look I thought, might be funny.

Something was odd though... That rabbit was fine, and one of the lockers was smashed in. And... Who was that standing by Jack? Tall... Interesting... Dangerous? I had never seen him till now... But before I could react they were off, class must be starting soon... But first I decided I'd follow this person... I wanna see who they are...

I followed him carefully into the bathroom, he seemed unaware. I realized though... We was gonna turn around when he was done, so I snuck over to the side of the last stall and crawled under the divider. I stayed until... I heard his voice... I cant even remember what he said, but it was angelic... I needed this man... First though... Class.

I seemed to have caught up fast enough to follow him in not like he'd find this odd. I doubt he ever saw me before, but this was a chance already! I dove into the seat behind him, anything to just have an excuse to look at him. The professor droned on and on and on, but fuck him. He's boring, I had other priority's right now than to listen to this science crap. Really I just had to wait till some idiot got himself hurt, class always ended that way.

After the inevitable happened, everyone got out in a hurry, like always. Off to room 121, the class I usually skip. I thought this would be the best opprotinity though, so it was time to get to class for once. I always seemed to be able to blend in a crowd, he didn't notice me follow him in.

I really didn't know what I was supposed to be doing, I saw my classmates taking seats. Seemed everyone was pairing off, and that Rabbit... Stole MY seat! I already didn't like this asshole. I did the only thing I could do, I took him by his silly ears and threw him off towards the window... I missed. He landed near that Duke guy, shame... I was hoping he got sliced up by the window.

I took my seat in front of him, I didn't know what to say... So I just sat. Losing myself in his eyes. He talked and talked... And then just gave me an odd look. I didn't care... I just wanted to look at him, talking could come later... Sadly class had to end... Lunch? I guess. I had my own food, I didn't need the crap they served here. But... Why not? I should see what he's doing.

From the door I could see him... Arm wrestling with some green chinned guy? No chances there, I should wait till after lunch. I heard someone walking up to me... Dammit. Only one other person in this school skips lunch besides me...

"JJJAANNEE-"

I turned around and grabbed him, slamming him to the ground. Yes, It was Armok. That Moron that always Follows me around when I can't beat him into the floor.

"Stop FOLLOWING me asshole! I have things to do!" I hissed at him. "What have I said about you?"

"Uhh... You don't like me?" He choked out, I seemed to be holding him by his throat I realized. "Well I don't. And now I'm gonna do something about it." I replyed.

I pounded his face into the floor, first with my fists but when he stopped screaming I switched to stomping on his head. When he quit moving I dragged him over to the Janitors closet and tossed him in, out of my hair now. Ill come back and finish the job before going home. Class was about to start again, And I had to catch up with him.

I walked class to class, following him around. If I could I took a seat behind him, if not, somewhere I could see him. He seemed nervous, like if he was into me. His hand raised, he was going to the bathroom. So was I... This was perfect, somewhere I could be alone with him... I had to do it, I'd make him mine.

I trailed him to the mens room, I could barely hold back my excitement. My heart beat in my chest like an engine, I could hear my own breath, pouring out of me in anticipation. I was drunk with the sensation, I was addicted to him. I entered after him, I could smell his intoxicating scent. It was time... I smashed open a stall. Not here... I could feel him, where was he? I smashed open another, I could feel the excitement rising! Where was he he's not here! The next one... And the next... One more he was here... I could taste him on my lips, I leaned against the door, I could hear myself panting like a fool. This might not be time yet... But why not introduce yourself then I asked Janet? And of course I agreed. I know what's best for me.

"... Hiii~" I breathed out. This was enough for now, he knew my voice and my face. Now he was mine. I'd meet him again later. As I left I thought I heard a door slam... Hmm... He must of been eager to meet me.

April 14th

I decided I'd spend the day skipping classes... Instead I'd follow around my future lover and take pictures of him. I got so many I didn't know what to do with them... I also found out this angel had a name. Workerdrone... I even got to just loose myself in his eyes again today...

Just saying his name makes my heart ache...

April 15th

No school today, I spent my time arranging him all over my room. I got some questions from the photo guy, but who argues with a blade to their neck? Well he did but that's a different story, Ill deal with that when the time comes if I need to. Now my room is as close to heaven as you can get...

Now to find a way to bring heaven here...

April 16th
You know what a green chin is? A pussy that's what. A little confrontation plus a flash of a blade and he fucks right off. They don't make them like they used to. I didn't get much of a chance to meet him today... Tomorrow's the day... It has to be. I'm doing this, and then he'll be mine.


April 17th

That rabbit knew him very well, it was time to get some information... Right as Gym started I cornered him and squeezed him for information.

"I need you to tell me about Workerdrone." I told him in an urgent voice, and it was Urgent. "What? Wait how do you eve-" He TRIED to say, people quiet down quickly when you hook them in the gut. "SHUT. UP. And tell me all you know about him! Now!" I screetched at him, I could see fear in his eyes welling up, but he kept that stupid grin on his face, he was mocking me now wasn't he? I noticed Workerdrone had started heading this way... Time to make this quick..

"You say anything to him and Ill cut you to pieces little rabbit." I said as I pushed him to the floor, and left class early. Social studys was coming up, I was gonna do something about it today. I needed to compose myself for this.

The rabbit was in MY seat again, and I tossed him in his rightful place so I could take mine. And there he was... Time for my favorite part of the day... I went to my usual job, and stared into his eyes, I just can't get over them. Every time I look it's as if I am taking a swim in the most wonderful pool in the world, the feeling just washes over me and nothing else matters. Suddenly, he took out a pencil and a pad. He's taking notes?! What?! I'm what's important here! Not those stupid notes! I had to show him, I took his pencil and twirled it around a bit teasingly, when it looked like he wanted it back, I snapped it and flashed him a smile. He stood up, it looked like he had something to say to me...

"You know what, fuck off, you creep."

I sat shocked for a bit... Feeling tears gather in my eyes. He doesn't love me? He doesn't see how I feel about him? It was too much, I couldn't take it. I shot up and barged out of the room, unable to contain myself. I ran and hid myself in the storage room, no NO! He didn't mean that! He wanted me like I wanted him! I just needed to show him! After what felt like hours I decided it was time to meet him again, and show him how he made me feel...

I took my razor, if tough love is all he knows ill have to show it back in kind... It was late, the school was empty... I could feel him though. I got glimpses of him as I followed, he kept trying to look behind him, but I didn't let him see me. Again I could feel and hear my breath growing heavy, and a laughed a little at this situation. I was gonna make him mine today, even if I had to rough him up again. I'd never been so happy...

He ducked into the restroom again. Same old game? No... This was different... This time I would accomplish something. I walked slowly among the stalls, kicking them open as I passed, I knew where he was. I just needed him to know how fucking serious I was, I smelt him again... I moved to his stall, breathing and panting even heavier than last time. The hunter had found her prey and now it was time to strike. I leaned on the door, scraping my razor against the metal on the hinges.

"... Hiii~"

I pushed the door open.

Oh god, how you haunt my dreams so.

[Duke 2.0]

 I'll just say you achieved the intended effect, that being creeping the heck out of the audience.

 Also, I'm just here to lob various explosives into the foundations of the thread, as to make sure no crap like this is pulled again.

[Taco Dan]

I'll just say you achieved the intended effect, that being creeping the heck out of the audience.

 Also, I'm just here to lob various explosives into the foundations of the thread, as to make sure no crap like this is pulled again.

We have guards securing the perimeter as we speak, you can't destroy this thread, WE WON'T LET YOU!

[ein]

I'll just say you achieved the intended effect, that being creeping the heck out of the audience.

 Also, I'm just here to lob various explosives into the foundations of the thread, as to make sure no crap like this is pulled again.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It was lunchtime again. Jackrabbit asked, "Hey, where's that new guy? You know, the one who always skips lunch to work on his inventions. Or something." He seemed to be the only one who cared. Aqizzar shrugged, but otherwise, nobody paid attention to the question.

Suddenly, ein, covered in mud, literally waltzed into the cafeteria, holding some weird packages that looked not unlike bombs. He jumped atop a table and yelled out, "Fear not, brave students of this here institute of learning. A mysterious saboteur had planted bombs on the foundation of this building. But I have foiled his intricate plan and disarmed the devices of destruction. I hold in my hand what is left of the bombs. A disabled shell of C4 and circuitry. Good day!" And with that, he sat down at his table and continued to solder stuff.

[Cheddarius]

Only one other person in this school skips lunch besides me...

You know, the one who always skips lunch to work on his inventions

NON-CANONICAL
OSHI-

[ein]

Only one other person in this school skips lunch besides me...

You know, the one who always skips lunch to work on his inventions

NON-CANONICAL
OSHI-

Skips lunch as in doesn't eat.
I've clearly made it clear that I sit at a table in the cafeteria.

edit: Oh yeah, and it's also possible that my entrance comes after the events of Janet/WD's stories.
After all, I did say that my introduction could happen whenever.

[Jackrabbit]

You see yourself as a guardian figure towards me Drone, you can't hide it anymore.