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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #135 on: November 23, 2011, 11:12:32 pm »

Am I the only one who thinks we really need a thread to store signature text? Isn't General Discussion for, I don't know... discussion? This just seems really silly and content-free. If you need to host a bunch of text or links somewhere, can't you find another place? Or just not have gigantic signatures?
While the thread itself has very little discussion it links to pretty interesting discussion content. I would know a lot less about the Bay12 forums if this thread didn't exist. It's like a nexus of all the faces of the forums, with links reaching from the top all the way down here.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #136 on: November 24, 2011, 12:07:33 am »

This thread does have content. It does host discussions. Look, you just started one.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #137 on: November 26, 2011, 01:27:21 pm »

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C'est ne pas. You found (in your eyes) potential scum. You are also much more experienced, so hunting is easier for you than others.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #138 on: November 26, 2011, 03:16:38 pm »

All those mafiaRAGE quotes make me a sad panda.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #139 on: November 28, 2011, 07:34:52 pm »

Am I the only one who thinks we really need a thread to store signature text? Isn't General Discussion for, I don't know... discussion? This just seems really silly and content-free. If you need to host a bunch of text or links somewhere, can't you find another place? Or just not have gigantic signatures?

I just re-read this post and realized that missing one word from the first sentence makes it hilariously contradictory. Sigging it now, for great justice.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #140 on: November 28, 2011, 08:37:39 pm »

hahaha god dammit.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #141 on: November 29, 2011, 08:54:44 am »

Damnit, I was waiting to see how long it would take you to figure that out on your own :P

Also, does anyone even click the links leading to this place? The point of a signature is that it's a little snippet or an image that follows your post, this is like signing your name with a reference address where your name can be obtained.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #142 on: November 29, 2011, 05:59:09 pm »

Damnit, I was waiting to see how long it would take you to figure that out on your own :P

Also, does anyone even click the links leading to this place? The point of a signature is that it's a little snippet or an image that follows your post, this is like signing your name with a reference address where your name can be obtained.

No, this is a simple and elegant solution to a problem (limited space in signatures for such an epic community) that has been implemented across the interwebs.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #143 on: November 29, 2011, 06:37:16 pm »

Plus we get to make creepy shrines to people.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #144 on: November 29, 2011, 07:41:28 pm »

Plus we get to make creepy shrines to people.
bagsie the necro shrine!

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #145 on: November 29, 2011, 08:17:31 pm »

Plus we get to make creepy shrines to people.
bagsie the necro shrine!

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you aren't necro!
I'm not making a shrine to you!
only necro can do magma in massive red letters and have the desired effect, it is lost on all others.


GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Nonono, that was my shrine to him.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #146 on: November 30, 2011, 01:09:56 pm »

Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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HOW DO SIG =

First, you must travel up to the highest point of the Sigtower, it is there that you will meet the Sigmaster in his sacred shrine. He will demand that you brave three trials, each of which will test the overall quality of your very being. If you survive, you will then have to take his daughter's hand in marriage. The two of you will be required to bear a single child, and on that child's seventh birthday, you will offer him to the Sigmaster, so that he may be trained as the Sigmaster's successor, in order to ensure that this special ritual continues on for decades to come. Once you have done this, you will have earned the right to make a sig.

Or if you wanna be a cheater about it, you could just go onto Forum Profile under the MODIFY PROFILE tab, and paste it into the signature box.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #147 on: December 09, 2011, 04:52:11 pm »

It's kinda like the difference between reading books and comics, except that this book also punches you in the face while you read.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #149 on: December 17, 2011, 07:14:48 pm »

Texts I have accrued.

About myself, mostly.

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