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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #540 on: August 31, 2014, 06:39:07 am »

And every time Lolfail0009 objects to said sig war, this shall be there.

Don't do that.

DO NOT DO THAT.

DO NOT DECLARE A SIG WAR.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #541 on: August 31, 2014, 07:16:07 am »

I forgot I said that.

So what am I, the Sig Pacifist?

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #542 on: August 31, 2014, 08:32:06 am »

*Draws the Sig Sword*

Round two? Bloodier than last time, hopefully.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #543 on: August 31, 2014, 09:17:16 am »

Your sword seems to be without a hilt.

You cannot grasp the power of Sigs, for you cannot hold them.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #544 on: August 31, 2014, 01:35:31 pm »

You're a goblin named dwarf.

Your arguement is invalid.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #545 on: August 31, 2014, 02:02:17 pm »

As I said in the sad thread a while back, I tried putting this in my sig but it wouldn't fit:

One is for the Dwarf, for he is strong,
Two for the Goblin, so often wrong,
Three for man, whose hopes ne’er fall
And four for me, who is of all.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #546 on: August 31, 2014, 02:08:09 pm »

You're a goblin dwarf poet

your arguements are inactive
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #547 on: August 31, 2014, 02:17:40 pm »

You continually misspell argument.

Your argument is invalid.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #548 on: August 31, 2014, 02:20:12 pm »

Well bollocks
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #549 on: September 02, 2014, 09:52:10 pm »

Looks like the Penblessed was mightier than the Sig Sword.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #550 on: September 02, 2014, 09:59:59 pm »

* Tawarochir arrives on the sig war site, with all his wizard avatars and all the spellcaster DnD characters he's ever made

If you declare a sig war, every one of these people will cast their most potent spell on the perpetrator.

That includes a spell for excruciating pain, one for breaking bridges, a hit-all attack for massive damage, a couple Magic Missiles, Color Spray, NUKE, and a load of other stuff I can't be bothered to list.

In short, expect a very painful day if you continue with the war.

* Tawarochir prepares to cast
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #551 on: September 02, 2014, 10:11:27 pm »

BFEL activates the antimagic field around Tawarochir and throws rocks at him

Trololol :P
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #552 on: September 02, 2014, 10:45:26 pm »

* Tawarochir arrives on the sig war site, with all his wizard avatars and all the spellcaster DnD characters he's ever made

If you declare a sig war, every one of these people will cast their most potent spell on the perpetrator.

That includes a spell for excruciating pain, one for breaking bridges, a hit-all attack for massive damage, a couple Magic Missiles, Color Spray, NUKE, and a load of other stuff I can't be bothered to list.

In short, expect a very painful day if you continue with the war.

* Tawarochir prepares to cast

I summon Vegeta by telling him that your mages believe themselves to be stronger than him.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #553 on: September 02, 2014, 10:54:04 pm »

I think you're forgetting the power of the DM.

"Rocks fall, everyone dies"
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #554 on: September 02, 2014, 11:03:42 pm »

Except me because I was in an extradimensional plane of my own devising projecting a version of myself onto the world through my thoughts. And there were no rocks there to fall.
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