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SirAaronIII

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #75 on: April 07, 2011, 11:17:33 pm »

Words to live by:
This thread isn't really viable anymore.  I'd appreciate it if people would consult the forum guidelines.  I don't care what sort of nonsense you are confronted with -- if you can't be civil, the thread isn't going to make it.  On the other hand, I am mindful of people trying to shut discussions like this down, and if I become convinced that somebody is trolling as similar discussions continue throughout the forum, they'll be gone.

I'd also appreciate it if the popcorn people would refrain, forever, from making posts like that in any thread.  It further sours the atmosphere and makes moderating the forum more difficult.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #76 on: April 07, 2011, 11:20:54 pm »

In my opinion, a necro is for the good if you remain on topic.

It's better to have one necro'd thread instead of 50 threads for one topic.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #77 on: April 17, 2011, 03:17:33 am »

!~ BEHOLD! MINE SHRINE TO THE THINGS ACANTHUS HAS SAID OF WHICH I AM RELATED ~!



Reimu wants you to donate money to Acanthus's Shrine~~

I spent half a minute staring at ein's avatar.
I swear to god that thing creeps the fuck out of me.
...
CREEPY DOLL IS STARING INTO MY SOUL
CREEPY DOLL JUST INSULTED ME
@ein: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ROCKET POWERED TITS
THEY WILL DISTRACT ALL MEN AND LESBIANS AT MACH 5 SPEEDS
WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
...

Ein, that is some fucked up shit.

fuuuuck
Ein posted a picture in the happy thread.

This should be synonymous with "Roll for SAN loss, biatch!"
I'll do what Ein tells me to do because Ein's avatar is scarily hypnotic.
I know that if I give anything else, I'll be violated by a doll in my sleep.

>_> <_<

Spare me pl0x
Damn it, ein, you're worse than Alice.

*runs away*
...

Is that a bad thing?

OHGOD/DOLLS
Yes, I'd recommend being afraid.

SO VERY/AFRAID

Should I be flattered?
I... I have a shrine now.

Wow. That's really something.

Excuse me, I need to go think about... stuff.
Well I, for one, am relieved. We all knew ein was stalking one of us, ready to sacrifice her victim to an ancient god, and now only Acanthus need look over he's shoulder. I can go back to sleeping at night.

I DID THIS FOR YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS

I DIED FOR YOUR SINS

...

Ein, if I'm to have a shrine, give me a goddamn shrine maiden or something.

It's the least I deserve after being stalked by your dark servants from beyond the rim of time, space, logic and plain old common sense.
Oh god, you guys are awesome.

You always somehow manage to put a smile on my face.
Since Ein's going to haunt me for the rest of my days, can you still find it in your heart to put a 9mm in the back of my head?

PLEASE THE DOLLS ARE STARING AT ME
Unholy shrine is unholy.

Un/Holy
Never.

➅/➅

Now you're hanging her upside down?!

YOU MONSTER.
You know my feelings on that pagan abomination you call a signature.
IA IA
EIN FHTAGN

...

Is it just me or does that doll have a really big set of knockers?
Silicone, actually.

Why the hell would you need to give a barbie doll silicone boobs?

It's not like...

OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES NOOOOOOOAAACK
* Acanthus117 weeps for his poor, poor shattered sanity/innocence/humanity

weepy/eggman
Also, someone cheered me up today with... stuff. Really nice stuff. Mmm.
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO

why must you wound me sooooooooo
(disclaimer: I am not responsible for any souls stolen from looking closer at a doll's face).

Fffuuuuuuuuu-

Acanthus117 has become ein's mindless thrall.
If I remember correctly, some species of lizard actually have two penises.

10/10

Holy fuck on a stick.

Ein, you blew my mind so hard I think it exploded.

...

Waitaminute where did you find this out??

...

Whether I'd even want to know is a better question, isn't it?

Mind/Fuck
Acanthus = Two Penises
Two Penises = Lizard
Therefore, Acanthus = Lizard
Acanthus = Intelligent Being
Intelligent Being + Lizard = Argonian.
Therefore, Acanthus = Argonian.
Awesome.

6/10

Lord can you just kill me now?!?!

10/10
I AM NOT FUCKING A LIZARDMAN!!!
Oh you.

Stop mocking us neckbeardy FPS-addicts! ;-;

Your cruel cruel words cut deep into my soft, sensitive skin, ein. Have you no soul?!
Heliman you are my god and I think I will dedicate a shrine to you.

Ein's already got one. If I don't give her a monthly sacrifice of a dozen innocent souls, she'll turn me into a shoggoth.
Ein, you once more assume the role as an eldritch patron goddess, giving me knowledge fell and terrible. I salute thee, thou Hawaiian Elder Goddess of macabre knowledge and that which should not be known to mortal men. Without you, I would have never been able to access such terrifying new vistas of alien comprehension. You are truly a generous benefactor.

Ia! Ia! Ein! She with the Thousand Dolls!

* Acanthus117 cavorts and dances under a squamous, alien sky, gibbering terrible prayers in a tongue unspoken by sane men for unknown aeons.
Apparently, the cuttle in cuttlefish comes from a Norwegian word meaning testicle.
Testiclefish.

I was just eating some testicle cuttlefish chips right now, ein!

Bdsoivchsueoh
The Goddess speaks!

Do not fear, brothers. I shall try and divine the Great Mother's cryptic prophecies with the tome She has granted us.

...

Ȋ̖̣ͧ̒̚A̡̜̜͚̳͆̇̿̌͐͢ ͯ͌̆͛͌̾̍͗̚҉͏̥̲͞I̱̣̻̬̤ͣ̋͋͗̊ͨ̕A̢̯̗̐͑ͥ͠ͅ ̛̹͋̎͝E͚͓̱̰͇͔̰̗͍͒̾ͮ̒̃Ī̛͍̟ͯ͛ͯ̋͠Ṉ̶̦̹̬̲̙͙̖ͬ̋̅
̧̬̼͚ͯ̽̾
̨̼̙ͤͨ́S̭̟̠̳̺̹̲̖ͥ̀H̶̜̥̜̹̩̤͖͖̗̓̈́ͬͨ ̨̪͓͚̳͇̗̹̹͔̆ͬ͋̏ͭ̓͠W̨̡̩̭͛ͩ͛̏ͦ̋̎ͅI̛͔͖̯̝̬̭ͮ̾͒T̟̫͈̺̓͒ͨ͠ͅH̷̗̙̩̔ͭ̅̌́̇́ ̱̠̮̤͔̲ͩ͌ͩ̆̄̌T̓̇͑͛ͥ̒̍ͧ̇͏̞̤̫̱͇ͅH̢̨͎̦̙̖̲̾̀ͦ͂̎ͪ̀̋͒͡E̡͎͎̼̖̯̝̞̩̓͛̾ͣ̔͠ ̯̺̼̬̞̟̲̞̠̀̍̿̅ͦͣ̚͞͞T̨̘̎͗ͥ͌̑̋͛̑͡H̵̠͇̭̝̘̻̠̿̀Ỏ͓̰̦̼̭̣̟̎̅͛̽͆̾̑́́U͕͉̘̓ͤ̋ͮ͂̅́͡Sͬ͆ͭ̔̎ͬ̊͡͏̜̼̟̺̟̺A̵͈̰̣̦̳̘ͩ̅̕͢N̨͚̋ͯ̄ͯ͗͂̄͞D̡̝̭͖̱̬̯̝͙͕͌̇̌̇͌̑͜͡ ̸͎̖͍̼̭̉́D̸͈̫̙̦̺͖̖ͪͦ͛̊͟O̱̻̲͓̻̰͒ͭͮ̏̇ͤ̅ͤ͞L̳̍ͬͭ̀̊ͣ̋ͬ̾͜͠Ḷ̟͔̋ͮͥͪ̒ͤṠ̛̯̱͈ͣ̇͢
͕̰͕͇͎͋ͫ͛̀
̛̖̥͖̦̞̻̥̒̾̄̽̊̽̚͘͡ͅS̷̴̳ͧ̔̀͜H̜̗̳̟̹̟̦̲́̌ͪ͂͘͢Ĕ͔͈̳̼̞̉͌̈́͒͆ͣ̐̉͞͠ ̭̻̆͘Cͤ̃͟͏͉O̢̱͕̩͙ͤͥ̔Mͩ͐́҉̭̲͍ͅȄ̛͕͔̩̻̳͌͆͑̽͟ͅS̯̪͖͖̄̎́ͧ̂͂̅̎

11/1 for sad!Reimu.
*clicks*
OHMYGOD
IT"S NOT YOUR EYES
IT"S YOUR ELDRITCH DEMIPLANE FROM WHICH YOU SPAWN YOUR COLLECTIVE EIN-SPAWNS
AND THE PICTURE IS THE PORTAL
ASfksdhfkld
I already own it anyway.
No Ein, you own his heart. In a jar.
It's true. She stole my heart, but not in a romantic fashion. No, she came in the night, with a knife, two rubber ducks, a crate of pencils and several metric tons of Nutella.
the dolls

they return

I missed them in the same way when one would miss a screaming eldritch abomination waking you up at 2:00 in the morning just so s/he can forcibly shove twelve bottles of Tabasco sauce up your nostrils.

That is to say, not very much.
*squints*

Oh sweet mother of fuck what is that avatar

...

At least you show dedication to your craft.

But honestly, I think dolls are creepy.

*squints, then closes spoiler slowly*

Agh, the eyeless face thing was...

* Acanthus117 claws own eyes out, letting out a high-pitched squeal of horror.
*clicks the spoiler*

Fuck you ein.

fuck you with a rubber duck
* ein distributes hugs to eggman
* Acanthus117 is hugged. He is never seen again.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #78 on: April 17, 2011, 03:19:29 am »

Should I be flattered?
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #79 on: April 17, 2011, 03:20:40 am »

Should I be flattered?
No, you should be afraid.

VERY, VERY AFRAID.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #80 on: April 17, 2011, 03:21:07 am »

Should I be flattered?
They are all about YOUUUUUU~~~
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #81 on: April 17, 2011, 03:22:27 am »

I... I have a shrine now.

Wow. That's really something.

Excuse me, I need to go think about... stuff.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #82 on: April 17, 2011, 03:23:40 am »

...
i need to do that to adwarf or someone.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #83 on: April 17, 2011, 03:24:40 am »

I wish I could have one of Realmfighter.
But it would break the post character limit. :b

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #84 on: April 17, 2011, 03:25:55 am »

Nothing about me?
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #85 on: April 17, 2011, 03:30:59 am »

YouxRealmfighter.
I have no business in your affairs.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #86 on: April 17, 2011, 03:34:39 am »

Well I, for one, am relieved. We all knew ein was stalking one of us, ready to sacrifice her victim to an ancient god, and now only Acanthus need look over he's shoulder. I can go back to sleeping at night.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #87 on: April 17, 2011, 03:35:52 am »

your avatar...

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #88 on: April 17, 2011, 03:37:07 am »

Well I, for one, am relieved. We all knew ein was stalking one of us, ready to sacrifice her victim to an ancient god, and now only Acanthus need look over he's shoulder. I can go back to sleeping at night.

I DID THIS FOR YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS

I DIED FOR YOUR SINS

...

Ein, if I'm to have a shrine, give me a goddamn shrine maiden or something.

It's the least I deserve after being stalked by your dark servants from beyond the rim of time, space, logic and plain old common sense.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #89 on: April 17, 2011, 03:38:24 am »

your avatar...

 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Mine? I thought everybody had seen it by now.
Ein, if I'm to have a shrine, give me a goddamn shrine maiden or something.
I can do that! I've got arm pits and everything!
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