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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #465 on: May 16, 2014, 05:04:51 pm »

((Well, at least you're not stuck in the dimension of salty dentures with a clown for a head and a pig for a leg, enveloped by the sabotaged ghosts of a great number of old testament angels.))
((I am now being used as a reference for how terrible things are going. I'm not sure if this is a new height or a new low.))
drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."
-snip- Welp that's enough logic for today, back to flying wizard sheep.))
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David and James, deciding that they do not want to fight until they need to, head out towards the shipwreck lake. This could be a start of beutiful friendship, or a dangerous team. Possibly both.
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In adventure mode your own character can cry.  But we do not notice unless we closely examine our inventories, and it does not stop them from doing horrible things.

It is confirmed, we are uncaring gods/goddesses taking complete control over some poor sap.  They see everything we make them do, they feel everything.  They watch under no control as we mercilessly butcher their neighbors and friends.  They cannot scream, all they can do is silently weep as the puppetmaster makes their arm swing the sword.

Jesus, that sounds like a 'I have no mouth and I must scream' scenario, good thing it isn't actually what's happeni---

Greiger's is actually correct...  sadly enough.  The emotional circumstance processor is still turned on, with a randomly rolled up personality, but they can't express themselves or take control...  they can only cry.

Holf yuck, that's horrifying.
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Affably Evil: The Dwarf Fortress player community is quite welcoming and helpful to new players, showering them with links to tutorials for the nigh-incomprehensible interface and helping them troubleshoot newbie mistakes and dwarven intelligence. They're also infamous for pushing Video Game Cruelty Potential to new and exciting extremes for the sake of convenience, lulz, and the dwarven way.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2015, 03:29:17 pm by The Froggy Ninja »
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #466 on: May 17, 2014, 05:10:28 am »

SIGS...OVERWHELMING

My RTDs: (that aren't orphans)
We are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition Completed.
We Are Our Avatars II

Badges of honor:
I'm amazed that my seven-page screw up managed to become this 100+ page masterpiece of !!FUN!!, death, carnage, chaos, and hilarity. Congratulations, Smurfingtonthethird, I hereby dub you the Savior of Bad RtDs.

Sigs:

((WHY SMURF WHY MUST YOU DO SOMETHING THAT EXCEEDINGLY DUMB))

And then everyone was anthropomorphic talking penises.

I CAME HERE TO LISTEN TO RECOMMENDED TRACKS ON SOUNDCLOUD AND PUNCH GODS IN THE FACE

AND THE RECOMMENDED TRACKS JUST LOOPED OVER


"EGGHEAD! I require the shooty thing to do the stuff!"
"Sir, that's a blender."
"GOOD! ...is that good? EGGHEAD, is that good?!"
"...I'll get to work on your... shooty thing, sir."

((Buttcheeks braced.))
((currently undergoing retrofitting with high grade durasteel tailbones, but everything's locked down as well as it can be))

Why is it, that people are parrying, tripping and making more detailed, precise melee attacks in a sparing session, yet in combat, they just end up wailing on someone?
Because goats.

Or character development. I remember both TA and V2 Selina's being perfectly willing and eager to kill my characters.
Because your characters are obviously evil bastards, whereas I try usually try to make mine affably evil.

Well yeah, that was a special case given that he tried to kill children in front of her at least 3 seperate times.

That would entail posting the assignment or its questions thereby narrowing down your location and identity further thus allowing Elf to stalk you. Then you'll wake up in a wedding dress, officially married to your bed.


The personality fetus within me wiggles in delight.

Okay, made it through, and luckily no hair pulling was involved.

Chicken, for simplification sake, let's say it's a kind of Burger.
Burgers cause health problems, it can manifest itself in many ways, and come from various sources.
Obesity, high orchestral, heart disease, increased risk of heart disease, blood sugar imbalance, etc.

The digestive system, I'm going to simplify this, so you can't do bulls*** with it.
The stomach aura is the soul, and is what goes off as ghosts when you die.
The mouth is basically the body, but it can go beyond that.
There are channels in the body which allows interaction between the stomach and mouth.
Practitioners of certain martial arts can hit certain points in the body to disrupt the channels, and as such, disable their abilities.

So it's not like putting a poisoned burger on your plate, it's like injecting burgers into the flesh.
If it's not sufficient, the body will eliminate the burgers before it can do major damage.
But if it's enough, it can last until it enters the bloodstreams and goes into your heart.

So no, a Kitsune wouldn't be capable of resisting burgers, especially not a one tail.
As for the godlike nine tail Kitsune, they're even more vulnerable, like all gods.
There's a reason Humans have to clear the burgers, they're weaker, and therefore less vulnerable.

If Kiri would absorb Chicken into his mouth, then Chicken could cause indigestion.
Basically, Kiri should be careful around Chicken, while you may say Chicken isn't a kind of Burger, from what I've seen, it's the definition of it.
Fixed in accordance to earlier agreements.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2015, 05:03:19 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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BFEL

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #467 on: May 17, 2014, 03:26:24 pm »

Ha...haha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm putting GreatWyrmGolds first ever post into my sig >:D
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7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

Indeed, I do this.

mastahcheese

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #468 on: May 21, 2014, 12:26:53 pm »

Ha! You can't add mine because I editted mine out.
Go find freeformschooler's and piecewise's.
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Tawa

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #469 on: May 27, 2014, 02:38:44 pm »

Ha! You can't add mine because I editted mine out.
Go find freeformschooler's and piecewise's.

I sigged it anyway

for the lulz

even did it myself
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #470 on: June 05, 2014, 09:11:15 pm »

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #471 on: June 22, 2014, 02:09:06 am »

Ha...haha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm putting GreatWyrmGolds first ever post into my sig >:D
Now don't you feel silly now that he's been banned not a month later. Coincidence? I think not. You, sir, played a crucial part in his banning by quoting his first post  :P
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Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #472 on: June 22, 2014, 08:52:37 am »

Now you must also sig his last (Non flamey) post!
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Tawa

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #473 on: June 22, 2014, 10:27:45 am »

Time for !!SCIENCE!!: we quote some random noob's first post and see when he gets banned.
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Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #474 on: June 22, 2014, 10:30:22 am »

Hrm.

I volunteer Lyeos.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

BLOOD FOR ARMOK!
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mastahcheese

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #475 on: June 22, 2014, 03:04:02 pm »

+1 to Lyeos.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #476 on: June 22, 2014, 08:48:22 pm »

But my first post is actual somewhat serious while remaining a joke.  :-\
What's with the Lyeos hate? Ya'll are gonna make me pull out my axe.

My vote is for Prophet. >:D
« Last Edit: June 22, 2014, 08:53:02 pm by Lyeos »
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #477 on: June 24, 2014, 04:01:17 pm »

I vote for mastahcheese.  :P

Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #478 on: June 24, 2014, 04:56:23 pm »

No, no. The person needs to be a relative noob on the forums.

It is Armok's equivalent of demanding virgin blood. Mastahcheese is the Forum equivalent of a back-alley whore.

Em. No offence? :P
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #479 on: June 24, 2014, 04:58:24 pm »

Because everybody loves him, unless they're offended by him somehow.

Maybe if we could find a volunteer...
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