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Arcvasti

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #600 on: December 08, 2014, 12:07:47 am »

My wealth of good sig ideas has exceeded a certain amount in quantity. It was inevitable.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #601 on: December 10, 2014, 11:45:17 am »

EDIT: WAIT FRIG I HIT QUOTE INSTEAD OF MODIFY

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #602 on: December 10, 2014, 12:11:15 pm »

Oh hey, I've been meaning to make a spot here for a while.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #603 on: December 10, 2014, 02:10:30 pm »

IT BEGINS

That which is on the internet may never truly die.
So cancer is like a baby . . .
no dufe you got itn all WRONG
you need too take the logic and... flip it turnfways

Beer, sunshine and black metal. This hangover is getting more bearable by the minute. ^_^
Sure every bullet has someone's name on it but 20 kilos of ANFO is more 'To whom it may concern'
Boobsmush, the sound?
give it time
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #604 on: December 10, 2014, 02:11:16 pm »

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #605 on: December 13, 2014, 04:16:56 am »

In case you can't tell, I've decided to switch on my insaneish persona for this thing.
Wait, you can switch that thing off?
I have multiple flavors of crazy and non.
All right, next battle will be between the time lord and the mantle serpent.

Good night.
Install boombox with external speakers and radio transmitter on space gimp suit.
Seriously people. SPACE. EXTERNAL SPEAKERS. SPACE. FUCKING SPACE. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT PHYSICS TO UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THAT IS? SOUND. DOESN'T. WORK. IN. SPACE. I mean SURE this is a universe (and alternate universe) where space dragons exist, fleece robots are possible and other such nonsense, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT SOUND IN SPACE. Mostly because I don't want Eurodance to become TOO powerful.
((Viking rapping my way to enlightenment? Best idea ever.))
Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict! :P
Yeah, I can be a bit of a sucker for geology and geophysics myself, but then Xantalos smacked his face into the planet and sort of made that a moot point.
(( my plan is to RP someone who just got dumped in this world so I will not be reading posts before this one to get the full effect so If I ask stupid questions then just humor me. Bring on the !!FUN!! :D))
Sweet, can I experiment on you?

You know I'm reliable because I have axes for legs.

OH, what's that? That's right. EAT YOUR HEART OUT FREEFORM I JUST SIGGED A WHOLE PAGE

Also, I need to send the gods some PMs now.
I would argue about how that's impossible but I'm god.
Ask death to return to the world of the living as his servant, to kill more people and bring them to the afterlife.
(2) He points out that he installed a revolving door for a very good reason, and tells you to get out.
The derail strikes the topic with an *abomination hair cloak*!

What derail? We were just discussing the nature of our character's hats, and because one of the gods is a god of hats, it is completely on topic.
For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.
That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.
No, to derm is to violently explode the object of dermification. Xantalosing is specifically targeting life forms.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.
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((Hence why I'm getting these spiked ones. I will be a spiky cannonchair.))
There is a point where we need to stop and we have clearly passed it.
BUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
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I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?
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Uncle: Jesus walked on WATER! How can you still reject god after that!?
Me: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. that's at least 10x as awesome
True enough.

Although I bet Jesus could have done that too, if he had been born in the modern day.

"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a small landmark for dad I mean God."
"Huston? We have a problem... Yeah, Christ keeps turning our water into wine and then trying to pilot the ship."
"Our oxygen filter is broke! What? No, God cannot clean the fliter, God needs to stay the hell away from delicate scientific equipment!"
"Six million dollars and one hippy later, and Man has walked on the moon."
"Wait, you forgot your suit!"
"Thank God we landed on the ocean... JESUS A BOAT IS COMING DON'T TRY TO WALK TO SHORE!"
Telling others of your terrible crimes against the law, humanity, and the very fabric of reality itself?  That's how I break the ice when meeting new people too!
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This is like babies giving birth in the womb!
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The universe reset at some point.
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Things like this are the reason why there is no such thing as an RTD Rulebook.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #606 on: December 16, 2014, 07:41:11 pm »

Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
So NAV killed your parents?
I wish lo. We need to stop posting, I still have foolish dreams of this becoming Necrothreat 2 in a few years.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #607 on: January 02, 2015, 02:46:41 pm »

Wow, that was a bloody turn. As a seasoned Deathgater, I hereby award Wolfkit the Yuli Vlasi Award for Lifetime Achievement, the medal of all those who successfully butchered our military.

You're in august company, son.
You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
I like that the response to all of the skin totally detaching from someone's body and slithering into the vents is met with "You B****-ass sentient pile of skin I'm gonna shove that ambiguous flab of skin right up that other ambiguous flab of skin."
Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
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You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #608 on: January 17, 2015, 08:59:07 pm »

I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.

When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #609 on: January 18, 2015, 12:43:15 am »

Sometimes I look back through these and see the things people sigged me on.

I feel significantly less funny these days.
Not sure why.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #610 on: January 18, 2015, 08:56:55 am »

Reserving for future sig worthy quotes.

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Previous sigs:
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Bay12 has too many Flames.
And not enough !!FLAMES!!.
Why are the flames on fire in the first place?

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This room, against all odds, has Euclidean geometry.

The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!


I think I just lost the game

And then there also was this report of elves bringing bags of magma.

((I can't remember my original sig :( ))

Other sig worthy quotes:
Quote from: A Wise Man
"When in doubt, C4."

"don't go to 4chan. 'tis a silly place"

The Hammer Lord bites The Forgotten Beast in the upper body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Forgotten Beast is having more trouble breathing!
The Hammer Lord latches on firmly!

Wait a Minute,*Stares Closely* It's A Tentacle of Some Kind! What A Surprise!

Pff, screw causality.
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Quartz_Mace

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #611 on: January 21, 2015, 04:06:35 pm »

All those old and retired/extended sigs:
Forum quotes:
Urist McSoldier: "I have mastered Dodge. Watch!"

*dodges off a cliff*

Urist McSoldier has died after colliding with an obstacle.

Well, there ya go.

Good news is, we've got a direct line to Jesus via Rumrusher, the bad news is, apparently the universe was created by a deity that plays dorf fortress... we're fucked.
I find it amusing as to how we found a science project that doesn't involve magma.
Everyone everywhere is varying degrees of stupid.
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I remember the days - back before sigtexts and all that crap - when it was actually an honour to be in someone's sig.
Now, anyone with a keyboard can spout nonsense and be pinned up in a post nobody reads and all the meaning has been drained from it.
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And someone's probably going to stick this in their sigtext just to spite me.
No risk is too great if the rewards are turquoise-studded socks and troll fur thongs.
They say history is learning about the mistakes of the past so we don't repeat them.
I say history is learning about fucking cool shit.
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Proposal: No more Proposals until some semblance of Reality exists.
>VEHEMENT OPPOSE
Dwarfy Quotes:
Also, dear Armok this isn't even an adventure anymore, I think it's just a war crime now... after discovering that you can behead a goblin in mid-air with a battle axe after sending it flying with a war hammer, I uh... continued my experiments... in the process I learned you can do this trick in lots of ways, you could choose to just remove arms or legs if you felt like it... or you could go all out and bisect them... but see, that isn't enough for my little vampire dorfchick, no, Armok needs blood, and so does she... I got thirsty while knocking headless goblin corpses into other goblins and went to feed on one, in the process I discovered I could also feed on the one I just sent flying but hadn't yet killed... one thing led to another, and then I bisected another gob and on a hunch tried to feed on them in mid-air:


...so yeah, I think the only way that could have been more horrifying is if I gelded him in the process.
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Please do not refer to rookies as or derivatives of the following: meat shields, blood bags, mobile cover, red-shirts, the distraction, dead men walking. It reduces their willingness to function as such.

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Post-Apocalyptic MMO
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Dampe

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #612 on: March 01, 2015, 01:53:52 pm »

'Bout time I get a spot on here.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #613 on: March 02, 2015, 02:36:00 pm »

Is it just me or is even KoSS's sig calling me wanker?
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #614 on: March 27, 2015, 09:29:00 pm »

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