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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #615 on: March 27, 2015, 09:30:01 pm »

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #616 on: March 28, 2015, 02:47:38 am »

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... people post to watch the sig thread, apparently.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #617 on: March 28, 2015, 07:57:54 am »

aw poop, that wasn't the modify button at ALL!
EDIT: WAIT FRIG I HIT QUOTE INSTEAD OF MODIFY

Someone teach monk to modify before he hurts himself...
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #618 on: March 29, 2015, 08:16:26 pm »

aw poop, that wasn't the modify button at ALL!
EDIT: WAIT FRIG I HIT QUOTE INSTEAD OF MODIFY

Someone teach monk to modify before he hurts himself...

The fact that I've done it twice in the same thread is embarrassing. Also sigworthy.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #619 on: April 21, 2015, 05:07:38 pm »

aw poop, that wasn't the modify button at ALL!
EDIT: WAIT FRIG I HIT QUOTE INSTEAD OF MODIFY

Someone teach monk to modify before he hurts himself...

WTF?!

&%@* you dwarves!  &%@* you and your booze.

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Dwarves aren't really stupid and smart at the same time.  They're like Australians from Team Fortress 2.  They're incredibly intelligent, but lack common sense.  They can build a perpetual motion machine from two water wheels and a screw pump, but don't have the common sense to avoid getting shot in the face chasing down a stray sock in a battle field.

It's like a happy ending to a predictable Disney movie:

"I've searched all over the place, But I just can't find the spirit of dwarfiness..."

"Don't you see, King DZA? You've been so occupied with looking for the spirit of dwarfiness, that the one place you forgot to look, was inside yourself. The dwarf you've been searching for has been you, all along!"

Damn, it doesn't show it.  The Dwarven Baby was also a ghost, but died of thirst.

This was an AMBUSH!  They've been plotting for years.  YEARS!  They must have lured THOUSANDS of dwarves to their deaths on this island.  A perfect place for an outpost.  Warm, mineral-rich, with everything that's needed for life, and a perfect place to lie in wait for the next lot of migrants. But by the same measure...  This perfect trap is an island. Therefore there must be a finite number of badgers around to carry out this dastardly plan.  They will die.  All of them.

...and grandpas will tell stories about how a Toad once created a universe inside his hard drive, about how elves traded cloth and were drowned in magma, about how goblins were melted and reforged into weapons, about how a dwarf ate a demon rat that tasted like SATAN, and about his adventurer that got beheaded by a peasant with his own axe.

Dwarves have always struck me as odd creatures...

Pretty much anywhere they appear, they've got some common traits.  They like to live underground.  They mine.  They make things out of stone and metal.  They like booze.  They build absolutely ginormous structures underground.

What kind of mindset does all that imply?

It seems like they're almost innately greedy.  Like they really enjoy digging up piles of gold and silver and adamantium for no other reason than simply to have the gold and silver and adamantium.

They also seem kind of paranoid.  Or fearful.  Or insecure.  They're always digging into the ground, building gigantic fortresses that should be able to withstand just about anything.  You seldom see these fortresses under attack...  Yet they're frequently empty or abandoned.  Dwarves are often portrayed as a race in decline. 

Are the fortresses there for psychological reasons?  Are they trying to hold back entropy itself, rather than the goblin hordes?

Maybe they, as a race, are deeply aware of their mortality.  They know, at a fundamental level, that the entire species is going extinct.  Maybe the best they can manage is to drink away the hours and try to build monuments that will outlive their species.

Anything that happens in your land is your fault.  If the merchants decided to show up next to a volcano and jump in, it would still (somehow) be your fault.  If their liaison dies of old age on your doorstep, it's your fault.  If you accidentally lock the elves in the depot and wait until they're insane to capture them in cages and then lock the next group of elves in the depot and unleash the insane elves their cages, that's still somehow your fault.

The police have investigated the police, and found no evidence of wrongdoing.

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Smelting in your backyard

...flooding your living area with magma seems terribly irresponsible.

You will never fully appreciate Dwarves while still clinging to foreign ideals.

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #620 on: May 02, 2015, 06:31:27 am »

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #621 on: June 16, 2015, 09:45:10 am »

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« Reply #622 on: June 22, 2015, 06:40:42 am »

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #623 on: June 22, 2015, 04:45:13 pm »

I demand a place in the blood kingdom.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #624 on: June 28, 2015, 09:09:38 am »

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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #625 on: June 28, 2015, 09:50:09 am »

You could put that in your actual signature, y'know.
More people would see it, too. There's an unsurprising lack of people who actually follow the siglinks.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #626 on: June 28, 2015, 09:51:44 am »

You could put that in your actual signature, y'know.
More people would see it, too. There's an unsurprising lack of people who actually follow the siglinks.
It seems a bit too long for that, unfortunately.

If you can tell me how to reduce the size of the quote, that would be very helpful.
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #627 on: June 28, 2015, 10:34:01 am »

If you can tell me how to reduce the size of the quote, that would be very helpful.
Well, you can alter a quote like any post, if you are talking about text size...
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #628 on: June 28, 2015, 10:35:07 am »

Nah, it's the bit where sigs are limited to 6 lines, I think.
Of course, you could just do this...
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Re: Sigtext
« Reply #629 on: July 27, 2015, 07:12:41 pm »

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