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[Sir Elventide]

*Sigs List*

((I try to inject Kool Aid into one set of eyeballs and people call me crazy? I need to step my game up.))

((AHAHAHAHAHA! Man, if I end up permadying from this it's gonna have to be enshrined on the front page or something, because 'elemental dissolution during an out-of-body experience caused by injecting a mixture of magic water and kool-aid into his eyes' would be by far the most out there death I've put a character through.

((@Parisbre56. Gosh dammit, if we go to jail because the police got ahold of your camera, then I am so going to blame you.))

((Says the guy storing human organs.  ))

[Loud Whispers]

More LPs:

The Miroslav Dynasty, Paradox Interactive AAR
"The Miroslavs," or "Miroslav Universalis Crusader Space of Thrones IX." A Pagan duke of Rashka spawns the Hapsburgs on steroids, accidentally all over the world

Stellaris: Never Leave Earth
The year is 2200. Mankind has canceled all funding for space exploration, its spaceport project discontinued as all of Earth under the aegis of the United Nations decides that fixing our problems on Earth is a better idea than fleeing into the stars.

Cog the Blind Drunk
This is Cog the Drunk's story. The story of a blind adventurer in a big Dorf Fortress world.

[Dark One]

Sigged:

Heroes of Tenath: Finished

A sandbox, open-ended roll to dodge game in a setting of my creation.


Horror Time: Finished

Scenario based horror roll to dodge game.


S.T.A.L.K.E.R RTD: Finished

A sandbox, open-ended roll to dodge game set in stalker series universe.


Witch-Hunt: Finished

Fast and minimalistic, rocks fall everyone dies.


Dark Rolls - The Last RTD


Undead Hunt - Dark Age Upon Us

[Screech9791]

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Blarg spends 2FP to make it rain paper money on H2, for no reason other then the fact that he can.

Blarg makes it rain small potatoes on K1.

EDGY PIRATE MECHA SHIP! WE NEED TO DO THIS!

DEFECATE EXPLOSIVELY UPON MY INTERNET-BRINGING MACHINE! THAT'LL TEACH 'EM!     

ALIENS KILLED JFK

Curse druid with constant painful shitting

Hmm, I should really research foraging Seagull poop, bird guano makes excellent fertilizer.

Blarg creates a big stinky pile of shit on E2.

Seriously? Are we going to find out the doom cruiser is now piloted by a platypus?

Now if I had a mech suit, hard suit say, with a rail gun in the 6 Megavolt range and I were to fire that rail gun at a set of 4 mages, each with increasingly dense armor made of magical substances, how long would it take my rail gun slug to finish its taxes and return home to find out his wife is cheating on him with the ICBM from across the street?

Please be specific, It is very important.

'Yes.'

Praise Nagas! One of our kin has been enlightened to the secrets of mud. Surely we will greatly benefit from it!

(6) YOINK PUNCHES HIS BALLS WHILE YELLING "PINGAS!" IT WAS VERY PAINFUL!

WOODCHIPPER-JUMPING IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR FURRIES.

I agree. I came here to eat some bug-ass and kick my ration-bar, and I'm all out of ration-bar!

6: Ending a drought with a rain of ebola blood.

FALL OFF CHAIR CLUTCHING MY AFFLICTED TIDDY   

Roll 5: You screw yourself with your screwdriver until you are fully healed!

SPAWN AS THE GM'S IRL CRUSH
WIN THE GAME

Have fun spawning as nothing.

True.

It's illegal to make a move that would immediately result in failure? Jeez, what kind of tyrannical hell game is this? I propose that we go play connect 4 instead.

Cruise at this point opens the fridge and pulls out a basket with what appears to be a human baby. He hands the basket to you and says "Here, if you want to join you have to eat this!"

Little Billy: Daddy's here and he's cooking? And he let's me drink beer!? OH BOY! Ecstatic

I cannot imagine humanity thriving without the porn culture.  The arts of Kama Sutra, and DIY sex toys kits!  Such knowledge. 

Keep shooting the kids.

(4) Congratulations on your new job as test subject cum breeding stock. (6) You will be paid $10,000 Earth dollars a month! Your duties involve breathing air and being exposed to earth creatures until reproduction occurs.

also working on questionable questings lewds.

Questionably sexy questing?

a single psychic soothing stick for emergencies.

I didn't realise dildos were a thing back at the beginning of the 20th century, but apparently they have existed for (probably) tens of thousands of years.   
The more you know!   

I'm sure some probably knew, but then again the people on Bay12 tend to strike me as xCOOMers rather than XenoNUTters.

That's my only guess - I have absolutely no idea how SMF works.

how do i delete someone else's post

That's restriction of free speech mi amigo, and I am making a non-profit review of the events that have transpired. Do not silence me, for I only speak an opinion.

roll the nearest die or die-like object

I rolled a battery

I got "Energizer"

do I win?

[Imic]

DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!




_{please don't sue me this is a joke}

[roseheart]

Yoink

[Leodanny]

DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!




_{please don't sue me this is a joke}

God damn it why are you hating on potatoes
Also I’m suing you
Sigtext:
Potato, potato. What? Potato.
Join the sneaky potatoes!
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170469.0

Holding it with two and a half hands results in it growing three hands, all of which attempt to strangle you

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=171937.msg7843209#msg7843209 <-random RTD I made. Fight monsters and stuff.

[Imic]

No. Sod off. This is Ireland! There are not enough Communists in all of South Tipp to let you sue me!

[Enemy post]

DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!




_{please don't sue me this is a joke}

I searched this thread, Leodanny and TheBiggerFish have you in their sigs.

[Imic]

 
I do not exist.

[Leodanny]

Impossible.

[scourge728]

I have sigged that sig rage

[Leodanny]

..... kewl

[Imic]

It is done.
Three times, but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.

[Leodanny]

Can I have the sword when you’re done?