DID I EVER TELL YOU THE STORY OF DARTH PLA THE SIGTEXT OF REDJIVE, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS TOBY or Tobeis, or Tobe, or Tobias, etc. etc.It's a TON easier to see an answer when you already know what the answer is.
"Noted and ignored. Forward, guidance goblin! Onward until we can taste the whites of their eyes as they explode into our mouths."
You sit around, smoking a cig as Alice and Simon either work their way towards a fight or a rough and frenzied night. You consider throwing a condom and a knife into the mix and seeing which one gets used.
Something explodes up on the hill and you blow smoke out the nearest firing slot.
"That was me, Toby, Simon." bet you a shekel that in-character he would call me 'me-Toby'
"Okay, sure, Loady. And yeah, it's awesome 'to be' me, but focus on the loading, not your creepy fantasies! ((*syvarris collects his shekel from Redjive))
"We set sail on this new sea because there is new GLORY to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. For war science, like weird science and all technology, has no conscience of its own. Whether it will become a force for good or ill depends on man, and only if the 888th occupies a position of pre-eminence can we help decide whether this new ocean will be a sea of GLORY or a new pathetic theater of cowardice. I do not say that we should or will go unprotected against the hostile misuse of giant metal doors any more than we go unprotected against the hostile use of land or sea, but I do say that giant metal doors can be explored and mastered without feeding the fires of cowardice, without repeating the mistakes that man has made in extending his writ around this globe of ours.
There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in this room as of yet. Its hazards are nonexistent to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. But why, some say, the Moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 20 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas?
We choose to dropkick the door! We choose to dropkick the door in this second and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too."
My good man, please, where is your spirit for adventure!
(Buried in rubble deep underground somewhere, I reckon.)
aliens don't exist
aliens don't exist
aliens don't exist
aka ignore defense for the good of Earth (and maybe in the name of FUN).
Pro-choice guy did a stupid thing, Pro-life lady is going to try and bury his life for a bruised shoulder. Normal American stuff, move along.
“That hat looks ridiculous.”
“Fortunately, I can change hats,” Wayne said, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face.”
“Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky."
Wayne: "It is lucky. I ain't never died while wearing that hat."
Marasi frowned. "I ... I'm not sure I know how to respond."
Wax: "That's a common reaction to Wayne.”
“Don’t try,” Waxillium said. “Logic doesn’t work on Wayne.”
“I bought a ward against it off a traveling fortune-teller,” Wayne explained. “It lets me add two ’n’ two and get a pickle.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Alloy of Law
No no no. You have to make it even more horrible than even that kids. You gotta stretch that truth so far that it nearly snaps. like this.
"DId you know 9 out of 10 doctors say that your average american is not getting enough fiber in their diet? Why settle for low quality soluble fiber, when you can have high quality, non-soluble, and 100% natural fiber? That's why we at Spishak inc. have created this amazing new breakfast cereal, with half the calories of the leading brand, and 300% more fiber*-- Asbest-Os! The ONLY cereal to contain 100% natural, MINERAL fiber! Guaranteed to never lose its natural abrasive properties, even under high temperatures and strong corrosive acids! Help keep your colon healthy** with this, our latest offering from Spishak inc!"
*Contains asbestos, a mineral fiber
**Oral consumption of asbestos has not been shown(+) to increase risk of colorectal cancer in humans, or cause other GI upset, when eaten in moderation.
+New federal regulations concerning the use of asbestos requires direct scientific evidence proving medically related conditions, specific to the use case. For use as a fiber suppliment, there is no scientific data available, so the use of asbestos in this manner should be regarded as GRAS.
"They're gonna fight us. And we're gonna fight them. And we're gonna win.
As long you fools shut the hell up, that is."
- Sarge, BFBC1
"... and Red?"
"Yes?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"... yes."
- Lt. Cdr. Hawknetwork, giving me an order that I don't think I've ever obeyed.
Quoted Verbatim from the gentleman who first introduced me to Warhammer 40k:
Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
And remember, your trusty Flamer can do all three.
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