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Author Topic: Just had dwarves get married for the first time.  (Read 2255 times)

Satarus

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Re: Just had dwarves get married for the first time.
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2010, 12:01:33 pm »
Dwarves do not marry siblings.  They do marry cousins and IIRC aunts and uncles.  However they need to be approximately the same age. 
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Thorik

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Re: Just had dwarves get married for the first time.
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2010, 04:00:54 pm »
Well if 2 dwarfs can't eventually make hundreds, then tell me, how did that happen in lord of the rings hm!  7 dwarves and their mates were all placed separately through the world and each couple had hundreds of descendants and made vast kingdoms and mansions!  Dwarfs shouldn't be so picky... I mean c'mon, their downing kegs o' ale at 2 days old.
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Re: Just had dwarves get married for the first time.
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2010, 07:00:02 pm »
Dwarves may guzzle their body weight in booze, but that doesn't mean they are incestuous. If that were the case, every drunk in real life would have slept with their mother or sister... intentionally... uhh... fuck.
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