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Steev

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Most BS Deaths
« on: February 11, 2010, 09:51:48 pm »

As the topic says, what is the most BS death or deaths you've had in adventure mode?

For me it's either when I get ambushed by Beak Dogs, get ambushed by wolves as a crossbowman/bowman, or getting killed by crossbowmen/bowmen.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2010, 10:32:19 pm »

Getting ambushed by giant eagles while alone. GIANT EAGLES. This game is mean.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2010, 12:41:16 am »

Dodging into murky pools.

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2010, 12:47:32 am »

Being on top of the temple. Wrasslin' myself and three priestesses off the temple ending in fun.

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 02:19:46 am »

Beheading a human child and then dying one frame later of an arrow to the heart, after training my throwing and sneaking skills for a half hour.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 03:34:16 am »

Swimming in a pool/river... "It's a night. You have been incased in ice".
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2010, 04:24:32 am »

dodging into a river which then froze solid. :-\

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2010, 06:08:40 am »

dodging into magma ,

NO SHIT
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2010, 07:24:28 am »

dodging into magma ,

NO SHIT
Fighting around magma is asking for it.

Being encased in ice is the most bs death. Happened to me a couple of times. I've almost never been killed by wolves or gcs. Frozen rivers are the real scourge of adventure mode.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2010, 07:57:55 am »

Modded antmen to breed. Walk to chasm at least a hundred came out and ripped me to shreds.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2010, 08:06:28 am »

My biggest BS death is when I had to much corpse of fallen comrades in my inventory. So I set a tree on fire at let the bodys burn. Out of fucking nowhere, 6 Lion's charge at me, as two tainted harpy's are at the distance. My guy is a Javalineer, therefor, he is great at throwing spears (legendary throwing) so I managed to kill 4 lions by throwing copper spears at them, but when they got me one got a lucky shot on my arm and tore it off, dropping my shield, As I was running i forgot about the Harpy's. One got me in my lower leg and broke it, so now im running with about 500 speed or so and i figure to make a last stand. I pull out my steel spear (One of my Dwarven companions, as Nippon's don't have steel arson) and start stabbing the harpy's to death, as I killed the last one, the lions managed to get 1 tile behind me. I killed all the lions so I figured im perfectly fine for now. I begin walking to my fallen comrades and out of no where "Your having trouble breathing!" Im like WTF because im no where near the fire. I look at my guy and his lung is bruised. so i just start running to get the bones and travel. Then i get a mortal wound and pass out. When my guy wakes up, I see two more lions. So as i killed one, I passed out and the other one tore both my Legs off, now i Know im just fucked. So when i wake up, i stab it to nothing, then i just die of blood loss. THATS BULLSHIT. Ohh, and did i mention i had Iron Armour on?
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2010, 09:17:01 am »

Getting kicked into a river of carp by the master spearman.

He managed to kill me even though I threw an axe and cut of his spear hand.

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2010, 02:58:39 pm »

When I mistook an ambushing Giant Eagle for my spear-elf buddy... how did I mistake an eagle for an elf?

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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2010, 03:22:35 pm »

Gremlins ripping out your throat with one lucky shot.
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Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2010, 03:34:56 pm »

When I mistook an ambushing Giant Eagle for my spear-elf buddy... how did I mistake an eagle for an elf?
You deserve it for associating with elves...  >:(

For me, wrestling an elf to death, then sneaking but some spear-elf ran towards me, revealed me and the alerted the 50 or so bow-elves in the clearing.

The flying +pine arrow+ strikes you in the heart! X50

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

And he had legendary throwing and legendary sneaking :(
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