Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 25

Author Topic: Most BS Deaths  (Read 54253 times)

Evil One

  • Bay Watcher
  • [Champion Elfslayer]
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #45 on: February 24, 2010, 03:13:08 pm »

Setting yourself on fire. By accident.

Then running into a murky pool to extinguish yourself.

And drowning to death because you aren't skilled enough to not drown after a Z-level drop.

You think that's bad?

Try accidentally setting yourself on fire then diving into a murky pool only to have it freeze over!
Logged
Dwarf!  Indeed, a devious delight fond of drink and industry deceived as both do-gooder and devil by the delusions of deities.  This demander, no daft demeanor, is a driving force of the deadly diocese, now disappointed, delirious from goblin deception.  However, this delicious derangement of a demolished diamond stands determined!

Acanthus117

  • Bay Watcher
  • Angry Writer
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #46 on: February 24, 2010, 11:23:27 pm »

Having your Ultra-Mighty, Superhumanly Tough and Superhumanly Agile Swordsman 's throat ripped out. By wolves. You know, the one who's wielding the epic short sword artifact thing as well as fine crafted Adamantine armor and clothing?

That's why I savescum. Damn wolves...
Logged
Is apparently a Lizardman. ಠ_ಠ
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

QuakeIV

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cant resist... must edit post.
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #47 on: February 24, 2010, 11:45:06 pm »

Slaughtering the entire town guard, then being one-punch-killed by a farmer.

A fucking farmer...
Logged
GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut itself.
Quote from: Jesus
Quote from: The Big Fat Carp
Jesus, you broke the site!
Sorry, Bro.
-Accursed Farms forum
Suggested that you hold off on replying until I'm done editing the hell out of this post.

alphawolf29

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2010, 10:25:00 pm »

Slaughtering the entire town guard, then being one-punch-killed by a farmer.

A fucking farmer...

Superman lived on a farm you know.
Logged

xdarkcodex

  • Bay Watcher
  • Watch in awe!
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2010, 10:38:19 pm »

But he had supernatural powers.
Logged
the statement below is true
the statement above is false

Halmie

  • Bay Watcher
  • A bomb!
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2010, 11:23:01 pm »

Dwarf Fortress is a fantasy world, he was the cliche 17-year old villager who went on an epic quest, starting with killing you.
Logged
Meh.

alphawolf29

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2010, 04:40:55 am »

Dwarf Fortress is a fantasy world, he was the cliche 17-year old villager who went on an epic quest, starting with killing you.

Hey, vaguely how Dungeon Siege started.
Logged

Rumrusher

  • Bay Watcher
  • current project : searching...
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #52 on: March 14, 2010, 05:25:33 am »

Having your Ultra-Mighty, Superhumanly Tough and Superhumanly Agile Swordsman 's throat ripped out. By wolves. You know, the one who's wielding the epic short sword artifact thing as well as fine crafted Adamantine armor and clothing?

That's why I savescum. Damn wolves...
those wolves also killed your daughter in the throat. which I took her corpse and smack the the remaining set to death. I had one with my second attempt where the owner of acanthus117 snap and kill 'her' to which I had to reanimate and move 'her' out of the way. oh and your daughter before her death seem to love falling off the catwalk in towns.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2010, 05:31:26 am by Rumrusher »
Logged
I thought I would I had never hear my daughter's escapades from some boy...
DAMN YOU RUMRUSHER!!!!!!!!
"body swapping and YOU!"
Adventure in baby making!Adv Homes

Huggz

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sherlock Wayne
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2010, 02:53:45 pm »

When I was travelling a long distance on world map, I was tapping 9 pretty fast and as I was ambushed it made me move like 15 squares northeast while being torn apart by 3 giant lions...
Logged
Proper English will make people take you more serious.
In order to improve the universe's frame rate, we must all throw rocks into volcanoes and then do absolutely nothing, worldwide, for a week, to take pressure off pathfinding.

Acanthus117

  • Bay Watcher
  • Angry Writer
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #54 on: March 14, 2010, 08:01:50 pm »

Having your Ultra-Mighty, Superhumanly Tough and Superhumanly Agile Swordsman 's throat ripped out. By wolves. You know, the one who's wielding the epic short sword artifact thing as well as fine crafted Adamantine armor and clothing?

That's why I savescum. Damn wolves...
those wolves also killed your daughter in the throat. which I took her corpse and smack the the remaining set to death. I had one with my second attempt where the owner of acanthus117 snap and kill 'her' to which I had to reanimate and move 'her' out of the way. oh and your daughter before her death seem to love falling off the catwalk in towns.


I thought I would I had never hear my daughter's escapades from some boy...

DAMN YOU RUMRUSHER!!!!!!!!
Logged
Is apparently a Lizardman. ಠ_ಠ
YOU DOUBLE PENIS
"The pessimist is either always right or pleasantly surprised; he cherishes that which is good because he knows it cannot last."

Beeskee

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #55 on: March 29, 2010, 04:34:52 pm »

My very first adventurer was beaten to death with his own sock.
Logged
When a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, he is tired of life.

!!Zombie Carp!!

  • Bay Watcher
  • Look into my eyes... you must give cooookieesss...
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #56 on: April 01, 2010, 02:14:20 am »

Sneaking around, I had looted a bunch of masterwork armour, and killed most of the town's populous. As I was killing the last human (I think), he punched my arm. I dropped my axe, he grabbed it and instantly lopped my head off.

Logged
[pizza=omnomnom]

KaelGotDwarves

  • Bay Watcher
  • [CREATURE:FIRE_ELF]
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #57 on: April 01, 2010, 02:19:11 am »

My very first adventurer was beaten to death with his own sock.
Could be worse.

I remember my first adventurer had his squad wiped by a Giant ripping off a drunk's pants and beating them all to death with it.

Dwarven WMD

  • Bay Watcher
  • Amateur Aspiring Coder
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #58 on: April 11, 2010, 11:36:38 pm »

Slaughtering the entire town guard, then being one-punch-killed by a farmer.

A fucking farmer...
Some of the first ninja were originally farmers.
One inch punch?
Logged
The Russian throws Steiner into a chair, screaming "I do not care about genetic research!"
The Russian pulls out a M1911!
The Russian screams "I am Viktor Reznov! And I, will, have, my, REVENGE!"
The Russian shoots Steiner between the eyes.
The Russian loses juice.

Organum

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Most BS Deaths
« Reply #59 on: April 12, 2010, 12:22:32 am »

Starting my adventure as a human, then moving into a murky pool that was next to the starting building.
Logged
If dwarves decided to live in trees like hippies, they'd still do it better than the elves.
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 ... 25