I haven't read the whole thread yet, but here goes with something. Kinda. If I'm doing it wrong, please tell me. I didn't think up all the evolutionary things that could have led to this creature; I only came up with the idea while doodling. A hermaphroditic small organism that lives in water and is minimally mobile.

1. Adult stage. I know, it looks like some kind of sperm animal. But I figured that if there's plant globs on water surface, it'd be simple in design to get to it by just flailing a flagellum about. I presume it has some sort of rudimentary sensory system based on light or oxygen/carbon dioxide/whatever the atmosphere is for food proximity, and a general desire to avoid rippling water, since stuff that might eat it would make lots of rippling. Mouth is on the underside, and it also passes waste out through that orifice. Has very basic mandibles. More like nubs, I guess, to let it latch onto food a bit better. Tail's important to survival. Without dat flagellum, it'll die.
2. When it has eaten a lot and gorged itself and is still somehow not eaten by a predator, it's time for reproduction! It swims downwards towards...I'm assuming sand or something, underwater, and its tail will detach, since it does attract predators. Wriggling things catch the eye...or the sensory neuron. Catches the something, anyhow.
3. This thing is kind of whitish-dull brown in color. Might look like a pebble. It's also pretty small. I think this part might be a little unrealistic, but the place where its flagellum used to be is also the place where it spews out genetic material. After its little leg nubs dig downwards, it gets comfortable and sticks its genetic material spewer upwards. I think of a sphincterish thing contracting and expanding.
4. It uses all that energy from its gorging on creating little cells that contain genetic material, and spews them out into the water around it. Water currents carry the genetic material around. It stops after a day or so, and chills out.
5. After a few days (probably less than that, come to think of it. This organism shouldn't have such a long lifecycle.), it switches gears and gets back into work. Instead of spewing out, it sucks in. Probably sucks in a bit and vomits it into the sand? Not sure. But the idea is to get genetic material of its species from the water. If it ends up getting its own back, well, it'll just be like asexual reproduction, and kind of like plants self pollinating. If it ends up getting another organism's DNA/RNA (or whatever it is here), it'll be like a sexual reproduction with more genetic variation. Whee.
6. Now it devotes the last of its energy into pumping out little eggs inside of itself. Mixin' up them oocytes with its own genetic material, or maybe with another organism's material. Depends on whether it got lucky, heh. It's self destructive, since trying to fill itself with as much eggs as possible leaves little room for anything else.
7. After it's full enough, this sets off a feedback signal to its nervous system and its outer skin thing layer begins destroying itself very cleanly. Apoptosis or something akin. All the little eggs are released out into the wild, and hopefully some water currents will carry a few of the tiny eggs off someplace else, or maybe its body spasms when it dies and it gets eggs all over the place. Not sure. Either would work.
8. When the little eggs hatch, the little maggotysperm are nearly defenseless. Hopefully several of them will make it past predators and the cruel environment. They're like little white beans with a small, weak tail at the end that twitches and sends them propelling forward in water.
9. I have no idea how it gets enough energy to grow a nice tail. I guess it eats really small things like algae or what passes off as algae, or maybe other animals' wastes that still have a bit of nutrient. Then when it grows big enough like its dadmom, it can find globs of plant matter and devour them, and eventually spew out things and explode its very own little babies. A great life.
Someone who knows a bit more about biology and the like please correct me. Or, if this is just too silly for the project, tell me. It's just a random contribution.
