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Author Topic: This game needs a tag line  (Read 324908 times)

Helgoland

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1020 on: July 13, 2013, 01:20:22 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Prepare to meet your creation.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1021 on: July 16, 2013, 05:08:06 am »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1022 on: July 16, 2013, 09:10:20 am »
Dwarf Fortress: It's planned, but there is no timeline.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1023 on: July 16, 2013, 11:47:27 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Like having a hot poker inserted into your left ear repeatedly.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1024 on: July 16, 2013, 11:56:58 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Stop asking about better graphics!
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Quote from: Empiricist on January 11, 2014, 04:44:43 pm
Ow! How the fuck do eldritch abominations bitchslap people?
Quote from: Xantalos on January 11, 2014, 04:45:45 pm
With our pimp tentacles, obviously.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1025 on: July 17, 2013, 09:51:50 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Death Simulator 2006

Dwarf Fortress: Goodbye Daylight

Dwarf Fortress: Melts your Mind like Magma

Dwarf Fortress: Death to Everything

Dwarf Fortress: Legendary Simulator

Dwarf Fortress: Melts Hardware to Software - with Magma!

Dwarf Fortress: Drink beer, eat cats

Dwarf Fortress: Fun with Fluids
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1026 on: September 07, 2013, 04:55:32 am »
I was worried I'd necro this thread... then I realized I'm existing in a terrifying biome and am just drunk enough to not care.  Just like my dwarves.

Dwarf Fortress: Where the community cares enough to help you exist in spite of your deficiencies... because the story sounds AWESOME!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1027 on: October 24, 2013, 08:53:02 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: What? You need limbs? Shame.
Dwarf Fortress: Have fuuuuuuuun.
Dwarf Fortress: WHHHHHY!?
Dwarf Fortress: Well, shit.
Dwarf Fortress: DIE DAMN YOU
Dwarf Fortress: Bitch Please.
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Helgoland

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1028 on: October 25, 2013, 09:17:38 am »
Dwarf Fortress: Micromanaging violence is just so much more satisfying!
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1029 on: October 25, 2013, 04:42:00 pm »
Dwarf Fortress, the only game where, if you are thirsty you can kill a cat by slapping him in the paws with your hammer till it bleeds to death and then drink the blood that got in your alpaca wool gloves.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1030 on: October 26, 2013, 06:51:45 pm »
Quote from: valcon on March 17, 2010, 11:49:07 am
Quote from: zecro on March 16, 2010, 06:45:46 pm
Quote from: Balathustrius on March 13, 2010, 12:21:42 pm
Strike The Earth

What's wrong with this one?

Dwarf Fortress: Strike the Earth!

Yeah but well ... consider that doing so usually ends badly for the dwarves.  Perhaps this would be better:

Dwarf Fortress:  Strike the Earth ... The Earth Strikes Back: With MAGMA!

Take away the ":WITH MAGMA!" and you've pretty much explained not only the game, but the reason for the existence of demons and megabeasts: to clean the stain we call 'dwarfs' off of the world before it's too late.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1031 on: October 27, 2013, 07:12:40 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: It has the most depth-filled placeholder there are!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1032 on: October 28, 2013, 11:54:17 am »
Where there's a dorf, there's a hole
Where there's a dorf, there's a hole.
Where there's a dorf...

We wanna get drunk today
But the Mayor of the Mines says: "nay, nay, nay!"
We're gonna dig all day, all day, all day!
Where there's a dorf there's a hole!

Where there's a dorf there's a hole!
Dig, Down, Dig, Down
The mandate on the wall says we're gonna mine
We're gonna mine all day and night and more
For we are the dorfs of the Mayor Dwarf's Mine.

Edit: Incase you don't know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1033 on: October 28, 2013, 06:43:45 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: More than NP-hard.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on December 28, 2014, 03:28:43 am
Arguably he's already a progressive, just one in the style of an enlightened Kaiser.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on May 26, 2017, 08:10:14 pm
I'm going to do the smart thing here and disengage. This isn't a hill I paticularly care to die on.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #1034 on: October 29, 2013, 10:15:44 pm »
Dwarf Fortress- Goblin Christmas is a real thing.
Dwarf Fortress- Where civilizations can be named "The Bald Shafts of Stroking"
Dwarf Fortress- Because WHY NOT?
Dwarf Fortress- Everything is expendable.
Dwarf Fortress- These taglines aren't hyperbole.
Dwarf Fortress- If you knew what you were seeing, you would hate me.
I could go on...
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