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Jopax

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #60 on: March 15, 2010, 05:35:05 am »

Dwarf Fortress:The reason why god stopped listening to your prayers
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #61 on: March 15, 2010, 06:24:18 am »

Dwarf Fortress: It's got lots of character.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #62 on: March 15, 2010, 07:44:12 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Where the men have beards, the children have beards, and the womens' beards or lack thereof are the subject of much debate.

Dwarf Fortress: Changing the definition of "Fun".

Dwarf fortress: Smarter than the average bear!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #63 on: March 15, 2010, 10:36:06 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Where dying of natural causes means being melted by magma, eaten by a carp, crushed in a cave in, drowned, or frozen.

I found this one so great I posted it on Facebook and Twitter.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #64 on: March 15, 2010, 12:58:10 pm »

Dwarf fortress:  Where men have beards, women have beards, and elves are magma-soluble.
This definitely gets my vote
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #65 on: March 15, 2010, 01:04:18 pm »

On a serious note, Losing is Fun is probably the best tag line.

In terms of awesome...
Dwarf Fortress: Where dying of natural causes means being melted by magma, eaten by a carp, crushed in a cave in, drowned, or frozen.
Very true.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #66 on: March 16, 2010, 05:18:17 am »

Dwarf fortress:  Where men have beards, women have beards, and elves are magma-soluble.
This definitely gets my vote
I believe in the next version, ELVES have beards to...
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #67 on: March 16, 2010, 05:47:39 am »

Dwarf Fortress:Graphics? Who needs graphics with this much 'fun'.

Dwarf Fortress:The only place where a dwarf can walk around on fire and still be ecstatic.

Dwarf Fortress:Welcome to the 2cat apocalypse.

Dwarf Fortress:Where you can smile about death, and not feel evil while doing it.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #68 on: March 16, 2010, 05:55:50 am »

Dwarf Fortress: This. IS. MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #69 on: March 16, 2010, 06:45:45 am »

Dwarf Fortress: This. IS. MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I lol'ed so hard at this one.

Really, I was WAY too loud for such an early hour. I probably woke someone up  :D
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #70 on: March 16, 2010, 06:59:27 am »

Dwarf Fortress: This. IS. MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I lol'ed so hard at this one.

Really, I was WAY too loud for such an early hour. I probably woke someone up  :D

Now, someone should make a picture of a dwarf kneeling down on a rock in the middle of a magma river with the dwarf screaming this to the high heavens.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #71 on: March 16, 2010, 07:34:08 am »

Dwarf Fort; The game so in depth, it has a soul. It's almost certainly going to hell, but dammit, it's got a soul!

Dwarf Fort:If it seems like your dwarf is unloved, just wait till he dies and sets off a chain of friends and family committing acts of wanton destruction.

Dwarf Fort: It's not a game, it's a way of life.

Dwarf Fort: Just because YOUR game has better graphics, doesn't fix the fact that it sucks.

Dwarf Fort: The first hit is free!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #72 on: March 16, 2010, 07:42:20 am »

 Does anyone have the links to all those other threads like this one? The T-shirt one was mentioned, but I recall others as well.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #73 on: March 16, 2010, 10:27:18 am »

DF: Beyond the scope of common language
DF: why the fuck do we need a tagline?
DF: Microcline burns!

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #74 on: March 16, 2010, 12:27:56 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Better than sex!
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