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Urist McOverlord

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #90 on: March 17, 2010, 06:35:20 pm »

Totally ripped off, but:

DF: Carp, eh? Damn...
       Seize the Beards!

On to the rest of 'em
DF: graphics, or magma. It's your choice.
DF: have you fed kittens to magma jtoday?
DF: where the elves are cannibals, the dwarves are drunk, and magma can fix anything.
DF: Who is this "armok, God of"OHGODI'MONFIRE!

Also, someone needs to make a randomizer of all of these, over the past 5 pages, to be inserted into DF promotional material...
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Magma: The cause of, and solution to, all life's problems.

If it moves, it wants to kill you. It may not try to, but it wants to.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #91 on: March 17, 2010, 10:01:43 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Think your day sucked? Imagine how your dwarves feel when you play during one.

Dwarf Fortress: Hubris = Awesomeness

Dwarf Fortress: Rated "D" for dwarf

Dwarf Fortress: Cooks in a mood will give you funny cooking ideas/recipes.

Dwarf Fortress: Guaranteed to give you a fey mood

Dwarf Fortress: The only place where Communism actually does work properly
(I don't mean to offend any Communists by that)

Dwarf Fortress: Where a good adventure involves killing the Big Bad, while being the Big Bad.

Dwarf Fortress: If this were an MMORPG, we would all suffer cave adaptation

Dwarf Fortress: Fuck the World

Dwarf Fortress: Make Mother Nature your bitch

Dwarf Fortress: Environmentalism means coming up with a hair-brained excuse to pour magma all over an elven retreat and build a fortress on top of the obsidian slab.

Dwarf Fortress: Terraforming = editing raws

Dwarf Fortress: Clowns are far scarier here

Dwarf Fortress: If you don't like your nobles, you can sell them. All you need is a cage trap.

Dwarf Fortress: Troperiffic

Dwarf Fortress: Urist McDwarf = Fast Food according to just about every creature you find. Over 1,000,000 sold

Dwarf Fortress: If gameplay followed Moore's Law instead of graphics.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #92 on: March 17, 2010, 11:03:27 pm »

Dwarf Fortress VI: Return of the Son of the Night of the Hippo.
Dwarf Fortress: Science is really just a fancy word for magma
Dwarf Fortress: Because eventually MUDs just aren't enough.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #93 on: March 17, 2010, 11:09:13 pm »

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« Last Edit: May 03, 2015, 12:42:36 am by Bauglir »
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #94 on: March 18, 2010, 06:10:51 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Where Murphy's Law always proves true.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #95 on: March 18, 2010, 07:31:29 am »

Dwarf Fortress: If it can go wrong, it will go wrong in ways that it can't.

Dwarf Fortress: If I had a nickel for every time something went horribly, horribly wrong... I'd be making six digits a month.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #96 on: March 18, 2010, 03:30:24 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: It may kill your time, rape your mind, deface your morals and leave you in a room full of miasma, but you'll still be ecstatic.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #97 on: March 18, 2010, 09:25:51 pm »

Dwarf fortress: What the fuck.

Alternatively,

Dwarf Fortress: what the shit
Dwarf Fortress: oh god no
Dwarf Fortress: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #98 on: March 18, 2010, 09:51:23 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: what the shit
Dwarf Fortress: oh god no
Dwarf Fortress: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

These are pretty accurate as far as introducing your friends to the game goes.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #99 on: March 18, 2010, 11:07:03 pm »

Veni, Vidi, Pompeii.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #100 on: March 19, 2010, 12:25:11 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Urist McLemming Champion Swordsman has drowned.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #101 on: March 19, 2010, 12:41:30 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Only game you need.

Dwarf Fortress: If you don't know why cats exist.

Dwarf Fortress: If you want to know, WHAT is wrong with that picture:


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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #102 on: March 19, 2010, 12:43:07 am »

Dwarf Fortress: I can has +Cat-Tallow Biscuit+?
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #103 on: March 19, 2010, 01:33:21 am »

Dwarf Fortress: The last game you'll ever play
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #104 on: March 19, 2010, 07:24:14 am »

"Dwarf Fortess: Desensitize yourself"
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