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silverskull39

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #255 on: April 28, 2010, 06:48:10 am »

DF: This is an Awesome game. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with Win, Awesome, pawnage, Magma, Elf blood and Goblin bone, studded with greatness, decorated with complexity and brilliance and encircled with bands of Awesome, Pawnage, Magma, Giant Cave Spider blood, Malevolence, Greatness and Oak. This object is adorned with hanging rings of Kickass, Win, Native Awesome, Magma and greatness and menaces with spikes of vomit, cat tallow, Dwarvenliness and beard hair...

You forgot "menaces with spikes of vomit, cat tallow, Dwarvenliness and beard hair

that's just after that last "and" actually. I took it from the description of planepacked, but I was half asleep and couldn't think of any more good materials, so I stopped there. We should do it for the whole dang description of planepacked.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #256 on: April 28, 2010, 05:46:12 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: If it isn't four feet tall and drinks alcohol, kill it.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #257 on: April 29, 2010, 09:09:59 am »

DF: Come to see your fortresses rise to glory, stay to see them fall to ashes.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #258 on: April 29, 2010, 01:36:26 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Strike the Elves
Dwarf Fortress: Gimli would cry.
Dwarf Fortress: Better than sex, as far as we know.
Dwarf Fortress: What?
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #259 on: April 29, 2010, 04:26:19 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Ethics? Pah!
Dwarf Fortress: You drink the vomitous blood.
Dwarf Fortress: Screw mermaid farming! Brewing sentient mushrooms is where the money's at!
Dwarf Fortress: The sewer brew roast is a lie!
Dwarf Fortress: Mermaid farms... Death chambers... Eugenics... Hitler ain't got nothing on us!
Dwarf Fortress: Don't be silly! Of course elves can't feel pain!
Dwarf Fortress: Acid rain is a serious issue!
Dwarf Fortress: Ooohhh shiny... OH GOD THE HORROR!
Dwarf Fortress: Come to the dark side, we have magma.
Dwarf Fortress: Fluid dynamics, weather simulation, broken toes... in ASCII.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #260 on: May 01, 2010, 12:31:54 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Up yours morality!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #261 on: May 01, 2010, 06:34:17 pm »

Dwarf Fortress - She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
This.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #262 on: May 01, 2010, 11:30:02 pm »

that's just after that last "and" actually. I took it from the description of planepacked, but I was half asleep and couldn't think of any more good materials, so I stopped there. We should do it for the whole dang description of planepacked.
Why not take some wit from boatmurdered?  "menaces with spikes of bread".
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #263 on: May 02, 2010, 01:23:49 am »

that's just after that last "and" actually. I took it from the description of planepacked, but I was half asleep and couldn't think of any more good materials, so I stopped there. We should do it for the whole dang description of planepacked.
Why not take some wit from boatmurdered?  "menaces with spikes of bread".

WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED!

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #264 on: May 02, 2010, 06:16:21 am »

Dwarf Fortress:My dwarf is fight.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #265 on: May 02, 2010, 06:28:34 am »

Dwarf Fortress: your elders can go to hell, violence is the only appropriate response.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #266 on: May 03, 2010, 01:43:39 pm »

Dwarf Fortress:  Sanity is a privilege, a bonus you have to EARN!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #267 on: May 03, 2010, 02:00:08 pm »

Dwarf Fortress:  Insanity is a privilege, a bonus you have to EARN!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #268 on: May 03, 2010, 03:27:01 pm »

DF: Never before has there been a game that so reflected and nurtured the darkness in our souls.
DF: Be a digital tyrant!
DF: Create entire worlds and then screw it up for everybody!
DF: Karl Marx would be proud.
DF: The intersection of communism, socialism, aristocracy, mercantilism, and magma.
DF: Sometimes a pogrom is necessary.

DF: The only true sandbox game.
DF: SCIENCE!, the game!
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #269 on: May 03, 2010, 08:18:12 pm »

"The kitten throws the axelord by the toe!The axelord collapses into a pile of gore!"
"Only in dwarf fortress..."'

Shame this isn't as good as the rest of DF taglines.... :(
« Last Edit: May 03, 2010, 08:31:22 pm by The butcher »
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