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Urist McCheeseMaker

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #810 on: September 20, 2011, 02:12:20 pm »

Snow white only had 7 dwarves.  Imagine what you can do with 200.
What did Snow White do with those 7 dwarves?
Terrible things...
Terrible, sexy things?
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #811 on: September 20, 2011, 03:11:59 pm »

Terrible, sexy, beardy things?
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Urist McCheeseMaker

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #812 on: September 21, 2011, 11:43:27 am »

Little did anyone know that Snow White was a dwarfette.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #813 on: September 21, 2011, 12:14:28 pm »

Little did anyone know that Snow White was a dwarfette.

Personally, she had no beard and was tall... She was either human... OR ELF! And those dwarves fell in love with her. They never even saw magma or made their own tools. Blasphemy

Dwarf Fortress: Our seven dwarves are all called Grumpy. (Or change it to something else if you have a good idea)
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #814 on: September 21, 2011, 12:42:24 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Become sadistic in less then a minute.
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #815 on: September 21, 2011, 02:01:54 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Our seven dwarves are all called Drunk.
Dwarf Fortress: Our seven dwarves are all called Angry.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #816 on: September 21, 2011, 05:46:31 pm »

On behalf of King DZA's awesome line, my paraphrase:

Dwarf Fortress: Much like an abusive, alcoholic parent.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #817 on: September 23, 2011, 08:18:51 am »

DF: I need a bigger mountain!

DF: Help meeeee...

DF: What else are you supposed to do at work?

DF: The text is mightier then the sword.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #818 on: September 23, 2011, 01:28:43 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Where hubris and sociopathy make delicious, cookable babies.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #819 on: September 23, 2011, 08:03:38 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: Where you're applauded for killing cats and shamed for having a perfect safety record.

Dwarf Fortress: Where your feelings of helplesness from ASCII can be counteracted by admiring a table.
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« Reply #820 on: September 24, 2011, 01:52:39 pm »

Well, since it needs to be catchy and everything, the best tagline still is "Strike the Earth!" so much meaning yet so few words.

Dwarf Fortress: Play god, then die horribly.

Dwarf Fortress: Only for the insurpassably insane.

Dwarf Fortress: Beards!

Dwarf Fortress: The mountain is only the top of the world.

Dwarf Fortress: Your forts are toppled by cannons. Ours only fear the cats.
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #821 on: September 24, 2011, 03:22:56 pm »

I saw a quote somewhere a while ago, I can't remember who it was from, but it could be turned into a great tag line.
Dwarf Fortress: The game for the undeniably elitist intellectuals of the world.

(If whoever originally said this wants to take credit, go ahead, it was editted a bit to make it more tag liney)
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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #822 on: September 24, 2011, 08:04:16 pm »

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #823 on: September 25, 2011, 01:40:40 pm »

Dwarf fortress: Cheese, socks, and beards.

I thought I'd update that.

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Re: This game needs a tag line
« Reply #824 on: September 26, 2011, 07:55:03 pm »

Dwarf Fortress: 7 dwarves. 1 mountain. No rules.
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