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[Trigonous]

I simply tell people how my entire fortress was murdered by carp, and they're hooked.

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So I had a fisherdwarf on accident (usually I disable all fisherdwarfs and hunters when the arrive, for safety), and he got killed.  He didn't get pulled into the water, so a bunch of dwarves came to collect his corpse/stuff.  Some of them died to carp.  So more came to collect more corpses/stuff.  This is when I noticed it.  This was also before I knew about forbidding items, so I simply walled it off.  At this point, the few remaining dwarves started a tantrum spiral that lasted until one dwarf was left.  I was holding out for migrants, and then he went melancholy and killed himself in the magma-smithy.

[SquidgyB]

Start with "Still Alive."

I thought this was going to end with the fact that pretty much every line you said could be applied to Dwarf Fortress and that the song wasn't about Portal in the first place.

You: And we're out of beta
You: we're releasing on time

wait... what?

[Huggz]

Probably the only use for omegle is tricking gullibe people into thinking you're a cosmic horror. I once convinced someone I was a AI from the future sent to tell him how to survive the incoming nuclear fallout.

I once convinced someone to join the Army Engineering Corps...