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Hierarchy of Beards
« on: March 16, 2010, 07:01:59 am »
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 07:43:05 am »
Well then, this seems to be a breakthrough in beard science.
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 08:10:36 am »
The man's got a douche on his face!
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 09:48:45 am »
Very comforting to know you're not taking the beard into something unclassified by a qualified panel of fine experts. Would not like to end up with a nameless facial extension, no Sir! That would not do in any orderly and categorized society of prominent er... growth. ;)
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2010, 09:51:05 am »
Funny, I just took it as "Anybody who would wear this beard is a douche."

I guess I'm closest to the "Bunny-Down" myself.
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2010, 04:26:12 pm »
I think I'd be a comic-con, but mines alot longer.
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2010, 04:30:47 pm »
Haha, "Soup Saver"
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2010, 04:38:38 pm »
Someday, I hope to have a Wandering Jim of my own.
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2010, 06:07:03 pm »
These beards are all pathetic.

Behold -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYi24D9lHqc
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2010, 06:49:52 pm »
How dare they ignore the mighty fumanchu!
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2010, 07:16:11 pm »
Oh man.

Time to grow.... THE HIBERNATOR.
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2010, 08:33:36 pm »
I try for the Troika, but end up with a Patchy McGee :(
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2010, 08:48:16 pm »
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2010, 09:12:44 pm »
You might want to use some sort of bucket of the photo variety...
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2010, 09:48:11 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 16, 2010, 09:51:05 am
Funny, I just took it as "Anybody who would wear this beard is a douche."

I guess I'm closest to the "Bunny-Down" myself.

I think it's more along the lines of 'Duke', really. I'm working towards something like the Hoke-Troika.
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"   So the gods discussed it and created elves. The Elves were beautiful, Mistral Thrax admitted, in and elvish way, but it was his belief that the gods grew disappointed after a time because the elves -- being elves -- were essentially decorative but not particularly functional. They were content simply to live long lives and to exist. They did not nothing of any real value, in the opinion of Mistral Thrax."
   -- The Covenant of the Forge by Dan Parkinson, a Dragon Lance Novel
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