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Author Topic: Hierarchy of Beards  (Read 2436 times)

RandomNumberGenerator

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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2010, 09:11:20 pm »

Load your cage traps with BEARDS!
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The end of the world is more fun then I expected.

Itnetlolor

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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2010, 09:42:57 pm »

That was a masterfully crafted dwarf-beard-hair cage. Must net tons of dwarfbucks.
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2010, 10:38:43 pm »

That was a masterfully crafted dwarf-beard-hair cage. Must net tons of dwarfbucks.
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There is always someone with bigger/better features out there. And then comes those who makes you want to crawl back into the womb in shame for pretending to have any hair growth at all. Oh well, back to the drawing beard.

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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2010, 12:00:29 am »

It, it is magnificent. I now realize that, having seen that beard, I no longer need anything at all to fulfill my existence. I can simply sit here in a state of awe until I die of thirst, and I will be fully satisfied with life.
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I still think that the whole fortress should be flooded with magma the moment you try dividing by zero.
This could be a handy way of teaching preschool children mathematics.

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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2010, 03:09:13 am »

Aww. There's no names for moustaches :( I guess I have to stick with paedotache for now.

I believe the current vernacular is molestache.
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Re: Hierarchy of Beards
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2010, 08:41:13 am »

Hmm, everyone I know calls it the paedotache, but i'll be sure to inform them.
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I agree with Urist. Steampunk is like Darth Vader winning Holland's Next Top Model. It would be awesome but not something I'd like in this game.
Unfortunately dying involves the amputation of the entire body from the dwarf.
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