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Author Topic: What's going on in your adventure?  (Read 1135088 times)

Kagus

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15525 on: April 05, 2019, 01:49:47 am »

I of course interpreted that as dunking his head underwater and then dunking your own head underwater too so you could deliver your line into his submerged ear.

"Ibbl blub blibblbbblb"

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15526 on: April 05, 2019, 07:13:35 am »

I of course interpreted that as dunking his head underwater and then dunking your own head underwater too so you could deliver your line into his submerged ear.

"Ibbl blub blibblbbblb"

Now I can't unsee it either. It makes it more psychotic and funny  :P
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15527 on: April 05, 2019, 03:15:20 pm »

The lone goblin warrior squared up 'gainst me,
Emboldened by my apparent lack of weaponry;
I've been writing a lot of poetry lately (making prophecies for an RPG) and I'm slightly disappointed you didn't continue.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15528 on: April 05, 2019, 05:45:02 pm »

I suck at poetry, and I didn't even realise I had started being poetic. So sorry I guess.  ???

Edit: Poetic inspiration:

The lone goblin warrior squared up 'gainst me,
emboldened by my apparent lack of weaponry.

His confidence it did not last,
As I held his weapons fast.

Then my grin turned most cruel,
as I knocked him in the pool.

I held him fast beneath the wave,
the place soon to be his grave.

His face I saw enwrapped with fear,
as I placed my head to his ear.

The water rendered words intelligible,
I bubbled "It was inevitable."
« Last Edit: April 05, 2019, 09:26:27 pm by The Tyrant »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15529 on: April 05, 2019, 07:23:53 pm »

Amazing, going in the sigtext :D

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15530 on: April 06, 2019, 10:53:44 am »

Thad Tunulsahthet one day went mad and decided, that he would go around and slay all civilisations that are not humans. While searching his own cililisation's keeps for arms and armor, he could not find a quiver to hold arrows in. So, in a keep with only a bowman, he decided to rob the bowman of his quiver. Merely rob, not kill, as he was only going to kill non-humans, if he could help it.

The bowman yielded after being grabbed and Thad demanded his quiver. The bowman dropped the quiver, but then continued fighting, refusing to yield.
Having beaten the bowman up a bit, Thad demanded him to yield again. The bowman shouted "I yield! I yield!" and attacked Thad. So Thad kicked him hard enough to dislocate his hip (The force bends the left hip, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the muscle!) and left.

He set his sights on the elven civilisation to the south-east.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15531 on: April 07, 2019, 12:06:14 pm »

well learn something about adventure mode recently if one ends up writing 150 or more written books while accidentally having tracking on you could hit grandmaster in tracking and gain several levels into writing, the downside is you might end up writing about 20 books about someone you gave books to and those books are about that same person you gave books to.
and end up being a fractal biography also learn no matter how good you are at writing writing won't end up becoming a masterpiece... so I might need to get this bogeynovelist really good at bookbinding to achieve their dreams.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15532 on: April 07, 2019, 12:12:28 pm »

you'd think they would be books about tracking tbh
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15533 on: April 07, 2019, 03:39:10 pm »

[...] no matter how good you are at writing writing won't end up becoming a masterpiece... so I might need to get this bogeynovelist really good at bookbinding to achieve their dreams.
Isn't it wordsmith that determines writing quality?
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15534 on: April 07, 2019, 05:43:01 pm »

Thad Tunulsahthet one day went mad and decided...
:D almost everything begins like this :D

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15535 on: April 08, 2019, 09:30:15 am »

Like how i woke up this morning, went totally mad, and decided to go to work? :P


Im thinking of starting a murder everyone kinda run. Just make an invincible adventurer and slaughter absolutely every civilized critter there is.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15536 on: April 08, 2019, 09:43:59 am »

Im thinking of starting a murder everyone kinda run. Just make an invincible adventurer and slaughter absolutely every civilized critter there is.

Will say slay elves as well ?
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15537 on: April 08, 2019, 11:16:03 am »

I dont see why i would spare the elves, although the bastards are awfully hard to sneak up on or reach in their trees so i might just have to set the entire thing on fire or shoot them.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15538 on: April 08, 2019, 04:36:32 pm »

so uhh learn that one could just ask folks to adopt your child companions if you have any.
which only done in the ask to wait or give demands menu. now the question that pop up is what would be the set requirement to get an unit to accept some migrant homeless child that been following you.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15539 on: April 08, 2019, 05:28:32 pm »

although the bastards are awfully hard to sneak up on or reach in their trees so i might just have to set the entire thing on fire or shoot them.

But then you wouldn't have stabbed them in the glutes, would you?
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