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Author Topic: What's going on in your adventure?  (Read 1065093 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15525 on: March 20, 2019, 05:38:29 pm »

Yo dawg we heard you liked progress, so we put some [Ancient unknowable dragon in a small cage, here you go].
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15526 on: March 22, 2019, 06:26:22 am »

Well I had the minecart and cage specifically build to transport and catch this dragon, so in my mind they are custom made to fit the dragon's size.

Disaster has struck however. I had saved the game and just loaded it to continue my journey. Upon loading the game the dragon turns out to have escaped from it's cage, it is gone and nowhere to be seen. So much for my breeding program, I guess.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15527 on: March 22, 2019, 07:29:28 pm »

I Play a Human civ Goblin and am currently at 70 Kills in the Goblin Fortress.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15528 on: March 23, 2019, 06:48:04 pm »

Modded world.

While inquiring about missing treasures I noticed something odd: most of them were sought by the dwarf Lumnum from a fort in a mountain cul-de-sac. Shortly after I arrived at the fort a mob of dwarven nobles and one elf baron started robbing and murdering each other.
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Kagus

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15529 on: March 24, 2019, 04:48:44 am »

Sounds like you got there just in time for election season.

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15530 on: March 24, 2019, 08:35:42 pm »

Sounds like you got there just in time for election season.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15531 on: March 25, 2019, 01:29:23 pm »

Rolled up a human peasant swordsman in a vutchnell civ. Slaughtered some wild animals, then visited some of the nearby hamlets. The humans and the new komeng civ declared war on my civ right after i started and one of the hamlets nearby is being invaded by the humans. Eventually. The invaders are supposedly still in their own hamlets right now. But theyre coming. So i recruited a bunch of scared vutchnell civilians by saying id rescue them and im making them build a little camp for me. Then im gonna throw them all at an ettin or something and see who survives.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15532 on: April 03, 2019, 01:45:31 am »

 I made a guy named Rimtil, whose name I always think is Riloth, for some reason. He's a hearthperson of the only human civilization that is right next to a goblin fortress and about three dark pits... for some reason. Really bad choice to settle, honestly. In the beginning of the adventure he got J A C K E D all the way up to superhuman, legendary to his defensive, and as of now, he's a great axe-user. After getting jacked and settled, he adventured with the one person who would save his butt time and time again by literally being a meat shield while he was sleeping, a person named Gosath, a swordsman who is also a hearthperson. With Gosath, they traveled literally all around the world from the bottom of the world to the very top, which, in retrospect for the smallest world, was not much. They kept on finding lairs all around by pure lucked, so they killed a bunch of night terrors that can't be found on the wiki, and every time Rimtil killed anything, I made sure he would tell Gosath, who would, as well as be THE best meatshield this side of 
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The Tyrant

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15533 on: April 04, 2019, 07:25:59 pm »

The lone goblin warrior squared up 'gainst me, emboldened by my apparent lack of weaponry. His first attack was predictable, a spear thrust aimed for my heart. His faced showed surprise when his strike was interupted, his weapon locked in my unyeilding grasp. His next attack also cut short, a wildly swung shield now held fast in hand.

Before he could form a new plan I slammed my body into his, sending him sprawling back splashing into a shallow pool behind him. I cast aside his weakness of wood and iron and stalked to where he spluttered. I clasped his head in both hands, holding it just below the surface. I brought my mouth to his pointed ear.

"It was inevitable."
« Last Edit: April 04, 2019, 07:27:56 pm by The Tyrant »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15534 on: April 04, 2019, 08:10:27 pm »

Thank you, now I will imagine that when reading descriptions for books.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15535 on: April 05, 2019, 01:49:47 am »

I of course interpreted that as dunking his head underwater and then dunking your own head underwater too so you could deliver your line into his submerged ear.

"Ibbl blub blibblbbblb"

The Tyrant

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15536 on: April 05, 2019, 07:13:35 am »

I of course interpreted that as dunking his head underwater and then dunking your own head underwater too so you could deliver your line into his submerged ear.

"Ibbl blub blibblbbblb"

Now I can't unsee it either. It makes it more psychotic and funny  :P
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15537 on: April 05, 2019, 03:15:20 pm »

The lone goblin warrior squared up 'gainst me,
Emboldened by my apparent lack of weaponry;
I've been writing a lot of poetry lately (making prophecies for an RPG) and I'm slightly disappointed you didn't continue.

The Tyrant

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15538 on: April 05, 2019, 05:45:02 pm »

I suck at poetry, and I didn't even realise I had started being poetic. So sorry I guess.  ???

Edit: Poetic inspiration:

The lone goblin warrior squared up 'gainst me,
emboldened by my apparent lack of weaponry.

His confidence it did not last,
As I held his weapons fast.

Then my grin turned most cruel,
as I knocked him in the pool.

I held him fast beneath the wave,
the place soon to be his grave.

His face I saw enwrapped with fear,
as I placed my head to his ear.

The water rendered words intelligible,
I bubbled "It was inevitable."
« Last Edit: April 05, 2019, 09:26:27 pm by The Tyrant »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #15539 on: April 05, 2019, 07:23:53 pm »

Amazing, going in the sigtext :D
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