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hector13

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2250 on: May 08, 2011, 10:13:56 pm »

Just had my new adventurer get mauled by wolves.

Evidently, despite the legendary defensive skills ('cept shield-using, which was high anyways) it's not a good idea to sit down in the middle of 7 wolves and just block. You pass out and they eat your face  :-\
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Angel Of Death

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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2251 on: May 09, 2011, 02:57:21 am »

In my current adventure, I'm training my swordsdwarf to dual wield.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2252 on: May 09, 2011, 06:05:22 am »

I decided to try DF again.

Made an adventurer swordsman, picked up two pikeman chicks from the local castle, and set forth, intending to become the best swordsman pimp ever.

My first target was this lasher guy who fucked some travelers over, so I said 'derp derp, let's go'.

I arrive at the camp, and the first message, after climbing this steep-ass mountain, is that I get shot in the head by a silver bolt.

Cue raeg.

I don't die right away, but my spine is broken and I spend ~50 turns flopping around uselessly while my companions stab the bowmen to death.

I then suffocated after trying to do something.

Alright, I'll try again later. XD
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2253 on: May 09, 2011, 08:49:15 am »

I just found Dashbreached the Massive Climax, the cyclops.

A one eyed monster. I'm stunned.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2254 on: May 09, 2011, 09:03:43 am »

I just found Dashbreached the Massive Climax, the cyclops.

A one eyed monster. I'm stunned.

Freud was right. :P
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2255 on: May 09, 2011, 09:21:11 am »

I just found Dashbreached the Massive Climax, the cyclops.

A one eyed monster. I'm stunned.

Freud was right. :P
In my case? Damn straight. :D
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2256 on: May 09, 2011, 09:26:52 am »

It would be more funny if it was a one-eyed snake brute.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2257 on: May 10, 2011, 11:11:02 am »

Just found the largest minotaur labyrinth I've ever seen. Killed the two minotaurs living there (both female. hurr) then started exploring. Goes 3 levels deep, that I've found so far, with a lootpile at the bottom in a corner. Pretty cool.

Edit: Wow, this place is waaay bigger than I thought. All the ones I've been in earlier have been pretty small; this one is like 20 times the size of one of those.

Also I'm semi-lost. FFFFF
« Last Edit: May 10, 2011, 11:18:58 am by Dachande »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2258 on: May 10, 2011, 12:40:53 pm »

I decided to try DF again.

Made an adventurer swordsman, picked up two pikeman chicks from the local castle, and set forth, intending to become the best swordsman pimp ever.

My first target was this lasher guy who fucked some travelers over, so I said 'derp derp, let's go'.

I arrive at the camp, and the first message, after climbing this steep-ass mountain, is that I get shot in the head by a silver bolt.

Cue raeg.

I don't die right away, but my spine is broken and I spend ~50 turns flopping around uselessly while my companions stab the bowmen to death.

I then suffocated after trying to do something.

Alright, I'll try again later. XD
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2259 on: May 10, 2011, 06:54:49 pm »

Trying to get a goblin adventurer to my 'retired' (Not abandoned) fortress! :D
They all die! They live on the other side of the freakin' world, in a little cluster of houses.
BUT I WILL SUCCEED!
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2260 on: May 10, 2011, 10:37:06 pm »

Got stuck in a river due to "masterful human bridge-building", swam for a long-ass time, killed a ton of milkfish, a few rays, a couple hippos and a platypus.

Saltwater croc showed up and tore off my left lower arm, luckily my weapon was in my right hand so I murdered it and picked up my arm.

Finally got out of the river, then went back to town and retired.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2261 on: May 11, 2011, 03:08:50 pm »

The Cyclops jumps away from the spinning your left upper arm!

Somehow, despite missing an arm and being otherwise completely disabled (I can't even bite) my werewolf can still pick things up and throw them.

EDIT: Now he's beating me to death with my own foot.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 03:10:29 pm by Garbles »
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2262 on: May 11, 2011, 03:31:02 pm »

I went to a fortress, and recruited the
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there.
Having a giant fire breathing gopher on your side is always awesome.
Then I went to a bandit camp.
The creature completely annihilated everyone.
Guys, hide me.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2263 on: May 11, 2011, 08:10:38 pm »

I'm on a quest for adamantium! Which will be fruitless because i'm awful at fort mode (for now. I was having trouble finding a good biome (I need to find the differences in metal depth)) but I'll be able to start soon.

Y'see, as I'd put I lot of points into armour, but not enough I started with reed rope clohing and a silver sword of some kind. Needless to say, villagers happened.
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Re: What's going on in your adventure?
« Reply #2264 on: May 11, 2011, 08:15:32 pm »

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I thought it would be an amuzing idea at the time...

Then it happened.

Then I cringed.

Then I picked it up and beat him to death with it, and then his buddies, too.

I regret nothing.
So yeah that's my adventure so far. :D
EDIT: Guess I just got lucky with the bandits, tried to thwack a cougar with the chieftain's severed willy and got torn apart in the attempt, totally worth it...
« Last Edit: May 11, 2011, 08:23:52 pm by Achitus »
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