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[Dwarmin]

I would like a place on the waiting list. I smelled the epic of peasant adventure from two states over.

[Squeegy]

Personally, I prefer the name Mt. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhump, after its late discoverer.

[Criptfeind]

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[IronyOwl]

Head to marketplace, examine prices of various supplies, weapons, and tools.

Also see what's in high demand, if maybe there's something a peasant who's doomed anyway could endure danger to acquire and then sell.

[Ottofar]

Follow others to the marketplace, but not before asking Steve to sell his sword for a reasonable price. Say... 5 copper?

[ExKirby]

Scrap Leo, he can wait. This turn comes now.

Run out to find a store.

Well, this sounds fun! Find a marketplace.

Head to marketplace, examine prices of various supplies, weapons, and tools.

Also see what's in high demand, if maybe there's something a peasant who's doomed anyway could endure danger to acquire and then sell.

"Hello, customers!" says the shop owner, "I am McFailiure, but my friends call me Jetsquirrel. Probably because I like fitting jet packs to squirrels. Anyway, today we're having a sale on Bikes! only 10 copper each! We also have knives, which are 5 copper, a healing elixer worth 3 copper, and a randomly red-glowing key that is likely going to open a door to the final boss fight.... one copper."

Follow others to the marketplace, but not before asking Steve to sell his sword for a reasonable price. Say... 5 copper?

Steve gets mad at you for even suggesting this and attacks you. (3+10) Holy hell, that's a lot of damage. (6) You would have made a dodge if it weren't for the fact that he lunged at you in the process. (Heads) The fact that you got pinned to the wall doesn't affect you.

Criptfeind-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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IronyOwl-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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Ottofar-7hp Injured
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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LeoLeonardoIII-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash bag (10C)
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inteuniso-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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[Criptfeind]

buy knife key and healing elixer. Than go to the church.

[IronyOwl]

Wuss out and buy a bike.

Then see if there's a church to a deity that could possibly help me die less horribly (and/or often).

[Criptfeind]

^Good point^

When I go to the church try to find a deity that could possibly help me die more horribly (and/or often).

[Ottofar]

Oh crap, i have 7 hitpoints left? Run to the marketplace, and find a church for divine healing, if possible. If not, kick Steve to the crotch. Hard. And take his sword. And decapitate him.

[Criptfeind]

So Acanthus117  what is your guys name going to be?

[Acanthus117]

Bob.

[ExKirby]

I'm giving Leo one more turn before I start a killing spree.

buy knife key and healing elixer. Than go to the church.

Wuss out and buy a bike.

Then see if there's a church to a deity that could possibly help me die less horribly (and/or often).

You both buy your stuff. You then visit the church of Topsped, God of Speed. The priest is wearing black robes with blue racing stripes. "I'm sorry, peasant without a bike, but if you want to become a disciple of Topsped, you will need a bike. He is then kicked out, (Heads) and lands in a muddy puddle. He then turns to IronyOwl and says "Sorry about that, but Topsped is only interested in those who have fast transport-like your bike. Becoming a Topsped disciple will allow you to avoid encounters while on trips so long as you do them fast. You can also smite slow ones if Topsped likes you enough? If you are interested, you need to complete three laps of the Olympus Ring north of this village within 2 minutes 30.

Oh crap, i have 7 hitpoints left? Run to the marketplace, and find a church for divine healing, if possible. If not, kick Steve to the crotch. Hard. And take his sword. And decapitate him.

This is gonna result in instant death. (6+2-4=4) Drawing a feint makes him throw his block too soon, allowing you to land a one-two punch in a weak spot! (2) He totally fails to block it, (Tails) And gets winded, disallowing him an attack! 16hp left. I stand corrected.

Criptfeind-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags, +1 Knife
-Cash Bag (1C)
-Red-glowing key
-Healing Elixer
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IronyOwl-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (Empty)
-2 Speed bike
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Ottofar-7hp Injured
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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LeoLeonardoIII-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash bag (10C)
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inteuniso-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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[Criptfeind]

>Find stick.
>Put stick in spokes of bike wheel when IronyOwl comes out.
>Take bike and peddle away madly well cackling.

[Ottofar]

Amigawd, I'm still alive! Kick Steve again, attempt to wrest the sword from him, and decapitate him. (is this a suicide?)