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Author Topic: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.  (Read 13493 times)

Criptfeind

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2010, 03:53:31 pm »

Yup.
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ExKirby

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2010, 04:13:30 pm »

I really need to sig that.
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Ottofar

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2010, 08:56:49 am »

Whoa, man. I'm in someone's sig.

IronyOwl

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2010, 10:01:39 am »

Attempt to take the priest up on his offer.

Taking special care to avoid any stick-wielding psychopaths...
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2010, 02:27:49 am »

...Now I see why Josh did the moves as they came. I'll do that from now on.
>Find stick.
>Put stick in spokes of bike wheel when IronyOwl comes out.
>Take bike and peddle away madly well cackling.
Attempt to take the priest up on his offer.

Taking special care to avoid any stick-wielding psychopaths...
(1 vs 5) Cript, unable to find a stick, decides to use his body instead, but gets crushed under the wheel! (3) It was a fairly powerful blow (5) But somehow avoided.

Irony carries on to the next village. He will arive in 3/2 turns, rounded.... make that two turns.
Amigawd, I'm still alive! Kick Steve again, attempt to wrest the sword from him, and decapitate him. (is this a suicide?)
(3-4=-1)FAIL. Now for your instant death. (1+10=11) And the clearly meaningless dodge roll.... (4) INSTANT DF! Yes, I made that error on purpose. Oh, and for no particular reason, LeoLeonardo explodes. I'll bring in the new blood next turn.

STATUS

Criptfeind-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags, +1 Knife
-Cash Bag (1C)
-Red-glowing key
-Healing Elixer
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IronyOwl-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (Empty)
-2 Speed bike
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Ottofar--4hp INSTANT DF
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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LeoLeonardoIII--9001hp UB3R 3XP105I0N!
Wearing-Rags
-Cash bag (10C)
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inteuniso-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 02:30:37 am by ExKirby »
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Criptfeind

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2010, 02:41:28 am »

Hold my not there hat and run after the crazy bike man that tried to run me over.
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IronyOwl

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2010, 08:33:53 am »

Raise eyebrow at impromptu speedbump, continue towards destiny!
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

Criptfeind

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2010, 10:54:48 am »

> [Insert crazy hobo yelling here]
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Ottofar

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2010, 01:02:24 pm »

Run, if possible. If not, kick Steve once again, and take his sword.

Edited to reply below:I see. I haven't done this stuff a lot. Also: Dammit, Criptfiend, you made me lose 'the Game'.
« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 01:14:41 pm by Ottofar »
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Criptfeind

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2010, 01:11:38 pm »

Run, if possible. If not, kick Steve once again, and take his sword.
You are dead, it is now bobs turn.
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ExKirby

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2010, 01:48:17 pm »

Hold my not there hat and run after the crazy bike man that tried to run me over.
And you're off, and will arrive in two more goes. (Tails) But that will have to wait, as a thief attempts to sneak attack you! (Heads) He does a perfect lunge while you're on your unawares, dealing (2+1=3) damage! (1) ANd you're STILL unaware of his presence, until he gives you a pretty nasty bruise.
Raise eyebrow at impromptu speedbump, continue towards destiny!
You made it. A sign says "Welcome to Nitvil." (Tails) As you are wondering what that means, a vampire attacks you! (Tails) He's an infector he only needs to deal damage to turn you into a vamp. (4+1) What a show of fangs! (2) And right in the neck! 5 damage dealt, you're also a vampire now!

Anyway, Dwarmin and Acanthus are in. And we need a move from inteuniso or I'll do what I did to Leo.

Criptfeind-17hp Bruised
Wearing-Rags, +1 Knife
-Cash Bag (1C)
-Red-glowing key
-Healing Elixer
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IronyOwl-15hp Vampiric (Natural +1 Attack)
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (Empty)
-2 Speed bike
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Dwarmin-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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Acanthus117-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
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inteuniso-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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Acanthus117

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2010, 11:27:08 pm »

Find a knife shop place thingy.... OF DISCOUNTS!
« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 11:32:11 pm by Acanthus117 »
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Criptfeind

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2010, 11:29:17 pm »

(... RUN YOU FOOL A DAEMON IS BEHIND YOU!!!11!!one!) I TAKE OFF RUNNING!
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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2010, 02:53:33 pm »

Find a knife shop place thingy.... OF DISCOUNTS!
Oh holy hell this shopkeeper restocks fast. Everything can be purchased.

(... RUN YOU FOOL A DAEMON IS BEHIND YOU!!!11!!one!) I TAKE OFF RUNNING!
(5 vs 2) Sucsess! You are now one more unidentified unit of travel away from your goal! (Tails) These banits really like you. (1=1=2)(6) However, you grab him by the wrists and lob him! (5) You have just 1337'd him. (5) He only just avoids any extra damage. He's down to 15hp.

Criptfeind-17hp Bruised
Wearing-Rags, +1 Knife
-Cash Bag (1C)
-Red-glowing key
-Healing Elixer
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IronyOwl-15hp Vampiric (Natural +1 Attack)
Wearing-Rags
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-2 Speed bike
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Dwarmin-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
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Acanthus117-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
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inteuniso-20hp Healthy
Wearing-Rags
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Criptfeind

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Re: Peasant's Adventure-I know about last time, changes will be made.
« Reply #44 on: March 27, 2010, 03:07:24 pm »

Leave me alone you big Meany! :'( Attack him! Run bandit and you will not die!
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