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[IronyOwl]

Yes. Try out nitro, hoping explosions and the ground don't deal more than 14 damage per combo attack.

[Criptfeind]

So do you mind drive that death trap over here so we can go on a mad cap adventurer on a rocket cart?

[inteuniso]

Well, considering Steve has a heavy sword and armor...

Run like hell!

[Acanthus117]

Damn. Just pick up a sturdy piece of wood to use as a club.

[ExKirby]

THERE IS A GOD OF ANITBORDOM! I WILL WHORSHIP HIM NOW! I SUMMON THE POWERS OF ANTI BORDOM TO SPLIT A ATOM IN THE THEF HEAD.... CAUSEING A NUKLER EXSPLOSEN! IF NOTHING HAPPENS I WILL SNAP KICK HIS NECK!

"Headnuke? That sounds like fun!" KANUKLEUR EXPOSIUN! (2+723645629562374653726787243658722489) Oh and did I mention it had blast radius as well? (Heads) However, due to your good ideas, Funos decided to make you immune to nukes! However, the knife still went flying... (1+1+A momentum bonus of 1=3)(Tails) It goes straight for a tree (That toss was against the robber, as is the next one.) (Tails) It plants itself into it.

Yes. Try out nitro, hoping explosions and the ground don't deal more than 14 damage per combo attack.

(Heads) It fits and doesn't go of in your faces! Alex also takes the liberty of adding another seat for him. Hi ho, it's off to explode we go!

Well, considering Steve has a heavy sword and armor...

Run like hell!

Good boy. (2 vs 6) No dice for you. You got caught, and will now be pwn't. ((6+4=10)+(6+4=10)+(1+4=5)=25?!?!?!??!?!?!??!) OHHOLYSHIZTHAT'SANINSTANTDF! I seriously didn't see that coming.

Damn. Just pick up a sturdy piece of wood to use as a club.

(Tails) You trip. (3) And seeing as this was also self-inflicted, NO SAVE FOR YOU.

Oh, and I'm killing off Dwarmin.

Criptfeind-9hp Nuke-Immune
Wearing-Rags, +1 Knife
-Cash Bag (1C)
-Red-glowing key
-Healing Elixer
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IronyOwl-15hp Vampiric (Natural +1 Attack)
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (Empty)
-4 Speed bike with Nitro and extra seat
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Dwarmin--9001hp Modkilled
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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Acanthus117-11hp Not that handy
Wearing-Rags, +1 Knife
-Cash bag (9C)
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inteuniso-I Have no ideahp Pwn't.
Wearing-Rags, +1 Knife
-Cash Bag (9C)
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Alex The NPC-20hp Vampiric (Natural +1 Attack)
Wearing-Jacket, Shirt, Pants
-Cash Bag (8S, 4C)
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Now THIS is Peasant's Adventure. I need two more subs.

[Dwarmin]

Ouch. Killed and I didn't even know I was playing >.>

I was kind of waiting for some kind of PM or communication of some sort from you Kirby, but I guess I deserved that for not following the game.

Um, if I can't get unmodkilled, can I create another character...heh

[ExKirby]

Sure.

Dwarmin has been revived!

[IronyOwl]

OH YEAH. Head off to Olympus Ring on my new BIKE OF AWESOME.

Also two spontaneous combustions and two Stevereaves. But one of the former got better.

[ExKirby]

I found it minorly unfair that I modkilled someone and then they posted straight after. Besides, this just gives me a reason to blow him up in some complex deathtrap!

OH YEAH. Head off to Olympus Ring on my new BIKE OF AWESOME.

Also two spontaneous combustions and two Stevereaves. But one of the former got better.

Your time is... (6:10/4=Something around 1:30) You are now an official disciple of Topsped.

[Criptfeind]

I will pray to my god to send something to lighten up my life... mabye some sort of rocket sled?

[Acanthus117]

Sit down to recover HPZ.

[IronyOwl]

Ask Alex if I can sleep at his place for a night. If so, do so to recover HP. If not, tell him its alright and ask if he knows any good places to explore/adventure.

[Dwarmin]

Action: I sneak into a kitchen and steal a utensil to use as a weapon and food!

OOC: My mouse is broken...I cant post very often lol, but ill try all the same!

[ExKirby]

Ask Alex if I can sleep at his place for a night. If so, do so to recover HP. If not, tell him its alright and ask if he knows any good places to explore/adventure.

I will pray to my god to send something to lighten up my life... mabye some sort of rocket sled?

(Tails) "Hockey Stick? Sure!" A very angry hockey player appears. (5+1+1=7) OH SHIZ. Undodgeable, clearly.

Sit down to recover HPZ.

(Heads)Umm... What's HPZ?

Ask Alex if I can sleep at his place for a night. If so, do so to recover HP. If not, tell him its alright and ask if he knows any good places to explore/adventure.

"Night? What night? It's always night here."

Action: I sneak into a kitchen and steal a utensil to use as a weapon and food!

OOC: My mouse is broken...I cant post very often lol, but ill try all the same!

(Tails) You end up choking on a knife. (6+1=7) OH HOLY MACKREL. And I haven't even used a carp yet!

Criptfeind-2hp Nuke-Immune
Wearing-Rags, +1 Knife
-Cash Bag (1C)
-Red-glowing key
-Healing Elixer
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IronyOwl-15hp Vampiric (Natural +1 Attack)
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (Empty)
-4 Speed bike with Nitro and extra seat
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Dwarmin-13hp Failure
Wearing-Rags
-Cash Bag (10C)
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Acanthus117-11hp Not that handy
Wearing-Rags, +1 Knife
-Cash bag (9C)
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Alex The NPC-20hp Vampiric (Natural +1 Attack)
Wearing-Jacket, Shirt, Pants
-Cash Bag (8S, 4C)
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[Criptfeind]

RUN AWAY, AND NUKE HIS HEAD