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[Dwarmin]

Pffft

Actions: Go find a large tree branch to use as a club! As in a weapon. A weapon being defined as a wielded object in the main hand used for self defense. Then club some local baby seals. Only evil ones though.

[Acanthus117]

Fiine. Go to the local thieves guild. Show them my cunning and interest to join said guild. If I can't attack the nearest guard and commit hara-kiri.

[ExKirby]

Ok, seeing as I'm on holiday, using my DSi to post, quotes may not be accurate. This thing doesn't like the insert quote button.

Make like hell, nuke head

(3 vs 5) Your making like hell is rubish. (4+1+1=6) This is unblockable, so... yeah...

Find club, beat evil seals

You procede to choke some more. (2+1=3) Epic. Now, you may want to remove your knife before you do anything. Oh, and because you intended to do two actions at once this turn, the Antitwoactionsatoncecarp attacks you. (3+2=5) Yeah, he's a powerful carp. (4) ...You're getting pwned, you know that?

Commit hari-kari

Due to the fact that you don't know what hari-kari is, you just hug the guard and hope for the best. (Heads) He ignores you.

I'm not gonna copy out all the status.. the only change is that Cript is dead and Dwarmin has 5hp. You'll need to loot the corpse of Cript to win the game... he has a key item on him.

[Dwarmin]

Uh, I challenge! Coughing up a knife blocking my throat should an automatic action as pertaining to survival. It's like saying since I fell off a cliff and didn't put "I try to grab onto a ledge if I fall" I automatically die. Which is how I guess you'll kill off my character in a few turns, for ironic effect, yes?

Action: Cough up knife

(And herein Dwarmin realizes the ultimate rule of Peasant adventure-short, boring actions that cannot be misconstrued easily. Next turn I'm thinking of "sit down on floor" and "I breath" to see what kirby can do with those.) 

[IronyOwl]

Hm. We'll head... east, for some reason, as I ask Alex what he meant about it always being night.

[Criptfeind]

My death wish is to explode in a nuke explosion.
<_<
>_>
Also my ghost will take the key to the after life.

[Acanthus117]

Slit own throat.

[ExKirby]

Clear throat

(Tails) ...Well, this is indefinately game over. (4+1=5) Dwarmin chokes to death. He then gets beaten by the carp. ((6+2)+(1+2)=11) Ow.

Head east

Aaaaand the route is blocked by marching robots. Do you fight? "Yes." It seems like Alex has locked you into combat with 10 robots. I think a rough guide would work here.

..I..
..A..
.....
RRRRR
RRRRR

Due to their rushed production, robots only have 10hp, but have +1 range 3 Vulcan Cannons. Your nitro is +2 and range 5, and flames in a cone. Alex is wielding it.

Suicide

Due to the fact that I can't be bothered with combat, you drop your knife.

[Dwarmin]

Was this suppose to be some sort of learning experience? 

Remember Kirby, you have to strike a balance between giving people a fair challenge and killing them ruthlessly for stupid mistakes, like mine.

Otherwise...no one wants to play your game. But that was probably your intention, yes?

[ExKirby]

The aim of Peasant Adventure, for me, is to take an error and blow it up in the face. That is what makes it Peasant Adventure, no?

[Criptfeind]

Eh, the original Peasant Adventure was more about wacky mad cap adventures, people only died rarely in it, or at lest until the GM got tried.

[inteuniso]

Yeah... we're down to two. I mean, I knew I might die, but that was quick.

[Dwarmin]

Eh, the original Peasant Adventure was more about wacky mad cap adventures, people only died rarely in it, or at lest until the GM got tried.

That's what I remembered ...did not expect to die on turn 3 to the wrath of Kirby because I forgot a comma. I was expecting to...have fun. 

This time around Kirby just seems to randomly kill people for the Hell of it, which I guess is fun for him! heh

Anywho, I hope the game continues...you'll probably need to recruit more players for the slaughter lol, just warn them they are getting into so no one can claim to be surprised when it happens.

[IronyOwl]

Eeep. Attempt to bash in upper rightmost robot's optical sensors, then point it towards its fellows.

[inteuniso]

I would like to claim a new adventurer. After all, losing is fun!