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NUKE9.13

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #60 on: March 29, 2010, 08:52:29 am »

GASP! Mysterious happenings!

Three, can I inquire about your shirts?
"...
We sell a selection of shirts in a wide range of colours. The shirts on display are merely examples of the many available colours. Our shirts are made from: Cotton, tulip-based dyes. May contain nuts. Our shirts are made in, Endeavour, Slavistan, by, Garment incorporated.
Our shirts cost, two, copper pieces each. One size fits all."

You have learnt about their shirts. Reely is pleased.

>_


Oh fine...

I start walking North, knowing full and well I completely forgot everything I was supposed to do besides 'North'.
You stop slouching and head north out of town. You can see the asylum in the distance.
You leave the buildings of Regit behind.
You arrive at the-
um

asylum?

>_




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Shadow: Dashing
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
The... bench, the road north out of Regit, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: Greenlandish
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Behind the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Divine suck-up
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Inside the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #61 on: March 29, 2010, 11:05:27 am »

Tip my hat at the spiky toothed man, "Hello, is this the asylum?"
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« Reply #62 on: March 29, 2010, 11:20:27 am »

Tip my hat at the spiky toothed man, "Hello, is this the asylum?"
"Certainly not! Whatever gave you that idea? The Insane Asylum is, always has been, and always will be, on the road EAST out of HUKIA (which lies EAST of REGIT)"
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #63 on: March 29, 2010, 01:29:01 pm »

Alright... BACK to Rubik...
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« Reply #64 on: March 29, 2010, 04:16:02 pm »

Blink VERY SLOWLY.. so.. hungry...

And.. what? a letter on the ground?
So hungry.. Maybe I could nibble abit on it's corner?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #65 on: March 30, 2010, 05:24:50 am »

Can I buy a shirt in orange please?
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« Reply #66 on: March 30, 2010, 12:24:50 pm »

Click click clack click. Suffrage.

Alright... BACK to Rubik...
You sigh, shake your head, and turn round and walk inswise to Rubik.

Um.
You walk ouscross again, and walk back to REGIT.

Somebody has left a map on the road! It was not here a moment ago.

>_


Blink VERY SLOWLY.. so.. hungry...

And.. what? a letter on the ground?
So hungry.. Maybe I could nibble abit on it's corner?


>_


Can I buy a shirt in orange please?
You buy an orange shirt. You put it on. Your rags crumble to dust.


>_




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Shadow: Now in 5D!
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The road north out of Regit, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: Hungry
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Behind the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Divine suck-up
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Inside the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #67 on: March 30, 2010, 01:23:22 pm »

Can I have some more advice?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2010, 09:44:30 am »

Can I have some more advice?
You pray to Reely and ask him what you should do.
Eventually he responds:
"You should probably buy that cleaver"

>_
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #69 on: March 31, 2010, 10:00:55 am »

Get on the ground next to the map, read it while waving my legs around in the air and holding my head in my palms like a young lady.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #70 on: March 31, 2010, 10:09:50 am »

Can I have that cleaver as well please?
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« Reply #71 on: March 31, 2010, 09:27:01 pm »

(Alright, got ye internet at home! Beware! I'll be posting faster then.. uh,.. previously?)


The letter tastes like it's been in some dead persons pants..
Ah well.. I'll be having the letter in my possession for a while..
Now I'll be tipping over theese garbage bins and look for anything of use.

« Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 07:02:27 pm by Ultimuh »
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« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2010, 10:04:03 am »

It began with the growing of the great tulips

Three were given to the spiky-teethed men, teethiest of all beings

Seven to the green-skinned men, great detectives of the dark fortresses

And nine... nine tulips were gifted to the race of men who, above all else, desire hats with flowers in them.

._.tulips

Get on the ground next to the map, read it while waving my legs around in the air and holding my head in my palms like a young lady.
You lie on the ground like a girly and read the map.

The map (a MAP9000) is blank to start, but as you watch, lines spread out from the center, like some kind of fast growing mold.

It settles into a map of Regit
Spoiler: REGIT (click to show/hide)

And, on demand, a map of the route from Regit to Hukia
Spoiler: Convinient (click to show/hide)

SPOOKY. But convenient.

>_


Get on the ground next to the map, read it while waving my legs around in the air and holding my head in my palms like a young lady.

You have the cleaver.

You HAVE it.

>_



Now I'll be tipping over theese garbage bins and look for anything of use.
You kick the other trashcan.

There is rubbish in it. Nothing of 'use'

>_





Statuses:

Shadow: Ladylike
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The road north out of Regit, Peasantia.

Ultimuh: Hungry
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Behind the palace, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: Divine suck-up
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Inside the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2010, 10:25:45 am »

Check the map for the Asylum and head to it.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2010, 07:39:42 pm »

What do you mean "nothing of use"?
I see an armor and a shield! I'll take the trashcan and it's lid to the nearest blacksmith!
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