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Author Topic: Adventure Peasant!  (Read 34140 times)

ExKirby

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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #30 on: March 25, 2010, 11:51:43 am »

Shopping time, no?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #31 on: March 25, 2010, 04:28:14 pm »

What time is it?
It are SOUL HARVESTING TIME
BWAHAHAHAch hach.

Crawl around sobbing because the GM made me a disgrace to my mother.

Also look for shiny things.


You cry a single tear for your beloved mother.
Then you head to the place to look for shiny things; the Scavenger's Guild

What a curious building. It appears to be made out the bits of several other buildings hastily stuck together.
You head in.

A curious apparition greets you.
"Hey, peasant, what are you doing here? Oh, you are on a quest. Ok then.
Welcome to the Scavenger's Guild. Everything on display costs one copper. If you want something else, it costs extra, cos we have to spend a few hours looking for it in the cellars. Though exciting breakthroughs are being made on that front what with the RUS readings on the QPF being through the roof and all this AEM coming through.
Anyway.
How can I help you?"

>_


"Hello there good fellows, I am on a quest for the King, what seems to be the trouble?" IE: bluff like mad, hiding the bloody knife and hoping to worm my way out of this.
You hide your knife and start to spin some fantastic tale about kings and shit.
COIN FLIP: TAILS
Unfortunately one of them sticks you, in the modern 'stab first, ask questions later, by necromancy if necessary' manner

[D6+5=6+4:Bonus:5=15] The guard deals 15 damage. You have 5 life left. Also, you better not try to do any fancy digestin'

Before they stick you again, you start to jabber about the king giving you a quest or some shit.
COIN FLIP: HEADS
The guards are suddenly curious.
"What king? You a spy, kid?"

Keep it up, and you might get away with lifelong imprisonment for espionage. Yeah with tails they would ha' stuck you again and you would be ded

>_


Shopping time, no?

No.

>_




Statuses:

Shadow: A bigole crybaby.
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
The lobby, Scavenger's Guild, Regit, Peasantia.

Haika: 1/4 alive. Or 3/4 dead. (5/20)
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Up shit creek, Regit, Peasantia.

ExKirby: HEALTHY
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Outside the Sane Shopkeeper's Store, Regit, Peasantia.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #32 on: March 25, 2010, 05:07:32 pm »

I will, ask Reely what to do, because he knows everything, no?
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #33 on: March 25, 2010, 05:09:21 pm »

uhh right, I... bleed on them in protest, and try to stumble/run away from the pointyness before I die?
« Last Edit: March 25, 2010, 05:15:51 pm by Haika »
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #34 on: March 25, 2010, 07:49:35 pm »

Ask about the pretty hat.
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Re: Adventure Peasant!
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2010, 09:26:17 am »

HalfDate For when nobody does anything important apart from this one guy who dies

I will, ask Reely what to do, because he knows everything, no?
You pray to Reely, and ask him what to do.
You hear a voice say:
"Ask them about their shirts. I want to know about their shirts"

>_


uhh right, I... bleed on them in protest, and try to stumble/run away from the pointyness before I die?
COIN FLIP: TAILS
You make as to run away, and the guard behind you sticks you right up.

[d6+4=1+4=5]
'tis barely a friendly prod, but to your already weakened body it is the final straw.

You feel sort of light headed.
Sort of
Dead.

>Enter Last Words
>


Ask about the pretty hat.
"Ah, yeah, looks good, doesn't it. But it's missing it's entire crown and part of the rim at the back. But from the side it looks pretty sweet."

>_




Haika has died, in the finest AP tradition. For being a good sport, we salute him. For being an idiot, we mock him. He nicked some nice stuff, but he never got to use it. He did stick a shopkeeper, but he will recover. On average, therefore, he did jack squat, which is pretty good.
SCORE: 3/10

Apply to replace Haika now. Being high on the waiting list will increase your chances of being chosen.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2010, 01:21:55 pm by NUKE9.13 »
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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2010, 10:35:14 am »

Hmm.. would I want to. or..

Whatever I'm in!
If I get chosen ofcourse..



can I have a  hobo-beard?
« Last Edit: March 26, 2010, 11:22:03 am by Ultimuh »
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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2010, 10:50:32 am »

can I have a  hobo-beard?

YES

OH GODS YES
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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #38 on: March 26, 2010, 11:50:15 am »

heh, well that ended rather blegh.

I'll keep reading anyway. I had fun while it lasted.
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Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #39 on: March 26, 2010, 11:52:05 am »

Nuke, you are a artist will blood. You may suck at every thing else but you truly shine with blood.


Needs more guts though...
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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2010, 01:19:19 pm »

Is there a waiting list? If yes, put me on it.

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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2010, 01:51:26 pm »

Can I know about your shirts please?
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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #42 on: March 26, 2010, 02:25:11 pm »

Miniupdate

Can I know about your shirts please?
The guard looks at you.
"What?"
You repeat the question.
"What the hell are you talking about?"
You indicate the sign by the door.
"...the shop is closed. I don't know about the shirts. I am a guard."

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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #43 on: March 26, 2010, 02:47:21 pm »

Hmm.. so far I have been using computers at work to access the internet.
So perhaps I should wait with joining as a pesant untill wednesday-thurstayish.. as I would have access to the internet from home.
(The internet service here in Greenland is kinda messed up..)
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Re: Adventure Peasant! FATALITY (woo)
« Reply #44 on: March 27, 2010, 04:07:03 am »

"Is there a shirt in there I can have? I can pay for it if you want?"
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